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ya I got spoiled last week...it was nice being able to watch it in the afternoon
Game Of Thrones: The Sopranos with swords or Dynasty in chainmail?
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ya I got spoiled last week...it was nice being able to watch it in the afternoon
A man enjoyed the leak of Season 6 Episode 5 "The Door" ...what an episode!!! every time you think Game of Thrones has topped itself it hits you with a gut punch and leaves you in awe. An intense episode that connected a dots for longtime viewers and readers. As per usual here are my stretched out observations
- Where's Moletown, where Gilly had a part time job a few miles south of the wall
- Sansa told LF her wedding night, she can still feel it...Ramsay busted her red keep wide open
- LF must have stolen Pegasus from Perseus because he travels the fastest around the 7 Kingdoms
- LF is once again at the mercy of a redhead protecting him from a knight (Catelyn & Brandon Stark)
- Blackfish lives, when you dip out of a party with too many fat bitches karma treat you well
- You just got served Arya, the Waif just went Li Mu Bai on your ass without the Green Destiny
- Arya needs to fight like someone just yelled WORLDSTARR
- A man ...tells a girl the first Faceless man was Nat Turner ?
- Apparently the Braavosi Westeros History books have been revised by the Texas Board of Education
- Damn they have Ned acting like Jeff Foxworthy
- The Willy Shakes of Braavos has bars for plays
- A servant doesn't ask questions, neither does a slave or an employee in my experience
- The faces in the Weirwood trees are like landline phones in the matrix
- What are Ayesha Curry and her tree family doing? camping and creating White Walkers with dragonglass
- Bran is getting all the hidden files and documents from Weirwood Area 51
- Did Theon pay the iron price for that haircut ? why not tell Yara about Salt Clips
- The sun never comes out in the Iron Islands or Pyke
- Much better debate at the Kingsmoot than any the GOP or Dems put together
- Euron with a Ragnar like entrance and speech.... Yep I killed my brother AND ?
- Uncle Iron Born showed up, parked in the grass and took the biggest piece of chicken
- Did Unwashed Joel Olsteen just kill Euron? or was the Gandalf the grey
- Worst pledging process ever; drowned and returned with no Iron Cross CPR treatment
- Theon and Yara dipped like someone was about to ask them for child support
- Jorah is the only real family Danaerys has, she doesn't want him to leave
- Jorah singing "never say goodbye" by Jackson 5 to Khaleesi
- Danaerys sent him to find a cure? Jorah gonna come back looking like Ben Grimm
- A new red priestess (please don't take her necklace off EVER)
- This new red witch has more titles than Danaerys
- Tyrion makes a pact with religion? but you can't control religions ...ask your sister
- Metro-sexual Uncle Fester hates magic more than a Boston Celtic fan of the 80's
- Varys looking more worried than Dwight Howard at the free throw line when she brought up his past
- Can Bran get a chair like Prince Doran from Dorne... his crawling is unacceptable
- Bran is seeing the future and the past (same tree the children were under making WW)
- I thought Thriller was about to play when Bran walked through the wights
- Damn that's more cold white people than attend a Bernie Sanders rally
- The Nights King has no words he only speaks with his hands like Terminator X
- the 3 eyed raven isn't telling the whole story, the visions aren't permanent history, Bran can alter events
- Home ec class payed off for Sansa, making sweaters and other Stark clothing
- Sending Brienne to the Riverlands? Uh Nooo... may not be a good idea
- Tormund still swiping right on his Castle Black Tinder app
- Brienne reading Steve Harvey books? Big Red Wildling is not waiting 90 days
- Sansa lies like Littlefinger now... she's playing the game
- OMG the White walkers said can Bran come out and play !!!!
- These White Walkers found Bran and his crew faster than Sally Mae
- Our first sighting of Rickkard Stark (Ned's father) "if you have to fight...win"
- OH NOOOO! they killed Summer... who do they think they are Chance the Rapper?
- The White Walkers are the Ultron of the Children of the forest
- Nights King has a hockey stick made of ice, knew these fools were Canadian
- Ayesha/Leaf was absorbing shots to the neck like a bukkake pro, then BOOOM
- Hold the door = Hodor; a six year reveal (best show on television)
- Did Hodor always know that was his fate? at least we now know what Wyllis was talking about
- Bran can affect the past and the future, 30 years before his birth....
- RIP Hodor... your watch has ended. Most difficult death of the entire series
Same thing I thought
Looks like him
Yeah, seems like they're really accelerating the plot. Hope it pays off.
About time!!!
This nucca Benjen been ghost... Since episode #2.
Nice comeback.
Only took 6 years in the making.
