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mailboxpimp said:
:lol: you know of a faggot funding site:smh::lol:

This doesn't even sound good when you read t!:smh:

$75 - $100 per Brazilian wax job..... All of my clients are women & quite attractive!
I've yet to met any who want you to do their arm pits.

Yes.... Waxing vaginas on a regular basis is a part of my job. I get paid to touch pussy you clown ass faggot fuck niggaah....... You gotta pay to do it! Stick to the little boys we all know you prefer

Damn it must really suck to be you!:lol:
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whats so funny is your really proud of yourself. You seem like you got into the business just to meet women or touch them. You ol weirdo ass nigga. Your game lacking bro but its okay just keep putting them 3 dollar tips into your GAY01K and I'm sure you can get the Caitlyn Jenner procedure your dying for around the yr 2036 home.
 
LSN said:
right...and what kind of 'man' do women feel comfortable enough w/ to let him do this professionally? :lol:
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a fucking flaming ass faggot


dude stay telling on himself. Its like he so lame he found a job just to be near the pussy.
 
ViCiouS said:
indecisiveness and or poor decisions can sometimes lead to that for everyone...

every once in a rare while a woman gets introduced to personal accountability
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For everyone? I think the stats show 1 sex suffers for it more than the other. And women realize accountability far more than men. But all i care about are the women of color. They have to be EXTRA accountable in this day and age.

Dhustla said:
I shouldn't respond to yo multiple persons, delusional, imaginary glass hotel in India ass(es)....but I'ma gon 'head & tell you..

I ain't never hit a woman since I been grown :hmm:
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So you don't call it hitting. Ok. I've seen lots of guys say "correct" when they really mean abuse.
 
OP, would you have felt better if she had an Amex card with $25k limit in her purse. I don't get what your problem is. You spent $25 and you supposedly fucked. :confused:
 
WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff said:
For everyone? I think the stats show 1 sex suffers for it more than the other. And women realize accountability far more than men. But all i care about are the women of color. They have to be EXTRA accountable in this day and age.
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reason
from childhood men live in a world of violence -it teaches us the rules very quickly...
even though society stresses peaceful conflict resolution boys learn quickly never trust the other person not to initiate violence.
ALWAYS be prepared for people to prey on those they perceive as weak
many women never get exposure to those lessons until its too late

in general women are given a lot of passes - the more attractive get even more forbearance... I've seen too many women put themselves in bad situations most get to slide, of the ones that didn't get a pass, very few accepted accountability
 
This is the funniest non fiction shit I've read this year:lol:
Mello Mello said:
They get flaky and finicky about everything. Always trying to weasel out or see if you will go out your way to be with her aka give her the leverage.

You played it right though and stuck to your guns for the win.



Yooooooooooooooooooo!

Nigga...

:smh:

Had a bitch pull this shit on me not too long ago. :hmm:

I was in seat pleasant Maryland in these apartments near the metro. I had just started fucking the shit out of this slut after coming from the grocery store with her on Friday. She showing me how much of a devout follower of Zod she is. She moaning loud. I'm trying to kill her with my stroke. Then heard knocks on the door in the middle of me slapping balls. She stops me, hurries to go answer, comes back tells me it was her ex. I'm like wtf he want why he show up now? She said he left something over here. I'm like ok, whatever he gone now let's get back to it. We smoke another j before starting again. But now I'm mad so Im fucking her with a vengeance now for being interrupted. So I fuck her on the floor til her knees are all scuffed up with rug burns. Didn't give a fuck. Went a few more rounds til the room smelling like booty, came in her eyes and went to sleep.

Next morning was like a scene out of Baby Boy. I wake up to go piss and hear the tv on smell cooking and everything. I'm like did she get up and cook and come get back in the bed? I stroll into the living room try and get something to eat and there's a nigga on the couch eating watching tv. I'm like oh shit I didn't bring no gun!!! :eek: He sees me I see him, he don't speak I don't speak.

