I've been cured of BGOLISM.

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I've been taking her messages and texts with a grain of salt. Such a cute face for a "thick" girl. With decades spends in BGOL and the occasional post or untrue reply to fit in I say to myself "She ain't even really fat...to me." Cuz, man, that face! The personality. And she cooked.

My phone chirps: WYD?

She want me all up in it. I can take backroad and nobody will even see me. Ima get this ass!, I said to myself. Thick ass, high yella. Redbone!!! Flash forward, I've made a mistake. Still cute. But "thick"...???? Let's go with BIG. Some motherfucker just posted a thread about winter coming and it was filled with cute, slightly obese bitches with cute faces. What's wrong with me? I post wide bitches too, often as a gag, other times, she's attractive. I'm going for it, shit. Drove all this way! Wasn't that far, it just seemed further once I saw her.

Dick sucking lips. Something is in the oven. Smelled before she opened the door. Strap up, BUSS IT OUT! She kisses. It's too wet. That kiss that the slobber bubbles linger on your bottom lip. That's a fluke, she just smells the food. That's a hungry kiss. We kiss again. Even wetter. Made that tv kiss noise. I'm having second and third thoughts. Fuck does BGOL know bout these thick broads anyway?

Yoga pants come off, legs open, coochie is fat but.,,,so is everything else on this broad. Lemonade out of lemons, right? Laid down to work, and I kinda sunk into her body like a new mattress at the store when you go "Damn, how much is this one?" You call your lady over "Bae, come lay on THIS'n here!" Fluffy, warm, wet.

Gotta say, I didn't like it. Could stay up strong. Turned her over to smash from the back, but...naw, I'm good. I've been lying to myself all this time. I don't like so-called thick girls. I need a toned chick. Fucking around on here talking myself into it cuz some cliche about big bitches keep you warm. True, though. Low heating bill for sure! Can't go limp and also ask for a piece of cake. That would be rude, right? Yeah, that's rude. Went down to eat until my soldier was back at arms, she moaned and her legs closed around my head. Felt like I was underwater. Neeeva leeeearned to swimmmmmm! She came quick. Still, nothing. I was physically unable to smash some ass simply because it was there. I gotta like the chick. I'm changing. New values, I guess. Takes a certain man to love these pillow-topped broads. It ain't me.
 
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Damn. U might need that "Perry Mason" cocktail.
U ate the box.
And didn't even bust 1.
She didn't reciprocate on the head side. U prolly didn't even ask.:smh:
 
:lol::lol::lol:


Yea listening to most niggas on here will have you in a fucked up situation like that
 
Laugh all y'all want. I stayed for about 3 hours. Could not get or stay hard. Broad was so damn cute. Thought my. BGOL Fantasy was gonna come true. Thought I was denying Myself. I'm bout to delete some of my old shit.


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You've grown up my brother. No need to kid yourself. If you ain't feelin her, you ain't feelin her. To thine own self be true.
 
I didn't like the dark inner thighs. Look like toast. Clean, wet ass a free car wash, but I need em slim and petite.


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You've grown up my brother. No need to kid yourself. If you ain't feelin her, you ain't feelin her. To thine own self be true.

So you been coming to bgol to find out who you should be attracted to...:lol:
Well nigga don't follow me cause I'll definitely have you fucked off..:lol:
 
Damn. U might need that "Perry Mason" cocktail.
U ate the box.
And didn't even bust 1.
She didn't reciprocate on the head side. U prolly didn't even ask.:smh:

You should have to ask a fat bitch to suck dick, it should be guaranteed like home fries coming with your eggs order at IHOP.
 
I thought all fat bitches suck dick...





That's almost like a prerequisite for being fat


Haaaaaaaaa!!!' She did. Not to the end but se started with it after the fish mouth kisses. Cool chick but too many dudes been telling her she thick. And she probably was in her prime I got the aftermath. Not even sloppy fat just too spongy. All y'all BGOL Kats stay misinforming on here. Ha!!!


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Congratulations on having physical standards, post again when you realize spirituality and mentality plays a significant role in getting an erection too.
 
Damn. U might need that "Perry Mason" cocktail.
U ate the box.
And didn't even bust 1.
She didn't reciprocate on the head side. U prolly didn't even ask.:smh:
[emoji38] I reformulated my perry mason just a few days ago & tested it on my girl.

the new version had my dick harder than believing OJ. [emoji38]



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So you had no standards and brought nothing to the table in which makes your standards a reasonable request.
 

I meant to quote op.. he sounds like he has been coming on bgol to find out what type of broad he should like.... that's the wrong thing to do. Taking the advice of noggas like me when it comes to affairs of the heart will leave the young brother fucked up is all I'm saying.....(simpleton translater off)..
 
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