This episode sets up a battle between Jaime vs. Blackfish, for control of the Riverlands 
So ummmm.... what happens when Brienne arrives? (Probably by next episode
)
She has orders from Sansa to rally Uncle Blackfish to the Starks... But she is also still cool with Jaime.
That's gonna put her right smack dab in the middle of conflict.
Rock... Meet Hard Place.
So ummmm.... what happens when Brienne arrives? (Probably by next episode
)She has orders from Sansa to rally Uncle Blackfish to the Starks... But she is also still cool with Jaime.
That's gonna put her right smack dab in the middle of conflict.
Rock... Meet Hard Place.
Unburnt bitch is styling on em
Setup episode
Arya is Arya again...with needle
Sam stole a Valaryn sword
Mad King flashback
Tommen and Margary join forces with the High Sparrow.
Margarys likely playing chess tho
Arya is Arya again...with needle
Sam stole a Valaryn sword
Mad King flashback
Tommen and Margary join forces with the High Sparrow.
Margarys likely playing chess tho
So Ayra bout to put in work. Coldhands aka Benjen is in the house! Frey bout to get handled! Once again the Mother of Dragons rallies the troop to close out another episode. Jamie and Lady Tyrell flexed muscle but was outsmarted by the High Sparrow. Tomen said fuck you to Jamie! Lol! Cersi is going to do something stupid as usual that will backfire. She still ain't learned just to sit her ass down somewhere. Sam's Dad is a supreme dick! Gilly just couldn't shut her damn mouth!
Tommen fucked up by joining with the High Sparrow.
He playing checkers... but everyone else around him is playing chess.... which means he will surely die a 'pawn'.
Cersei gonna get the Mountain (and Bronn) to make a move on the High Sparrow... While Tommen gonna have to decide whether to intervene, or not.
He playing checkers... but everyone else around him is playing chess.... which means he will surely die a 'pawn'.
Cersei gonna get the Mountain (and Bronn) to make a move on the High Sparrow... While Tommen gonna have to decide whether to intervene, or not.
Tommen made the fatal mistake. It is the folly of youth and lack of guidance on his parents part. Never take sides against the family.
Tommen fucked up by joining with the High Sparrow.
He playing checkers... but everyone else around him is playing chess.... which means he will surely die a 'pawn'.
Cersei gonna get the Mountain (and Bronn) to make a move on the High Sparrow... While Tommen gonna have to decide whether to intervene, or not.
Nah, Tommen is young and got manipulated by the High Sparrow in exchange for getting his Bride (pussy) back. You forget the High Sparrow has the ultimate Trump card which is the common people. If the Lannisters or Tyrells move on him unjustly (without cause) the people gonna rise up and it won't matter what how many soldiers they got.
Tommen aint even on the board. This pussy whipped dumb ass is playing GoFish.
He is so pathetic now...
so fuking worthless he can kill himself now- I won't miss him
I kinda disagree.
Between the Kings Guard + the City Watch (i.e. Gold Cloaks) + The Lannister Army + The Tyrell Army... they have more than enough soldiers to squash any 'uprising' by the 'common people'.
But the thing is... they have to have ALL those forces (working together
) inside the 'city limits' before they take the High Sparrow down.... because they can easily crush the Faith Militant without their leader.I just don't think they will have all of them together... all at the same time.... before shit 'jumps off' with the Faith Militant.
Jaime gonna have the Lannister Army up in the Riverlands... dealing with Blackfish.
And the Tyrell Army will probably go back to High Garden since Margery is free now.
Leaving just the Kings Guard & Gold Cloaks to deal with the Faith Militant and the 'common people'.
But that's not enough.
He was being used by all three sides and he eventually chose one. Considering he is the king, the decision he makes have consequences. All this shit now is the to the manipulation of his mother, Margery and the High Sparrow. If short game Cersai wasn't being petty then none of this stuff would be an issue
Bitch pulled up in her OTHER, other benz!!!!
well he did get a valarian sword so...
The spend a lot of time with Sam. What's his role? He seems unimportant to the storyline, but he's playing a major role man... what's there that we aren't seeing?
you are wrong on this... Common people in Kings Landing vastly out number the Tyrells, Lannisters and Gold cloaks the biggest fear for any government is a true mob in an urban setting... think French revolution and Roman republics and empire... yes many will die but the military isn't stopping mobs of hungry men (remember there are still a lot of food issues in Kings Landing). especially with so many bottlenecks... watch the troops marching and in front the sept. That shit is a nightmare for an armyI kinda disagree.
Between the Kings Guard + the City Watch (i.e. Gold Cloaks) + The Lannister Army + The Tyrell Army... they have more than enough soldiers to squash any 'uprising' by the 'common people'.
