So y'all wanna nut in broads? Use this app and skeet away.

[sammyjax]

Shit is called My Days X. It's a period/ovulation tracker.

We been using this shit for years and it works like a muhfucka. We've had one pregnancy and sure enough it was the one time i didn't check the app first. Turns out it was her hottest ovulation day. (I checked AFTER i came inside her. We miscarried though ).

So many no pull out threads...if u really wanna blast ball gravy with a clear conscience, this shit here WORKS.

Pros: shit works
Cons: pretty sure you can only track one cycle at a time. You ain't shit for asking.

Now back to your regularly scheduled ass n titties.

 

[sammyjax]

Bump

 

[RoadRage]

Tell them scientist to stop fronting, we know they have both a anti aids pill plus a male contreceptive pill somewhere, just its not enough money in it, plus its a way of regulating the poor..

 

[Big Tex]

Good shit.

 

[theteacher]

wanna blast ball gravy with a clear conscience

 

[4 Dimensional]

Ok, I thought I was the only one that kept up with my girls ovulation period.

7 years strong and the first was planned.

 

[sammyjax]

Ok, I thought I was the only one that kept up with my girls ovulation period.

7 years strong and the first was planned.

Man naw lol. I busted in her the other day and it was so good, on my life I thought mid-nut, "this is why God gave us sex."

I check this shit like I check my banking app lol. Totally worth it.

 

[shaddyvillethug]

I be skeetin outside the smile.

 

[4 Dimensional]

Man naw lol. I busted in her the other day and it was so good, on my life I thought mid-nut, "this is why God gave us sex."

I check this shit like I check my banking app lol. Totally worth it.

I had a couple of scares though. Girl got stressed a couple times (moving and new job), her jont came like two weeks late both times. Had a brother like, "Fuuuuck!"

When her period came, I did the Hammer inside myself with that Denzel "my nigga" nod

 

[sammyjax]

I had a couple of scares though. Girl got stressed a couple times (moving and new job), her jont came like two weeks late both times. Has a brother like, "Fuuuuck!"

When her period came, I did the Hammer inside myself with that Denzel "my nigga" nod

Lmao yeah we had a couple like that too. But when it cones and you can pin the lateness on something, it kind of underscores the apps effectiveness.

Gotta recalibrate after that though, that sucks. Washing way more sheets and shit that two or three months lol

 

[Cock Head Jones]

i thought this was gonna an app like... tinder for chicks that wanna let dudes shoot inside 'em.

i was gonna say that this marks the beginning of the end of human civilization. but nvm. good look. imma check this out.

 

[water]

These chicks out here are polyamorous and if they are in a relationship it's open, so no thanks


lol

 

[water]

i thought this was gonna an app like... tinder for chicks that wanna let dudes shoot inside 'em.

i was gonna say that this marks the beginning of the end of human civilization. but nvm. good look. imma check this out.

yeah thought that too




made by dept of child support


hahaha

 

[Mrfreddygoodbud]

cool fuckin app!!

but Im the pull out Emperor, so Im good

aww skeet skeet mahfuckah!!!

 

[Riggz]

this app has been running in my head for years... before apps existed..lol

 

[RoadRage]

Believe it or not, most births between two responsible people who are on the same page is a good thing, even if they didn't plan it.. However, most responsible adults tend to have wayyyy fewer mishaps and mistakes...
The problem with this system is that it doesn't impact the populous who needs it the most, the ones who are fucking while they are high, and drunk doing it irresponsibly for fun, the ones who are doing it fore leverage, usually to entrap a lover or for child support... This is the population that is pushing out the bastards who wind up tearing down the hood and are responsible for most of the dirt that goes down...
We need a contraceptive that can have an impact on these people!!!

 

[Cock Head Jones]

yeah thought that too




made by dept of child support


hahaha

i was like "damn so this is how it ends?"

 

[water]

i was like "damn so this is how it ends?"

hahaha

 

[water]

So the next version:

1. In app purchase: you get to see which chicks are ripe to skeet in at the places you love, the club, restaurant, bar etc
2. Will let you know if the chick is being tracked by more than 1 dude
3. Will let a chick know which dude skeeting in her is the most likely dad






you're welcome

 

[RoadRage]

yeah thought that too




made by dept of child support


hahaha

 

[Tdot_firestarta]

I check this shit like I check my banking app lol. Totally worth it.

i don't think it's the same app but my fiancee has had a menstrual tracking app for years..she always updates me about when her period is coming "We only have 4 days!". eg. and then we get it in..

I miss the days she was on birth control..used to be raw NPO all day