So I go back into the bedroom grab a pillow and start beating this hoe with it to wake her ass up. I'm like there's a nigga in your front room. She like what? I said you have company. I'm thinking maybe it's her brother. Why this bitch tell me it's her ex? :hmm: I'm like how many ex's you got coming over here? Told me it's the same nigga from last night. :smh: I'm like how come you didn't change the locks or get your key back? She like naw, she left the door unlocked. I'm like bitch why? I'm here. She said he checks up on her from time to time to make sure she is alright and nobody hurts her. I'm like how he have time to do all this? Come to find out last night this nigga next door listening. :hmm: She kicked him out and he moved right in next door. :smh:

I started to go say something to him but I thought I don't know how high his level of Simpdom really goes, it almost felt like some cuckold shit. So I get dressed get ready to leave. Come out and the nigga not in the front room. So I'm looking around like where he go? Thinking he gonna ambush me. Told her I'm not coming over anymore if she has that nigga floating around her apartment. So I leave her apartment door go out the apartment unit doors and outside is this nigga smoking a cigarette watching me drive off.
So now this nigga knows what I drive and who I am. :smh: I was livid.

This how people get killed man.
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Mello Mello said:
They get flaky and finicky about everything. Always trying to weasel out or see if you will go out your way to be with her aka give her the leverage.

You played it right though and stuck to your guns for the win.



Yooooooooooooooooooo!

Nigga...

:smh:

Had a bitch pull this shit on me not too long ago. :hmm:

I was in seat pleasant Maryland in these apartments near the metro. I had just started fucking the shit out of this slut after coming from the grocery store with her on Friday. She showing me how much of a devout follower of Zod she is. She moaning loud. I'm trying to kill her with my stroke. Then heard knocks on the door in the middle of me slapping balls. She stops me, hurries to go answer, comes back tells me it was her ex. I'm like wtf he want why he show up now? She said he left something over here. I'm like ok, whatever he gone now let's get back to it. We smoke another j before starting again. But now I'm mad so Im fucking her with a vengeance now for being interrupted. So I fuck her on the floor til her knees are all scuffed up with rug burns. Didn't give a fuck. Went a few more rounds til the room smelling like booty, came in her eyes and went to sleep.

Next morning was like a scene out of Baby Boy. I wake up to go piss and hear the tv on smell cooking and everything. I'm like did she get up and cook and come get back in the bed? I stroll into the living room try and get something to eat and there's a nigga on the couch eating watching tv. I'm like oh shit I didn't bring no gun!!! :eek: He sees me I see him, he don't speak I don't speak.

So I go back into the bedroom grab a pillow and start beating this hoe with it to wake her ass up. I'm like there's a nigga in your front room. She like what? I said you have company. I'm thinking maybe it's her brother. Why this bitch tell me it's her ex? :hmm: I'm like how many ex's you got coming over here? Told me it's the same nigga from last night. :smh: I'm like how come you didn't change the locks or get your key back? She like naw, she left the door unlocked. I'm like bitch why? I'm here. She said he checks up on her from time to time to make sure she is alright and nobody hurts her. I'm like how he have time to do all this? Come to find out last night this nigga next door listening. :hmm: She kicked him out and he moved right in next door. :smh:

I started to go say something to him but I thought I don't know how high his level of Simpdom really goes, it almost felt like some cuckold shit. So I get dressed get ready to leave. Come out and the nigga not in the front room. So I'm looking around like where he go? Thinking he gonna ambush me. Told her I'm not coming over anymore if she has that nigga floating around her apartment. So I leave her apartment door go out the apartment unit doors and outside is this nigga smoking a cigarette watching me drive off.
So now this nigga knows what I drive and who I am. :smh: I was livid.

This how people get killed man.
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Hehehehehe...

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Mello Mello said:
They get flaky and finicky about everything. Always trying to weasel out or see if you will go out your way to be with her aka give her the leverage.

You played it right though and stuck to your guns for the win.



Yooooooooooooooooooo!

Nigga...

