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ThaAnsa3

ThaAnsa3

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Me again, Fam. I am traveling to MIA and could actually be moving there. What's the best strip clubs - best bang for buck, reasonable dance prices and *wink* potential for more?

I've been to Coco's, but they're not nearly as good anymore. Lexx, if that's still the name, wasn't that good the last time I went. Two girls refused to even give me ANY contact. WTF?! Lol. One looked at me when I tried to pull her close (gently like I always do) and said, "I know you want contact but I don't do that." I tipped her for one song even though it had pretty much just started and sent her on her way. She was the second one and I left after. Follies in ATL was probably the best SC night I ever had...I'll spare the details. Lol. Anyway, can any MIAMI dudes clue me in? Playahaitian perhaps?
 
KOD, the Office, but my personal favorite is PT'S Showclub in Hialiah.
 
bdquest9 said:
KOD, the Office, but my personal favorite is PT'S Showclub in Hialiah.
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KOD girls act like video girls because must of them are. Lol Their dances are also expensive because it's KOD. I hear The Office fell off hard. Not true? And is PTs a black or mixed joint? Those are the only ones I like.
 
ThaAnsa3 said:
KOD girls act like video girls because must of them are. Lol Their dances are also expensive because it's KOD. I hear The Office fell off hard. Not true? And is PTs a black or mixed joint? Those are the only ones I like.
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PT'S is mainly black and Hispanic few snow bunnies in there. I liked PT'S because you get more bang for your buck. KOD and the office are overrated, hoes jump back and forth since both clubs are on the same strip.
 
bdquest9 said:
PT'S is mainly black and Hispanic few snow bunnies in there. I liked PT'S because you get more bang for your buck. KOD and the office are overrated, hoes jump back and forth since both clubs are on the same strip.
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What are the girls like? Pushy, nice, arrogant, etc.? I had such a bad time at Lexx last time that I'm trying to be careful with my choice. Secrets (now called something else) was decent my last trip but their selection was subpar.
 
ThaAnsa3 said:
What are the girls like? Pushy, nice, arrogant, etc.? I had such a bad time at Lexx last time that I'm trying to be careful with my choice. Secrets (now called something else) was decent my last trip but their selection was subpar.
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Most of the chicks are down to earth long as you got a good mouth piece and buy them drinks they cool as hell. If you want weed, coke, ecstasy, you can get it there, chicks will trick, but if you spit the right game or enough weed you will be good. When my people from NY come down to visit that's where we hit. A few years ago couple of my boys took some of the chicks from there back to the tele after they got off shift.
 
bdquest9 said:
Most of the chicks are down to earth long as you got a good mouth piece and buy them drinks they cool as hell. If you want weed, coke, ecstasy, you can get it there, chicks will trick, but if you spit the right game or enough weed you will be good. When my people from NY come down to visit that's where we hit. A few years ago couple of my boys took some of the chicks from there back to the tele after they got off shift.
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That's what's up and exactly what I was looking for. Weed and ass in my palms. $10 dances? What's the cover?
 
Before 2pm, $5 from 2–7pm, and $10 from 7pm–5am. $10 dances, nice selection of cigars (Cohiba $20, but you can find dudes on South Beach that will get you a 3 pack for the same price) and I think $150 bottle service was their highest. It's the only strip joint I eat from(I know but if your into Cuban dishes, their food is not bad if you need food to chased down the alcohol) Normally I spot the baddest chick in there wait for her to come off stage, spit game, buy her drinks and food, give her $100 but tell her I don't want to go to the champagne room and most of the time she spends the rest of the night at our table and brings her friends.
 
bdquest9 said:
Before 2pm, $5 from 2–7pm, and $10 from 7pm–5am. $10 dances, nice selection of cigars (Cohiba $20, but you can find dudes on South Beach that will get you a 3 pack for the same price) and I think $150 bottle service was their highest. It's the only strip joint I eat from(I know but if your into Cuban dishes, their food is not bad if you need food to chased down the alcohol) Normally I spot the baddest chick in there wait for her to come off stage, spit game, buy her drinks and food, give her $100 but tell her I don't want to go to the champagne room and most of the time she spends the rest of the night at our table and brings her friends.
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Man, thanks for the great stuff. I'll check them out. Follies in GA gas spoiled me.
 
The hole in the wall jawns where you can fuck are best. Fuck KOD and all that trendy shit. Hit the small jawns by the airport or little Haiti.
 
ThaAnsa3 said:
Two girls refused to even give me ANY contact. WTF?! Lol. One looked at me when I tried to pull her close (gently like I always do) and said, "I know you want contact but I don't do that." I tipped her for one song even though it had pretty much just started and sent her on her way. She was the second one and I left after.
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Probably was new and hadn't gotten used to those strange hands spreading that ass yet..lmaooo....or some make it rain niggas have made her their favorite stripper..smh
 
Dr. Truth said:
The hole in the wall jawns where you can fuck are best. Fuck KOD and all that trendy shit. Hit the small jawns by the airport or little Haiti.
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Any in particular? I don't know the area ask that well, so I don't know little Haiti. But if you suggest any, I can GPS.
 
Been hearing a lot about Diamond Dolls. Anyone have experience? I hat is mostly Spanish-Cubans especially-but it's great prices dances and fine dancers. Some say your buck goes a long way. Anyone know?
 
The strip clubs in Miami are weak;

In all fairness, I should probaby concede
that come at this from an unfair point
of reference since, in the Metroplex, we have
an "everything goes" environment, if you
want something to go
 
ThaAnsa3 said:
Man, thanks for the great stuff. I'll check them out. Follies in GA gas spoiled me.
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Not to derail the subject, but Follies is my favorite too man. Oh my God them girls were bad and freaky as hell. All for $10. I was chilling at a table by myself in town on a business trip, and one stripper came over and we started talking, then she was like "you're pretty cool, I'm gonna sit here if you don't mind". Well as her homegirls came through they all started chilling with me at my table and before I knew it all 3 of them were naked and dancing on me, unbuttoning my shirt and shit.... kissing each other. It was crazy

I heard the day shift is even wilder. They've spoiled me too. Fuck these Texas strip clubs and their $20 dances that aren't half as good as Follies.
 
Soufboy said:
Not to derail the subject, but Follies is my favorite too man. Oh my God them girls were bad and freaky as hell. All for $10. I was chilling at a table by myself in town on a business trip, and one stripper came over and we started talking, then she was like "you're pretty cool, I'm gonna sit here if you don't mind". Well as her homegirls came through they all started chilling with me at my table and before I knew it all 3 of them were naked and dancing on me, unbuttoning my shirt and shit.... kissing each other. It was crazy

I heard the day shift is even wilder. They've spoiled me too. Fuck these Texas strip clubs and their $20 dances that aren't half as good as Follies.
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Anything goes with almost any girl during the day shift. I've never gone to VIP, but it's a revolving door. Guys come out and walk straight out the front door. Mission accomplished. One girl put her hand in my pants and kept going until it was wet. Lol
 
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My homeboy just told me about some spot called Porthole. Says is a good spot in between dive and KOD. And I keep hearing Diamond Dolls is the spot if you like Spanish girls.
 
ThaAnsa3 said:
My homeboy just told me about some spot called Porthole. Says is a good spot in between dive and KOD. And I keep hearing Diamond Dolls is the spot if you like Spanish girls.
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Cubans don't fuck with negro's like that..leave them hoes alone
 

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