Game Of Thrones: The Sopranos with swords or Dynasty in chainmail?
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Me neither. I always failed at those psychologist games
I can't help but wonder if she's a gummerold woman can get it
old woman can get it
I ain't got to hit it, but shriveled up bitches still give head....
Props on the thread. 292 pages and counting ... closing in on 184,000 pageviews.
Excellent recap as usual stretch!
Something about the way Daenarys perked up when struck by that whip at the 0:08 second mark turned me on! I'm about to go look for some of that sex dungeon Skin Diamond shit now.
I doubt the necklace has anything to do with Melissandre's age. 
In season 4, she confronted Selyse without wearing the necklace:
In season 4, she confronted Selyse without wearing the necklace:
A man has completed the 10 month journey and is back in WESTEROS for season 6..the milk of the poppy is warm and I'm buzzing. As per usual here are my stretched out observations from Season 6 Episode 1 "The Red Woman"
- No new locations on the opening sequence... I was hoping for the Dorthraki city Vaes Dorak.
- Ghost is howling at the moon, like Grey Wind for Robb, locked up and unable to attack
- The nights watch just gonna leave Jon Snow out in the yard bleeding to death ? No Respeck
- Ser Allister Thorne commits treason because he wants to "Make Westeros Great Again" by keeping murderous rapist wildlings behind the wall (and they're gonna pay for it)
- The rations at the Castle Black cafeteria must be substantial ...Olly has grown about 2 feet
- Ramsey said Myranda smelled of dog when they met.... don't all Andal women ?
- Ramseys sadism sidepiece lays dead, and since he can't beat it and eat it anymore.... the dogs can
- Roose Bolton is good and complimenting Ramsey with one hand and slapping him with the other. Remember I raped your mother boy
- Hugh Glass and Sansa cross the river in the Revenant. They're wet, they're white, they're freezing, they're cold ! give them an OSCAR
- Reek has found his iron balls again, tries to sacrifice himself to save Sansa from Zod's love Bolton style...but the dogs nose knows
- Bonnie Tyler starts playing "I Need a Hero" and Captain Phasma appears to do more battle in 3 minutes in snow than she did in 2.5 hours in space
- Podrick's riding and swordplay has improved, those Riverland YMCA classes are effective (Wait until Sansa experiences them)
- Rise Lady Stark, now you have the knight you always romanticized about (Podrick with the cue cards)
- Cersei has had a rough month, soccer mom hair cut, butt naked walk through the hood and now her daughter comes home in a casket...she's a honorary Stark
- That time in the black cells has given Cersei something she never had before "Introspection"
- Shame Shame Shame is all Nun Khloe says... she makes Hodor seem articulate. Margaery can't catch a break
- Until King's Landing Bernie "Sparrow" Sanders shows up with his anti-elitist stance and offers Margaery some hope and the promise to eliminate her Oldtown community college loans
- Ellaria Sand is a savage yet always pleasant to see... that Dornish eye candy would feel my water garden
- Did Tyene "bad pussy" Sand kill Xavier McDaniel with a steak knife.... then literally kill the messenger ? I thought Aero was a great warrior
- Mr. Scott must have beamed the other sand snakes aboard Boy Band Zorro's boat, because I swore they were all standing together at the docks.
- The Sand Snakes put the 'stain' in Tristane... I would have choose the whip too, that may lead to foreplay
- The house of Baratheon and Martell are now seemingly extinct
- Varys and Tyrion continue their Crossfire style political debates in Mereen, while Harpy Isis burns down the armada
- Arya is begging with no sign? Ineffective, how about "Disabled Veteran of War of Five Kings" ? Marketing matters in Braavos
- People were talking about Arya's assassination of the Kings Guard, before Stick showed up to train her Matt Murdock style
- Don't know anything that can burn a ram horn Jorah? except Daario's halitosis
- I wasn't sure if that was Greyscale on Jorah's wrist or a hipster wrist tattoo
- I always knew a few BGOL'er were Dorthraki's ...fantasizing about Danaerys and slapping that ass
- The Dorthraki have a lot of good 'white people" jokes - Pink people are afraid of the sun / Blue eyed women are witches
- Quote of episode "Seeing a naked woman for the first time is one of the 5 greatest things in life" ...unless you watch the last 90 seconds of this episode
- Opened your mouth too soon Khaleesi... now you have to join the knitting club of the widows of the Khal
- Thorne wants Jon Snow's body, Ser Davos has a flashback to being bullied at flea bottom prep "I've been running from men like him my entire life"
- Just hold on Davos and crew until Wun Wun comes back to castle black with Edd
- Then we see Melissandre take off her spanx & bra as many women do after a long day and everything goes *Pharcyde* DROP !!
- Davos warned us; you haven't seen the things she can do ...like take off her necklace and turn into Hilary Clinton
- Fuck the Wildlings send Melissandre to scare the gods (old and the new) out of the Night's watch. She can throw her labia over her shoulder like a Westerosi soldier
- WTF did my HBO Now just fuck up? I was at Castle Black with Melissandre but somehow I ended up in Hogwarts with Kreacher
People are just over-analyzing and reading too much into the scene.
