you know Tiger banged Mrs Todd right
that nigga just don't randomly show up at a school to talk about GOLF.. 
Tiger Woods shows up to 3rd grade class on career day...#bangtheteacherslowly
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you know Tiger banged Mrs Todd right
that nigga just don't randomly show up at a school to talk about GOLF.. 
Yay. He went to inspire white kids...
and one black kid.
and one black kid.
He's got some real "douchey" body language.
if you look closely, that black kid doesn't look "inspired".
tiger who...???
that name sounds familiar....
sounds like someone who used to win.....
that name sounds familiar....
sounds like someone who used to win.....
His track record is pretty raggedity. I'm sure the teachers husband is crying in the car.
So you are a body language expert now?
http://www.forbes.com/profile/tiger-woods/
Source Of Wealth Golf
Salary/Winnings $274K
Endorsements $45 M
Residence Jupiter Island, FL
Agent Mark Steinberg
Agency Excel Sports Management
Tiger Woods on Forbes Lists
The 14-time major winner turned 40 in December 2015 and is feeling his mortality on the golf course, playing only 18 events since the start 2014 and making just six cuts. Woods built a fortune on endorsements with the likes of AT&T, Buick, Nike and Gatorade. All of those companies have left him, but Nike remains--and pays him more than $20 million a year. Other current partners include Hero MotoCorp, Kowa, Rolex and Upper Deck.
- #51 Tiger Woods
- 2016 Celebrity 100 Earnings
- $45.5 Million
- Athlete, PGA
Source Of Wealth Golf
Salary/Winnings $274K
Endorsements $45 M
Residence Jupiter Island, FL
Agent Mark Steinberg
Agency Excel Sports Management
Tiger Woods on Forbes Lists
The 14-time major winner turned 40 in December 2015 and is feeling his mortality on the golf course, playing only 18 events since the start 2014 and making just six cuts. Woods built a fortune on endorsements with the likes of AT&T, Buick, Nike and Gatorade. All of those companies have left him, but Nike remains--and pays him more than $20 million a year. Other current partners include Hero MotoCorp, Kowa, Rolex and Upper Deck.
look at the other guy
really bad timing
really bad timing
A Comprehensive List of Tiger’s Mistresses
posted 12/08/2009
by
If you’re surprised by all the recent news regarding Tiger Woods and his menagerie of sluts, try to remember this: Tiger’s been obsessed with golf his whole life, which means that in high school he never got laid at all, so obviously he used his fame and fortune to rake in massive amounts of ass. I’m not saying it’s right, I’m just saying that’s why it happened. It seems like there’s no end to the list of women who have had some Tiger in their tank, so we decided to provide you with a comprehensive list of all the chicks Tiger’s boned (that we know of so far) to clear things up a bit:
Who the Hell Is She?
Elin is Tiger’s wife of 5 years. She’s from Sweden, but now she lives in the same f*cking house as he does. She’s a bikini model. She’s the mother of Tiger’s two kids. Obviously, this means she’s very boring in bed.
Why She Was a Good Choice
As far as trophy wives go, Elin takes the cake. She’s a Swedish bikini model, for shit’s sake, which makes her a trophy wife to an almost cartoonish degree. She’s hot, he’s already married to her, and they have two kids. Those are all pretty good reasons to stick with a babe like Elin.
Why She Was a Bad Choice
She’s clearly got some violent, nordic blood flowing through those veins of hers, and she is not afraid to kick her famous husbands ass for banging other chicks. That means she’s dangerous, especially if you’re a "sleep with every woman you come into contact with" kind of a guy like Tiger is. Of course, the fact that he was out chasing skirts might suggest that she wasn’t holding up her end of the bargain in the bedroom. Just sayin’.
Who the Hell Is She?
Jaimee lives in Los Angeles, and she and Tiger began knockin’ boots (remember 1997?) in 2007, which was also right around the time that Jaimee started spelling her name with way too many vowels. Their relationship continued for 31 months, and Tiger never used a condom because he’s a dirty muthaf*cka. Jaimee is the chick who released the voicemail, in which Tiger asks her to remove her name from her voicemail in case his nosy viking wife decided to snoop around.
Why She Was a Good Choice
She’s super-hot. She worked at a Medical Marijuana pharmacy. Also, did we mention she’s super-hot?
Why She Was a Bad Choice
She was a cocktail waitress and she worked in a weed shop, so obviously she didn’t have a lot of spending cash. This means that she had every reason to blackmail him or try to squeeze him for money. That’s dangerous. Also, there was never any discussion about why he wasn’t wearing a condom or whether or not she was on birth control, so she seems like a skeezy, money-grubbing whore. She was also on VH1′s Tool Academy, and she was arrested once for shoplifting at Nordstrom’s, so she’s a real class-act.
Who the Hell Is She?
Rachel and Tiger met in the Manhattan night club where she works, and their affair lasted two months, although she denies that it ever happened because supposedly Tiger has already paid her off. He also reportedly called her after the infamous car accident and tried to get her to meet up for a quick de-stressing bang session. One of her friends said that Tiger would tell her that he loved her, but this may have been while he was getting high on Ambien to f*ck her.