:smh:

Had a bitch pull this shit on me not too long ago. :hmm:

I was in seat pleasant Maryland in these apartments near the metro. I had just started fucking the shit out of this slut after coming from the grocery store with her on Friday. She showing me how much of a devout follower of Zod she is. She moaning loud. I'm trying to kill her with my stroke. Then heard knocks on the door in the middle of me slapping balls. She stops me, hurries to go answer, comes back tells me it was her ex. I'm like wtf he want why he show up now? She said he left something over here. I'm like ok, whatever he gone now let's get back to it. We smoke another j before starting again. But now I'm mad so Im fucking her with a vengeance now for being interrupted. So I fuck her on the floor til her knees are all scuffed up with rug burns. Didn't give a fuck. Went a few more rounds til the room smelling like booty, came in her eyes and went to sleep.

Next morning was like a scene out of Baby Boy. I wake up to go piss and hear the tv on smell cooking and everything. I'm like did she get up and cook and come get back in the bed? I stroll into the living room try and get something to eat and there's a nigga on the couch eating watching tv. I'm like oh shit I didn't bring no gun!!! :eek: He sees me I see him, he don't speak I don't speak.

So I go back into the bedroom grab a pillow and start beating this hoe with it to wake her ass up. I'm like there's a nigga in your front room. She like what? I said you have company. I'm thinking maybe it's her brother. Why this bitch tell me it's her ex? :hmm: I'm like how many ex's you got coming over here? Told me it's the same nigga from last night. :smh: I'm like how come you didn't change the locks or get your key back? She like naw, she left the door unlocked. I'm like bitch why? I'm here. She said he checks up on her from time to time to make sure she is alright and nobody hurts her. I'm like how he have time to do all this? Come to find out last night this nigga next door listening. :hmm: She kicked him out and he moved right in next door. :smh:

I started to go say something to him but I thought I don't know how high his level of Simpdom really goes, it almost felt like some cuckold shit. So I get dressed get ready to leave. Come out and the nigga not in the front room. So I'm looking around like where he go? Thinking he gonna ambush me. Told her I'm not coming over anymore if she has that nigga floating around her apartment. So I leave her apartment door go out the apartment unit doors and outside is this nigga smoking a cigarette watching me drive off.
So now this nigga knows what I drive and who I am. :smh: I was livid.

This how people get killed man.
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Have a good one, playa!
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Mello Mello said:
They get flaky and finicky about everything. Always trying to weasel out or see if you will go out your way to be with her aka give her the leverage.

You played it right though and stuck to your guns for the win.



Yooooooooooooooooooo!

Nigga...

:smh:

Had a bitch pull this shit on me not too long ago. :hmm:

I was in seat pleasant Maryland in these apartments near the metro. I had just started fucking the shit out of this slut after coming from the grocery store with her on Friday. She showing me how much of a devout follower of Zod she is. She moaning loud. I'm trying to kill her with my stroke. Then heard knocks on the door in the middle of me slapping balls. She stops me, hurries to go answer, comes back tells me it was her ex. I'm like wtf he want why he show up now? She said he left something over here. I'm like ok, whatever he gone now let's get back to it. We smoke another j before starting again. But now I'm mad so Im fucking her with a vengeance now for being interrupted. So I fuck her on the floor til her knees are all scuffed up with rug burns. Didn't give a fuck. Went a few more rounds til the room smelling like booty, came in her eyes and went to sleep.

Next morning was like a scene out of Baby Boy. I wake up to go piss and hear the tv on smell cooking and everything. I'm like did she get up and cook and come get back in the bed? I stroll into the living room try and get something to eat and there's a nigga on the couch eating watching tv. I'm like oh shit I didn't bring no gun!!! :eek: He sees me I see him, he don't speak I don't speak.

