You'd think the Mexicans who he contracted to build the bat cave would have snitched by now, that is unless him a Alfred built that shit by themselves..
Comic Debate: How Can Clark Kent Disguise His Identity w/ Glasses? (Is he a lurker?)
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You'd think the Mexicans who he contracted to build the bat cave would have snitched by now, that is unless him a Alfred built that shit by themselves..
You'd think the Mexicans who he contracted to build the bat cave would have snitched by now, that is unless him a Alfred built that shit by themselves..
He did a Trump and had them deported.
I was gonna post this but I figured somebody would have already. He also uses hypnotism with his glasses I remember seeing somewhere.
^^^^ makes the most sense
I think the recognition of this absurdity helped make the first Iron Man movie so big.
ya that ending was classic imo
so he walks around all day like "you are not seeing superman you are seeing clark kent"
and he has hypnosis? why doesn't he hypnotize the bad guys into giving up and going to jail then?
lotta dumbasses in the dc universe
exactly
just say they can't recognize him don't add hypnosis and shit to it.
they can't tell its him. im good with that.
Naw when He transformed into He-Man he also got musclar and taller, so even if they did look alike know one would have guessed
no he didn't
only difference was a gay uniform and deeper voice
with the power of greyskull he jumped out of the closet
seen this in the other thread...this shit was so fucking well done...shit is still fucking hilarious
SUPERMAN's 10 WEIRDEST Powers
#3. SUPER-HYPNOSIS
The Silver Age was like the Wild West for Superman in terms of his powerset. Many of the previously documented strange powers come from that time, and the one we’re focusing on now is positively perplexing — mesmerizing, even.
Way back inside the pages of Action Comics #38 from 1941, writer Gardner Fox shows DC’s Man of Steel hypnotizing an errant psychologist named Harold Morton, and forces him to turn himself into the police. You don’t see that happening on Law & Order, do you?
This mind-based power popped up again in 1978’s Superman #330 by Martin Pasko and Curt Swan, where Superman beats a villainous hypnotist named Spellbinder at his own game by hypnotizing the entire population of Metropolis via a hastily constructed television screen that floats over the city.
If that wasn’t enough, even Krypto the Super Dog has the ability. Don’t ask.
http://www.newsarama.com/18003-superman-s-10-strangest-powers.html
No lie I live in a white neighborhood. All these bland CAC look alike. I swear, no flavor at all. Its hard as hell to recognize my neighbors if I don't see them in their car or going in their house. They all fucking look alike. Same pale face, blonde hair, same beards. They know my ass tho lol
No shit bruh my oldest and I always laugh our asses off at Superman's disguise.
I always figured that he goes through some sort of metabolic process
and changes [gets bigger, and looks different, etc] a
bit when he becomes superman. sort of like powering up
on dbz.
it's subtle, but sometimes movies and comics hint at it.
for example, in the movie superman returns, when he is flying with lois,
she says something about 'forgetting how warm he is'.
also this explains how his hair changes [unless he carries pomade and a comb],
and why muscles and superman suit isn't busting out of his regular clothes.
in the comics this is hinted at when describing why his costume doesn't rip.
i remember reading about how he naturally projects a micro-aura that is about a centimeter
off his skin that makes anything beneath it invulnerable like himself.
and changes [gets bigger, and looks different, etc] a
bit when he becomes superman. sort of like powering up
on dbz.
it's subtle, but sometimes movies and comics hint at it.
for example, in the movie superman returns, when he is flying with lois,
she says something about 'forgetting how warm he is'.
also this explains how his hair changes [unless he carries pomade and a comb],
and why muscles and superman suit isn't busting out of his regular clothes.
in the comics this is hinted at when describing why his costume doesn't rip.
i remember reading about how he naturally projects a micro-aura that is about a centimeter
off his skin that makes anything beneath it invulnerable like himself.
Man he carry the pomade with him and he wears a choppa suit that's why the muscles don't burst out.
yeah but with the muscles and a huge suit, he'd look odd. especially in the summertime. snl did a skit about this:
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clark-kent/2861360
that's exactly what it is though lol. you gonna blow his cover and have him potentially destroy you? or are you gonna snicker behind his back and laugh lol
That's why Superman is corny to me. Cac can do too much. Hypnosis too?
While folks tripping on the glasses, What about the fact that this dude is allergic to his home planet. Why hasn't he gotten some Kryptonian Flonase or Zyrtec or at least an Epipen.
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How about this, none of D.C. characters actually live on this Earth... Folks say that their earth is actually bigger than our version of earth...
Well that's why they are science fiction. I know about the multiple earths in the DC world. How have they used Earths larger size in any of the story lines.
Fuck Superman. Most bogus character in comics. I can't believe anyone likes that bullshit...
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