Why She Was a Good Choice
Great Tits. Also, her silence clearly has a price, which is a good thing when you’re in Tiger’s position. She’s pretty hot, too.
Why She Was a Bad Choice
Tiger apparently got ripped up on Ambien when he boned her, which may suggest that, hot as she may be, she’s not a very good lay unless you’re too groggy to care about quality.
Who the Hell Is She?
Kalika denies that she and Tiger ever had an affair, although apparently they’re known to have hooked up in October, 2009 in Las Vegas, where Kalika lives.
Why She Was a Good Choice
She’s the first brunette on the list, and it’s nice to see Tiger mixing it up a bit. There’s nothing like a hardcore big-titted blonde fetish to reinforce the public’s impression that you led a very sexually unsuccessful youth, never got any action in high school, and then went completely pussy-crazy for cliche sex objects when you became rich and famous.
Why She Was a Bad Choice
Luckily, it sounds like Kalika is doing alright for herself money-wise, but if she ever decided to get greedy on him she could blackmail Tiger out of everything. If I’ve learned anything from movies, it’s that Club Executives in Vegas are well-connected to nefarious kingpins of the underworld who will break your knees for basically anything.
Who the Hell Is She?
Tiger started pawing at Cori after the two of them met in a Manhattan night club. Cori soon became a favorite travel companion of Tiger’s, and he would often fly her across the country to golf tournaments so she could play with his putter in between holes, if you know what I mean (I’m talking about f*cking). Their affair lasted over 6 months.
Why She Was a Good Choice
Being a 31-year old club girl and wannabe model can only mean one thing: she knows how to party. She must’ve been out of control if Tiger felt the need to actually import a whore to stay with him during tournaments.
Why She Was a Bad Choice
She was a Hooters girl. You don’t even have to be female anymore to be a Hooters Girl. She also has a 7-year old son. Did someone say cockblock? Yes. That 7-year old kid did, while he was blocking Tiger’s cock from his mom’s vagina (etc.).
Who the Hell Is She?
Jaime is a cocktail waitress and "aspiring" model in Vegas. According to her, though, she started an 18-month fling with Tiger when she lived in Orlando, and they would bang in his house when his wife wasn’t there. Oh, and she was only 20 years old at the time.
Why She Was a Good Choice
Look at her. This girl is adorable. At the age of 20, she was probably even cuter than she is now, all soft and smelling like flowers and stuff. Also, she was probably very impressionable and willing to do anything to stay in the good graces of a billionaire pro golfer who decided to start banging her when his wife was out of town…anything.
Why She Was a Bad Choice
Being a model just involves looking attractive. I don’t know how Jaime can aspire to that without accomplishing it. It seems like anyone who’s waiting to get their braces off qualifies as an "aspiring model". If she hasn’t become a model by the age of 26, it’s because she’s completely retarded.
Who the Hell is She?
Very few details have emerged regarding Tiger’s affair with Los Angeles-based porn star Holly Sampson, but Holly’s not denying that it happened. Holly is best known for starring in over 85 adult films, including some pretty dirty fetish videos. She’s also performed under the names Nicolette Foster, Andrea Michaels, and Zoe. She might be best-remembered, however, for co-starring in an episode of The Wonder Years with Fred Savage in her teen years. Hopefully Kevin Arnold tapped it before she became a whore.
Why She Was a Good Choice
She’s a porn star.
Why She Was a Bad Choice
….um,…N/A?
Who the Hell Is She?
Mindy is a waitress at a Perkins Diner in Orlando. For those of you who don’t know, that’s like the equivelant of a shitty IHOP. For some reason, Tiger started taking this beast of a woman out in 2006, and he never wore a condom. Apparently he even rawdogged her in a church parking lot, and in his house while his pregnant wife was out of town. She says that Tiger liked to spank her and pull her hair.
Why She Was a Good Choice
It’s pretty clear that this chick would do some things that nobody else would do. Some really weird, really kinky shit. That’s the only reason you’d ever bang a chick that bears such a striking resemblance to Rahzar, the evil mutant wolf-monster from TMNT 2.
Why She Was a Bad Choice
She’s been convicted of a felony DWI and is by far the ugliest of all the whores Tiger was banging. To make things worse, she was a waitress at the pancake shop that Tiger frequented with his wife. Rule#1: Never f*ck someone who handles your wife’s pancakes.
http://www.holytaco.com/comprehensive-list-tigers-mistresses/
yeah mrs todd fits that pattern.. he fucked her...
G.O.A.T
I hate to be "that guy" but man what wonders would it do for a kid from a shitty school district or school to have Tiger talk to them and give them encouragement and hope.
....
damn she really luh that nigga
"I loved him so much and I still do, it just didn't work. It was too much with his competition schedule and mine, and he has two kids. We're still on good terms. We're still friends, but it was hard."
"I loved him so much and I still do, it just didn't work. It was too much with his competition schedule and mine, and he has two kids. We're still on good terms. We're still friends, but it was hard."