So I go back into the bedroom grab a pillow and start beating this hoe with it to wake her ass up. I'm like there's a nigga in your front room. She like what? I said you have company. I'm thinking maybe it's her brother. Why this bitch tell me it's her ex? :hmm: I'm like how many ex's you got coming over here? Told me it's the same nigga from last night. :smh: I'm like how come you didn't change the locks or get your key back? She like naw, she left the door unlocked. I'm like bitch why? I'm here. She said he checks up on her from time to time to make sure she is alright and nobody hurts her. I'm like how he have time to do all this? Come to find out last night this nigga next door listening. :hmm: She kicked him out and he moved right in next door. :smh:

I started to go say something to him but I thought I don't know how high his level of Simpdom really goes, it almost felt like some cuckold shit. So I get dressed get ready to leave. Come out and the nigga not in the front room. So I'm looking around like where he go? Thinking he gonna ambush me. Told her I'm not coming over anymore if she has that nigga floating around her apartment. So I leave her apartment door go out the apartment unit doors and outside is this nigga smoking a cigarette watching me drive off.
So now this nigga knows what I drive and who I am. :smh: I was livid.

This how people get killed man.
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:eek::eek::eek::eek:
what in the fucking unholiest of hell places is this fuckery? The fuck!!!
 
2 ONE 3 said:
In the morning when she got up to take a shower she left her purse on the dresser. So I looked in. Man this bitch had like $120 in all $20s.
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:confused::confused:

whats wrong with that?

it would be different, you said you saw an add of her on Craigslist for $120 specials.
 
Mello Mello said:
They get flaky and finicky about everything. Always trying to weasel out or see if you will go out your way to be with her aka give her the leverage.

You played it right though and stuck to your guns for the win.



Yooooooooooooooooooo!

Nigga...

:smh:

Had a bitch pull this shit on me not too long ago. :hmm:

I was in seat pleasant Maryland in these apartments near the metro. I had just started fucking the shit out of this slut after coming from the grocery store with her on Friday. She showing me how much of a devout follower of Zod she is. She moaning loud. I'm trying to kill her with my stroke. Then heard knocks on the door in the middle of me slapping balls. She stops me, hurries to go answer, comes back tells me it was her ex. I'm like wtf he want why he show up now? She said he left something over here. I'm like ok, whatever he gone now let's get back to it. We smoke another j before starting again. But now I'm mad so Im fucking her with a vengeance now for being interrupted. So I fuck her on the floor til her knees are all scuffed up with rug burns. Didn't give a fuck. Went a few more rounds til the room smelling like booty, came in her eyes and went to sleep.

Next morning was like a scene out of Baby Boy. I wake up to go piss and hear the tv on smell cooking and everything. I'm like did she get up and cook and come get back in the bed? I stroll into the living room try and get something to eat and there's a nigga on the couch eating watching tv. I'm like oh shit I didn't bring no gun!!! :eek: He sees me I see him, he don't speak I don't speak.

So I go back into the bedroom grab a pillow and start beating this hoe with it to wake her ass up. I'm like there's a nigga in your front room. She like what? I said you have company. I'm thinking maybe it's her brother. Why this bitch tell me it's her ex? :hmm: I'm like how many ex's you got coming over here? Told me it's the same nigga from last night. :smh: I'm like how come you didn't change the locks or get your key back? She like naw, she left the door unlocked. I'm like bitch why? I'm here. She said he checks up on her from time to time to make sure she is alright and nobody hurts her. I'm like how he have time to do all this? Come to find out last night this nigga next door listening. :hmm: She kicked him out and he moved right in next door. :smh:

I started to go say something to him but I thought I don't know how high his level of Simpdom really goes, it almost felt like some cuckold shit. So I get dressed get ready to leave. Come out and the nigga not in the front room. So I'm looking around like where he go? Thinking he gonna ambush me. Told her I'm not coming over anymore if she has that nigga floating around her apartment. So I leave her apartment door go out the apartment unit doors and outside is this nigga smoking a cigarette watching me drive off.
So now this nigga knows what I drive and who I am. :smh: I was livid.

This how people get killed man.
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:lol:

Lost in all of this is that Jimmy admitted going through that broads purse :lol:
 
ViCiouS said:
reason
from childhood men live in a world of violence -it teaches us the rules very quickly...
even though society stresses peaceful conflict resolution boys learn quickly never trust the other person not to initiate violence.
ALWAYS be prepared for people to prey on those they perceive as weak
many women never get exposure to those lessons until its too late

in general women are given a lot of passes - the more attractive get even more forbearance... I've seen too many women put themselves in bad situations most get to slide, of the ones that didn't get a pass, very few accepted accountability
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Realest shit posted in this thread. However, in this politically correct world we now live in if you even so much as intimate this in a pulic setting, your goose is as good as cooked.
 
