SNL’s “shirtless Putin” just hilariously mocked Trump’s pathetic inauguration crowds

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SNL’s “shirtless Putin” just hilariously mocked Trump’s pathetic inauguration crowds


Saturday Night Live just brought back its “shirtless Putin” character to roundly mock President Trump for his tiny inauguration turnout. Whereas President Obama in 2008 and 2012 turned out more than 1 million people, early estimates for Trump’s inauguration hover around 200,000.
In the clip, “Putin” congratulates Trump for his large inauguration turnout, before revealing that he’s mistaken it for today’s Women’s March, which was attended by far more people than Trump’s embarrassing fiasco.
Then, “Putin” pokes fun at Trump for going to the CIA today and telling them that 1 million people attended his inauguration, a bald-faced lie. “If you’re going to lie, don’t make it so obvious,” he suggests.
In closing, “Putin” makes a crack about how he helped Trump win the election, saying, “America, it’s going to be a long four years from many of you. Just remember, we’re in this together.”
See the clip below:

 

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The inauguration takes place in the city, a stronghold for Democrats. It would not require much effort to get a million people to see a Democrat. The Republican voting base is in rural areas and would require much more travel and navigating an uncomfortable/unfamiliar city for them.

If President Obama inauguration took place in Utah, how many people would be there to watch?

Not only that ISIS has been launching attacks timed to his events. Who would want to risk their lives?

 

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Not only that ISIS has been launching attacks timed to his events. Who would want to risk their lives?

What I'd like to know is who gives a shit in the first place.

 

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Aziz Ansari praises Women's March, urges President Trump to denounce 'casual white supremacy' on 'Saturday Night Live'
BYNICOLE HENSLEY
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Sunday, January 22, 2017, 1:00 AM

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Alec Baldwin absent from post-inauguration SNL

Aziz Ansari delivered a lengthy monologue on "Saturday Night Live," where he noted that "change comes from large groups of angry people.”
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“Islam is peace. The perpetrators of these attacks, they don’t represent Islam. They represent war and violence,” Ansari said, paraphrasing Bush’s Sept. 17, 2001, speech.

“16 years ago, I was certain this dude was a dildo,” Ansari added of Bush. “Now, I’m sitting there like, ‘he guided us with his eloquence.’ ”

Ansari, 33, assured that “change comes from large groups of angry people.”


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Celebrities take part in the Women's March around the country
“If day one is any indication, you are part of the largest group of angry people I have ever seen,” Ansari added, referring to more than a million demonstrators thatpacked Washington D.C. for the Women’s Marchon Saturday.

NYC Women's March sets more than 400G protesters upon Trump Tower

The populous demonstration outnumbered Trump’s swearing-in ceremony on Friday, which White House spokesman Sean Spicerfalsely claimedhad “the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration.”

SNL used the disparity in numbers to pounce on Trump’s ego in the cold open.

Beck Bennett returned to SNL as Vladimir Putin and assured the American people that the nation is not in hands of a unpredictable leader.
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As of early Sunday, Trump had no tweets about the NBC sketch comedy on his personal and official POTUS handles.

The cartoonish impersonation of Trump by actor Alec Baldwinwas absent from the cold open, allowing SNL castmember Beck Bennett to reprise his role as Russian President Vladimir Putin in a “paid message from the Russian Federation.”

Half a million people show up for D.C. Women's March

"Many of you are scared, marching in the streets. You worry that your country is in the hands of this unpredictable man, but don't worry, it's not," Bennett said, as a shirtless Putin.

Comparison shots of the National Mall show the crowds who attended the inauguration ceremonies for President Donald Trump on Friday versus President Barack Obama in 2009.
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The show’s interpretation of the Russian leader nearly congratulated the President on record-breaking crowds at his inauguration, only to realize he confused the Women’s March for the sparsely populated mall.

“If you’re going to lie, don’t make it so obvious,” SNL’s Putin said. “Say that you are friends with Lebron James, not that you are Lebron James.”

He introduced Kate McKinnon as a “Russian woman” forced to sing Putin’s praises.

Kate McKinnon portrays Kellyanne Conway, as Roxie Hart from the "Chicago" musical.
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McKinnon, who depicted Trump’s Democratic rival Hillary Clinton during the campaign cycle, returned as Trump's bulldog aide Kellyanne Conway in a dazzling musical number.

The sketch show likened the former campaign manager to Roxie Hart, the woman suspected of killing her lover for fame in the Broadway musical “Chicago.”

