Fuck It, Cuff It, Or Flee....7/7
- Thread starter Dark19
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Fuck a breathalyzer, the pigs could just carry this picture around to test whether or not a driver was drunk. If you say you fucking, you shitfaced.
She looks used up like this balled up paper towel that's been in my pocket all day
I'm fuckin though
I'm fuckin though
She looks used up like this balled up paper towel that's been in my pocket all day
I'm fuckin though
Fuck it. Things have been slow lately. I'll tap the sloppy one time.
I ain't telling anyone either.
I ain't telling anyone either.
Dark19: I was just... I was just...
I was just asking if you would fuck it, cuff it or...
Shoots EasyB in the chest as he sits on the couch...
Dark19 SCREAMS
Jules: If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
DJ tries to sneak off and gets shot in the leg...
Jules: that Asian bitch aint real homeboy, sit yo duck tales ass down somewhere.
Dark19 is quickly whispering numerous unanswered prayers to Zod.
Jules: I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that.
I only shot him EasyB once, he likes it like that.
Please, continue, you were saying something about fucking intentions?
What's the matter?
Oh, you were finished!
Well, allow me to retort.
What does that fine brown coco specimen on the bed look like to you?
Dark19: Ummm I don't know...I really don't
Jules: Muthafuker I said what does she LOOK LIKE ?!?!
This aint Top Model neegrow...just answer the question...
Dark19: I guess I would say... maybe fat?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call her fat brother. I mean she got a slight weight problem. What's the bitch gonna do? She's Southern. They grow'em big down there. At least its all original parts.
Dark19: I meant no...
Jules: You meant what?
That I would see some fine thick tsunami pussy and run away like a bitch?
Do I look like a bitch?
Dark19: Of course not sir...
Jules: This aint Dubai neegrow...looking like you gonna piss yourself in front of this bitch.
Jules: So why you asking me if I aint fucking?
Do I look like Jared negrow...I don't eat kiddie meals, I'm a grown as man.
I eat all the groceries you understand me?
Listen... (takes deep breath)
The path of the grown ass man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, the simp, the troll, the hater, database errors and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon that phatty with great vengeance and furious anger till the sugar walls come tumbling down.
And those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers against such acts beware.
And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon that pum pum.
(Deep breathe)
Vincent?
Damn when your cac ass finishes looking in that briefcase make sure you give this bitch back her glasses when I'm done giving her this double royal cheese...
she gonna swallow ALL this $20 chocolate shake.
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I'm doing my Winter shopping early. She getting this hea.
Dark19: I was just I was just I was just asking if you would fuck it cuff it or...
Shoots EasyB in the chest as he sits on the couch...
Dark19 SCREAMS
Jules: If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
DJ tries to sneak off and gets shot in the leg...
Jules: that Asian bitch aint real homeboy, sit yo duck tales ass down somewhere.
Dark19 is quickly whispering numerous unanswered prayers to Zod.
Jules: I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that.
I only shot him EasyB once, he likes it like that. Please, continue, you were saying something about fucking intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does that fine brown coco specimen on the bed look like to you?
Dark19: Ummm I don't know...I really don't
Jules: Muthafuker I said what does she LOOK LIKE This aint Top Model neegrow...just answer the question...
Dark19: I guess I would say maybe fat?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call her fat brother I mean she got a slight weight problem. What's the bitch gonna do? She's Southern. They grow'em big down there. At least its all original parts.
Dark19 I meant no...
Jules: You meant what? That I would see some fine thick tsunami pussy and run away like a bitch? Do I look like a bitch?
Dark19: Of course not sir...
Jules: This aint Dubai neegrow...looking like you gonna piss yourself in front of this bitch.
Jules: So why you asking me if I aint fucking? Do I look like Jared negrow...I don' t eat kiddie meals, I'm a grown as man I eat all the groceries you understand me?
The path of the grown ass man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, the simp, the troll, the hater database errors and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon that phatty with great vengeance and furious anger till the sugar walls come tumbling down. And those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers against such acts beware. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon that pum pum.
Vincent? Damn when your cac ass finishes looking in that briefcase make sure you give this bitch back her glasses after I finish giving her a double royal cheese...she gonna swallow this $20 chocolate shake.
Playahaitian's Plump Friction skit got me rolling!!!!!
Dark19: I was just I was just I was just asking if you would fuck it cuff it or...
Shoots EasyB in the chest as he sits on the couch...
Dark19 SCREAMS
Jules: If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
DJ tries to sneak off and gets shot in the leg...
Jules: that Asian bitch aint real homeboy, sit yo duck tales ass down somewhere.
Dark19 is quickly whispering numerous unanswered prayers to Zod.
Jules: I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that.
I only shot him EasyB once, he likes it like that. Please, continue, you were saying something about fucking intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does that fine brown coco specimen on the bed look like to you?
Dark19: Ummm I don't know...I really don't
Jules: Muthafuker I said what does she LOOK LIKE This aint Top Model neegrow...just answer the question...
Dark19: I guess I would say maybe fat?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call her fat brother I mean she got a slight weight problem. What's the bitch gonna do? She's Southern. They grow'em big down there. At least its all original parts.
Dark19 I meant no...
Jules: You meant what? That I would see some fine thick tsunami pussy and run away like a bitch? Do I look like a bitch?
Dark19: Of course not sir...
Jules: This aint Dubai neegrow...looking like you gonna piss yourself in front of this bitch.
Jules: So why you asking me if I aint fucking? Do I look like Jared negrow...I don' t eat kiddie meals, I'm a grown as man I eat all the groceries you understand me?
The path of the grown ass man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, the simp, the troll, the hater database errors and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon that phatty with great vengeance and furious anger till the sugar walls come tumbling down. And those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers against such acts beware. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon that pum pum.
Vincent? Damn when your cac ass finishes looking in that briefcase make sure you give this bitch back her glasses after I finish giving her a double royal cheese...she gonna swallow this $20 chocolate shake.
this nigga got too much time on his hands.....
after this submission... i'd fuck.....
this nigga got too much time on his hands.....
I'm practicing for the bgol BP script....
Throwback...
God ole days brother Dark....
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