Comic Debate: How Can Clark Kent Disguise His Identity w/ Glasses? (Is he a lurker?)

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How Can Clark Kent Disguise His Superman Identity Only by Wearing Glasses?

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Answer by Mark Hughes, lifelong Superman fan, comics reader, and collector; Forbes movies blogger:

Three things are very important to remember here, which explain how Clark Kent's glasses work for protecting his identity as Superman.

First and foremost, nobody has reason to assume Superman even has a “secret identity.” He's a superpowered alien who seems to always be around when danger strikes, and he has a giant alien fortress in the snow—would you just assume he probably has some ordinary job and apartment where he walks around pretending to be a mortal person? Probably not. So if people don't even expect to see him “in disguise,” then why would they even look for it or suspect it?

Second, Clark doesn't just wear glasses—he behaves completely differently, changes his voice, combs his hair differently, wears loose-fitting clothing to hide his physique, slouches, uses different mannerisms, and is in situations where nobody expects to even be seeing Superman—at a desk job, acting weak and normal, buying carrots at the grocery store, etc. If you doubt how well someone could really behave and dress differently to achieve enough effect to fool people, I simply bid you look at Christopher Reeve from the first Superman film
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If you hear the nasally, nervous banter of Clark Kent in that first photo as he pushes his glasses up on his nose with his pencil and slouches around the office in a baggy suit, you'd not remotely think he's the same person as the tall, muscular, deep-voiced, handsome hero in that second image. Christopher Reeve gave what I feel was an Oscar-worthy performance, appearing to be two entirely different people and seeming almost unrecognizable as the same guy.

The effect of being two different people is enhanced when Superman and Clark seem to be in the same place at almost the same exact time—in the movie, Superman flies off from Lois' apartment at a leisurely speed, and as she turns away and takes a few steps there is a knock at her front door and Clark is outside calling her name. She opens the door and he's there, whining that he's been knocking and she didn't hear him, and he's ready for their date. The effect this has is to make it seem Clark was at her door being ignored while Superman was wooing her in the apartment, and it's perfect.

Finally, consider how often you see people in real life who look extremely similar. Do you, for example, suspect that Hugh Jackman is really Clint Eastwood in a wig? Or that Will Ferrell secretly plays in the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

We all sometimes see a person who resembles someone else but whom we otherwise see in entirely different situations and therefore have no reason to think, “Wait, it's that other person living an elaborate lie!”

Reeve's Clark Kent doesn't resemble his Superman as much as Chad Smith resembles Will Ferrell in that photo. So even when people notice Clark has some vague resemblance to certain features of Superman, they aren't going to think he looks that much like him, let alone think they're the same person.
 
All them explanations is dumb as shit. If I knew you and you wore glasses and turned on the tv and you were in a Superman suit wit no glasses, I'd be like "Damn, wtf is Playahaitian doin on tv in a Superman suit?"
 
yes...it`s the stupidest disguise ever...

it`s time to do away with it...

just reveal who u are n keep it moving...a this point they are insulting our intelligence...

then again it is the comics...:lol:
 
why do people waste time debating,

or even discussing fake made up shit as if it were real? fuckers love

fantasy, ima deal with reality!
 
I think I read in one of the old Superman comics where he subtly vibrates and it distorts his appearance. Sort of like how the flash can vibrate except Superman does it just enough to throw people off his real look. Sounds dumb I know, but it is what it is.
 
They should have went with the psionic excuse. Low level telepathy.
This is what a friend of mine that's obsessed with everything superman told me. Wasn't this in the comics? Why change things up or make it more difficult than need be?

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you wanna know whats a stupid disgiuse..a mask of any sort

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really? we're supposed to believe that NO ONE can tell the jawline and lower face of the most famous rich dude in the city? seriously???
 
you wanna know whats a stupid disgiuse..a mask of any sort

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really? we're supposed to believe that NO ONE can tell the jawline and lower face of the most famous rich dude in the city? seriously???

^^^Yep, cause batman is conducting interviews for the whole world to sit there an analyze his "Jawline" for identification...oh yeah while we're at it during the day too!
 
If almost everyone in Metropolis were white, and almost everyone at the Daily Planet were white as well; then, if Clark was Black, it would make sense. Because to whites, All Black Folks Look Alike.

Clark is "passing." No wonder he's Super!;)
 
They should have went with the psionic excuse. Low level telepathy.

In the unproduced JJ Abrams' script, the suit seemed to have some kind of Kryptonian tech that altered his appearance. There's a scene where Clarke fully expects Lois Lane to recognize him in costume, but is surprised when she can't.
 
you wanna know whats a stupid disgiuse..a mask of any sort

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really? we're supposed to believe that NO ONE can tell the jawline and lower face of the most famous rich dude in the city? seriously???

YeAh even if his mask was better they should figure out that Bruce Wayne is the only dude in Gotham who can finance that type of operation.

ThAt sorry ass commissioner don't even know Batgirl is his daughter . He got to be the world's biggest deadbeat dad.
She probably doing all the crime fighter shit because she didn't get attention
 
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YeAh even if his mask was better they should figure out that Bruce Wayne is the old dude in Gotham who can finance that type of operation.

ThAt sorry ass commissioner don't even know Batgirl is his daughter . He got to be the world'a biggest deadbeat dad.
She probably doing all the crime fighter shit because she didn't get attention

:lol::lol::lol:
 
Thats about as dumb as people not being able to tell Oliver is the Arrow.He got the green shit on his face like that would fool anybody especially Laurels dumb ass.
I see how he was able to fuck her sister and she ain't even know.
 
Better question is why does Superman stand straight up with his chest out when they shoot at him and the bullets are bouncing off.

But when they run out of bullets and throw the gun at him he ducks ?
 

maybe it's not just the glasses.

i've always imagined that when clark turns into supes, a whole metabolic process happens. he grows taller, more muscular, and looks a bit diffrent. like he is powered up or something [a la dbz]. they never really mention it, but if you look carefully, stuff in the movies refer to this type of process, i.e, in superman returns, lois says that she forgot how 'warm' supes feels when she is flying with him. also along with the costume change, supes has a gelled, slick back hairstyle [it's not like he carries pomade and a comb with him]. his suit also has muscle pads if you look at it. also with supes being as brolic as he is [no homo], you mean to tell me, that wearing a suit and cape under his regular clothes would allow him to pass as a nerdy reporter? nah, dude would be busting out of those clothes.
 
you wanna know whats a stupid disgiuse..a mask of any sort

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really? we're supposed to believe that NO ONE can tell the jawline and lower face of the most famous rich dude in the city? seriously???

fuck that nobody ever thought about aiming for his mouth when shooting..his whole costume could be bullet proof but that grill piece exposed
 
fuck that nobody ever thought about aiming for his mouth when shooting..his whole costume could be bullet proof but that grill piece exposed
when he is on his game all they should see is moving shadow or smoke... only time they should get a clear look is as they regain consciousness or during torture
 
YeAh even if his mask was better they should figure out that Bruce Wayne is the old dude in Gotham who can finance that type of operation.

ThAt sorry ass commissioner don't even know Batgirl is his daughter . He got to be the world'a biggest deadbeat dad.
She probably doing all the crime fighter shit because she didn't get attention

And if you go by the story in Batman Beyond, after being smutted out by Batman, Barbara Gordon ends marrying a Black guy.
 
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