But the thing is... they have to have ALL those forces (working together
I just don't think they will have all of them together... all at the same time.... before shit 'jumps off' with the Faith Militant.
Jaime gonna have the Lannister Army up in the Riverlands... dealing with Blackfish.
And the Tyrell Army will probably go back to High Garden since Margery is free now.
Leaving just the Kings Guard & Gold Cloaks to deal with the Faith Militant and the 'common people'.
Daenerys could never control the dragons now all of a sudden she is riding around and shit. Hopefully this season will end with her on her way to Westoros because this 10 episodes a year shit is taking too long
It has to be dragon glass/valyrian steel related. Sam killed a white walker with dragon glass & Jon Snow killed them with valyrian steel. Maybe they meet up to discuss this but this episode did nothing for me.
consider where he is going, and what he is supposed to learn there
they already discussed it after Hardhome
OG triple OG Benjin Stark!! Came thru with the ninja sickle & flame mace!
Bran need to up his damn WiFi speed package cause his ass was buffering for Hella long
I need somebody to get them flashbacks in super slo-mo cause hella important shit happened in like 5 seconds.
Sam didn't have time to stop at no westerosi merchant and get that bitch Gilly out them hoodrat rainbow clothes!? Bitched out at dinner but then like a true cac stole pops favorite strap off the dresser and bounced
Arya just aint built for not asking questions and killing niggas blindly, especially when it's off some hating as hoe shit, so I feel her decision somewhat but damn how you survive getting killed by some faceless killa's , ass ain't safe NO WHERE!!
I was extra salty expecting the slaughter of Bernie Sparrow, I'm low key sick of his ass & the faith stunting like they not some regular niggas in loinclothes, no armor and them weak as mace's.
Dani baby boy puberty kicked in hard as fuck cause Drogon big as shit but I'm guessing still a baby huh? And I'm wondering does she get down with Jon/Bran against the WW or does she be on some blind conquering all shit like her speech??
I need to see OG @stretchwallz recap cause this episode was a great set up and the end of this season it shaping up to be crazy!
Bran need to up his damn WiFi speed package cause his ass was buffering for Hella long
I need somebody to get them flashbacks in super slo-mo cause hella important shit happened in like 5 seconds.
Sam didn't have time to stop at no westerosi merchant and get that bitch Gilly out them hoodrat rainbow clothes!? Bitched out at dinner but then like a true cac stole pops favorite strap off the dresser and bounced
Arya just aint built for not asking questions and killing niggas blindly, especially when it's off some hating as hoe shit, so I feel her decision somewhat but damn how you survive getting killed by some faceless killa's , ass ain't safe NO WHERE!!
I was extra salty expecting the slaughter of Bernie Sparrow, I'm low key sick of his ass & the faith stunting like they not some regular niggas in loinclothes, no armor and them weak as mace's.
Dani baby boy puberty kicked in hard as fuck cause Drogon big as shit but I'm guessing still a baby huh? And I'm wondering does she get down with Jon/Bran against the WW or does she be on some blind conquering all shit like her speech??
I need to see OG @stretchwallz recap cause this episode was a great set up and the end of this season it shaping up to be crazy!
Sam is soft
It's time to just kill all of Cersei's kids.
please.
lets just face it. all of her kids are fucking gullible evil or gullible and weak fuck all of her kids.
thats the moral of this episode
sam's dad was right for kicking bitch assness out of his kingdom
and cersei's kids ain't shit.
also if you're going into a battle. you don't want a speech from margery's dad. or whoever it is.
that shit made me not want to watch the rest of the episode.
loved how he handed him some blood and he drunk it like whatever.
its kind of hard to say no to someone sitting on a dragon though.
nobody was going to be like nah im good while you're talking.
It's time to just kill all of Cersei's kids.
please.
lets just face it. all of her kids are fucking gullible evil or gullible and weak fuck all of her kids.
thats the moral of this episode
sam's dad was right for kicking bitch assness out of his kingdom
and cersei's kids ain't shit.
also if you're going into a battle. you don't want a speech from margery's dad. or whoever it is.
that shit made me not want to watch the rest of the episode.
loved how he handed him some blood and he drunk it like whatever.
its kind of hard to say no to someone sitting on a dragon though.
nobody was going to be like nah im good while you're talking.
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Tommen fucked up by joining with the High Sparrow.
He playing checkers... but everyone else around him is playing chess.... which means he will surely die a 'pawn'.
Cersei gonna get the Mountain (and Bronn) to make a move on the High Sparrow... While Tommen gonna have to decide whether to intervene, or not.
oh he gone die and i for one will not miss him.
been soft since day 1. still soft. not even making his own decisions right now kicking his duncle out like that.
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