It's one of those things like when people claim they see Jesus's image on a dog's butthole.
People think writers are geniuses I remember people coming up with all kind of bullshit reasons why Walt did some things like leaving his watch on the table in Breaking Bad and the writers were like, no, there were no hidden meanings behind most of the scenes they filmed.
old woman can get it
I ain't got to hit it, but shriveled up bitches still give head....
man i need some more homegrown of that old red bitch
I can't stand yall
Man, this site is the barbershop. It's why I still come here. All subjects, all topics. I can go from laughing my ass off to thinking really hard about some shitI can't stand yall
The necklace Had nothing to do with her showing her true self.
She just lost the only real person she cared for in Stanis, due to being so fucking wrong, then she had visions of Snow being great which for now is clearly fucking wrong. The old woman and her going to sleep was in reference to her being tired. She is beaten.
The necklace was just a cool visual effect.
She just lost the only real person she cared for in Stanis, due to being so fucking wrong, then she had visions of Snow being great which for now is clearly fucking wrong. The old woman and her going to sleep was in reference to her being tired. She is beaten.
The necklace was just a cool visual effect.
I think Davos was trying to quickly assess & determine 2 things:
1 - How long Jon had been dead before they discovered him.
2 - if the body had ever been moved. (i.e. If he was killed somewhere else, then moved over by the traitor sign)
Death comes before the body turns cold.
And his body had been outside long enough for the blood underneath it to freeze into solid ice.
- Jon got stabbed. Several times.
- He Bled to death.
- His body took awhile to turn cold.
- Before his blood took time to freeze solid.
If he was killed more recently, the blood seen underneath his body probably would have looked more, sticky, slushy & semi-frozen.... and not frozen stiff. (Because his body temperature would have kept it warm for awhile)
These factors are important, because it gives them an indication of how long they will have before they are forced to burn his body, or turn him over to Alliser Thorne.... before he turns into a wight.
They found him just before dawn...
Has he been dead for just an hour?
Or many hours?
Or the whole night?
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BGOL = best destination on the internet, for real. Fuck all those other forums that come & go. 20 years strong.
Real talk.
It's the barbershop you can't really tell anybody about. You can't invite people to bgol, but it's the one place that I go and check everyday just to see what's up or to get a laughBGOL = best destination on the internet, for real. Fuck all those other forums that come & go. 20 years strong.
Real talk.
Well said - it's the Fight Club of the internet. First rule of Fight Club ...
The place where if you're out in public and see a QUAID t-shirt ... you salute that muthafucka or fist-bump in passing.
Yep, you know dat boy crazy. And they have been slowly building up that tension.
True. Unless Roose kills him first.
Ramsey is on 'thin ice' right about now.
And Pops is a double-crossing sonovabitch.... who looks out for 'numero uno' in every situation.
He's already put Ramsey 'on notice' that his days are numbered if his wife has a son... And he doesn't get Sansa back.
He will no longer be the primary heir of the Bolton family if that happens, cause Roose won't have any more use for him.
One of them is going to take the other out.
Just a matter of time, imo.
I see this comin.
I see I wasn't the only one who noticed how Khaleesi straightened up when she got that whip cracked on her. Probably had a flashback and shit. lol
Those other Dothraki didn't know what to think when she started speaking their language. lol
Those other Dothraki didn't know what to think when she started speaking their language. lol
I get the feeling that either Margery or Loras will die in the dungeons, or get sentenced to death for their sins. (Most likely Loras )
They BOTH not leaving that place.... Together + Alive... In one piece.
So the Lannisters are going to need to re-solidify their alliance with The Tyrell's to get rid of the High Sparrow & his followers.
I could see Cersei telling the Lady Olenna some shit like: "I will help you take revenge, if you help me do the same in return".
If so, after getting rid of the Faith Militants, Jaime will lead a combined army of Lannister + Tyrell soldiers to march on Dorne, and seek revenge for killing their daughter.
And Jamie will ask Bronn to go and kill the Sand Snakes. I have a feeling that Bronn and Tyene will probably meet again.
But under what circumstances?
Will Bronn tap that ass first, before killing her?
Or will he kill her without ever throwing her any back-shots?
Or will she kill Bronn?
Or will they never meet again?
I just don't see them letting that storyline go unfinished.
)They BOTH not leaving that place.... Together + Alive... In one piece.
So the Lannisters are going to need to re-solidify their alliance with The Tyrell's to get rid of the High Sparrow & his followers.
I could see Cersei telling the Lady Olenna some shit like: "I will help you take revenge, if you help me do the same in return".
If so, after getting rid of the Faith Militants, Jaime will lead a combined army of Lannister + Tyrell soldiers to march on Dorne, and seek revenge for killing their daughter.
And Jamie will ask Bronn to go and kill the Sand Snakes. I have a feeling that Bronn and Tyene will probably meet again.
But under what circumstances?
Will Bronn tap that ass first, before killing her?
Or will he kill her without ever throwing her any back-shots?
Or will she kill Bronn?
Or will they never meet again?
I just don't see them letting that storyline go unfinished.
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yea you don't threaten to take away what he wanted his whole life lol. you don't do that and just think shit is going to be cool.
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