ViCiouS said:
reason
from childhood men live in a world of violence -it teaches us the rules very quickly...
even though society stresses peaceful conflict resolution boys learn quickly never trust the other person not to initiate violence.
ALWAYS be prepared for people to prey on those they perceive as weak
many women never get exposure to those lessons until its too late

in general women are given a lot of passes - the more attractive get even more forbearance... I've seen too many women put themselves in bad situations most get to slide, of the ones that didn't get a pass, very few accepted accountability
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you're trying to go off the path you initially started. I'm just going to say that's not true. Girls get it just as boys. It's for black children period. We learn at a early age as well anything can pop off at any time as well. You're speaking for white women. Definitely not for black, latina.

I had written all this stuff and then remembered ... this is not a place where majority of you don't see women as human.
 
These niggas bitchin & moanin over me lookin but were cool with straight Robbin bitches and being around other men while they're fucking





Bruh...:smh:
 
Mello Mello said:
They get flaky and finicky about everything. Always trying to weasel out or see if you will go out your way to be with her aka give her the leverage.

You played it right though and stuck to your guns for the win.



Yooooooooooooooooooo!

Nigga...

:smh:

Had a bitch pull this shit on me not too long ago. :hmm:

I was in seat pleasant Maryland in these apartments near the metro. I had just started fucking the shit out of this slut after coming from the grocery store with her on Friday. She showing me how much of a devout follower of Zod she is. She moaning loud. I'm trying to kill her with my stroke. Then heard knocks on the door in the middle of me slapping balls. She stops me, hurries to go answer, comes back tells me it was her ex. I'm like wtf he want why he show up now? She said he left something over here. I'm like ok, whatever he gone now let's get back to it. We smoke another j before starting again. But now I'm mad so Im fucking her with a vengeance now for being interrupted. So I fuck her on the floor til her knees are all scuffed up with rug burns. Didn't give a fuck. Went a few more rounds til the room smelling like booty, came in her eyes and went to sleep.

Next morning was like a scene out of Baby Boy. I wake up to go piss and hear the tv on smell cooking and everything. I'm like did she get up and cook and come get back in the bed? I stroll into the living room try and get something to eat and there's a nigga on the couch eating watching tv. I'm like oh shit I didn't bring no gun!!! :eek: He sees me I see him, he don't speak I don't speak.

So I go back into the bedroom grab a pillow and start beating this hoe with it to wake her ass up. I'm like there's a nigga in your front room. She like what? I said you have company. I'm thinking maybe it's her brother. Why this bitch tell me it's her ex? :hmm: I'm like how many ex's you got coming over here? Told me it's the same nigga from last night. :smh: I'm like how come you didn't change the locks or get your key back? She like naw, she left the door unlocked. I'm like bitch why? I'm here. She said he checks up on her from time to time to make sure she is alright and nobody hurts her. I'm like how he have time to do all this? Come to find out last night this nigga next door listening. :hmm: She kicked him out and he moved right in next door. :smh:

I started to go say something to him but I thought I don't know how high his level of Simpdom really goes, it almost felt like some cuckold shit. So I get dressed get ready to leave. Come out and the nigga not in the front room. So I'm looking around like where he go? Thinking he gonna ambush me. Told her I'm not coming over anymore if she has that nigga floating around her apartment. So I leave her apartment door go out the apartment unit doors and outside is this nigga smoking a cigarette watching me drive off.
So now this nigga knows what I drive and who I am. :smh: I was livid.

This how people get killed man.
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Wow, the things we go through for pussy..:smh::lol::smh:
 
Cybts1 said:
I am sure the OP is OLD ENOUGH to KNOW how the GAME works. She got you to feed her, You got to FUCK her right out the box.

Where you go from here is up to you, at this point you are still even in my book.

Work Yo Game Playa

:D:D:D
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This man gets it


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