“Who says that lying’s not an art,” McKinnon crooned, twisting the lyrics to reflect Conway's newly-found fame. “And when they Google just a “K,” my name will come up before Kanye.”

 

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White House Pushes ‘Alternative Facts.’

Apparently Size Matters to Trump​

© Andrew Harnik/Associated Press Kellyanne Conway, counselor to President Trump, before speaking live on
TV outside the White House on Sunday.


WASHINGTON — Kellyanne Conway, counselor to President Trump, said on NBC’s “Meet the Press” on Sunday that the White House had put forth “alternative facts” to ones reported by the news media about the size of Mr. Trump’s inauguration crowd.

She made this assertion a day after Mr. Trump and Sean Spicer, the White House press secretary, had accused the news media of reporting falsehoods about the inauguration and Mr. Trump’s relationship with the intelligence agencies.

In leveling this attack, the president and Mr. Spicer made a series of false statements.

Here are the facts.

1. In a speech at the C.I.A. on Saturday, Mr. Trump said the news media had constructed a feud between him and the intelligence community. “They sort of made it sound like I had a ‘feud’ with the intelligence community,” he said. “It is exactly the opposite, and they understand that, too.”

In fact, Mr. Trump repeatedly criticized the intelligence agencies during his transition to office and has questioned their conclusion that Russia meddled in the election to aid his candidacy. He called their assessment “ridiculous” and suggested that it had been politically motivated.

After the disclosure of a dossier with unsubstantiated claims about him, Mr. Trump alleged that the intelligence agencies had allowed a leak of the material. “Are we living in Nazi Germany?” he asked in a post on Twitter.
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2. Mr. Trump said of his inauguration crowd,“It looked honestly like a million and a half people, whatever it was, it was, but it went all the way back to the Washington Monument.”

Aerial photographs clearly show that the crowd did not stretch to the Washington Monument. An analysis by The New York Times, comparing photographs from Friday to ones taken of Barack Obama’s 2009 inauguration, showed that Mr. Trump’s crowd was significantly smaller and less than the 1.5 million people he claimed.
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3. Mr. Trump said that though he had been “hit by a couple of drops” of rain as he began his address on Inauguration Day, the sky soon cleared. “And the truth is, it stopped immediately, and then became sunny,” he said. “And I walked off, and it poured after I left. It poured.”

The truth is that it began to rain lightly almost exactly as Mr. Trump began to speak and continued to do so throughout his remarks, which lasted about 18 minutes, and after he finished.

4. “This was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration — period — both in person and around the globe,” Mr. Spicer said.

There is no evidence to support this claim. Not only was Mr. Trump’s inauguration crowd far smaller than Mr. Obama’s in 2009, but he also drew fewer television viewers in the United States (30.6 million) than Mr. Obama did in 2009 (38 million) and Ronald Reagan did in 1981 (42 million), Nielsen reported.
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5. Mr. Spicer said that Washington’s Metro system had greater ridership on Friday than it did for Mr. Obama’s 2013 inauguration. “We know that 420,000 people used the D.C. Metro public transit yesterday, which actually compares to 317,000 that used it for President Obama’s last inaugural,” Mr. Spicer said.

Neither number is correct, according to the transit system, which reported 570,557 entries into the rail system on Friday, compared with 782,000 on Inauguration Day in 2013.
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6. Mr. Spicer said that “this was the first time in our nation’s history that floor coverings have been used to protect the grass on the Mall. That had the effect of highlighting any areas where people were not standing, while in years past the grass eliminated this visual.”

In fact, similar coverings were used during the 2013 inauguration to protect the grass. The coverings did not hamper analyses of the crowd size.
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7. Mr. Spicer said that it was “the first time that fencing and magnetometers went as far back on the Mall, preventing hundreds of thousands of people from being able to access the Mall as quickly as they had in inaugurations past.”

The Secret Service said security measures were largely unchanged this year. There were also few reports of long lines or delays.​

SOURCE: http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/white-house-pushes-‘alternative-facts’-here-are-the-real-ones/ar-AAm7yEL?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp


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White racists always making up their own terms for shit and people make them legitimate instead of calling them out on that fuck shit, example:

Racist, KKK, Nazi, ass White Power Muthafuckas = Alternative Right (Alt-Right)

Lies = Alternative Facts (Alt-Facts)

 

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Lies = Alternative Facts (Alt-Facts)

Precisely. Alternative Facts = Lies or, a Kellyanne!

 

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