Game Of Thrones: The Sopranos with swords or Dynasty in chainmail?
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Look at this bullshit
They couldn't find better actors than that?
They should've hired female UFC fighters
Is anybody else getting tired of Tyrion's storyline? constantly getting kidnapped...I think the writers are starting to either get lazy or running out of ideas.
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I did not even like how slow the brother moved when he put his spear up to Bronn's neck. That one shot alone made me question the enitre fight scene that took place a little earlier with the sand snakes.
And I was hoping that Theon would have done something istead of pop locking while he cried....but maybe Sansa puts up the "bat symbol" for help after all.
That article was some bullshit. Basically, they saying if the girl who got raped in the books would have gotten raped it would be all good....but its a problem because it was Sansa, who they mistakenly refer to as "one of the show's most sympathetic characters." This is CAC outrage at the pretty white girl gettin done dirty. Deal with it bitches....aint no ACLU in Westeros.
The rape scene wasn't that bad and it was a character swap. But I agree with the fact that it was an attractive girl that got raped is what driving people or feminist crazy. I dont think they made a big deal hen drogo raped daenarys.
Have the producers been forced to apologize yet?
Finally watched the scene. Where was the rape? I saw Theon cry while we heard a virgin be uncomfortable with her rough husband for less than 30 seconds. Hashtags called Justice for Sansa are being spread around and everything. Grown ass men taking pics crying or being upset online. WTF MAN. If you are just now hurt by a scene in season 5, where have you been for the entire series? Rape? GTFOH!
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I'm more mad at the fact that people are mad. 2015 is the year of PAP. Pussy Ass Pussies. Eye goughing, stabbing pregnant women, rampant incest, bastard killings, Baby BOY sacrifices, etc. But audio clips.........oh shit that is too far! Fuck this show now. Season 5 has gone too far! Sansa didn't deserve that. Fuck outta here. The actress loved it because she is ACTING! White women all up in arms after they forgot about #bringbackourgirls when it was no longer trending after a week. I guess they ignored the fact that they all came home pregnant too. But this show, we gotta do something about this shit. 
I read this thread yesterday then went home that evening after work and watched this episode like what in the hell where those fools talking about? That was not rape. He just had that convo with her because of what he had heard about her last marriage night. And had dude stay and watch as a witness because of her fuckery so that there would be no questions about the consummation of the marriage. I thought when her uncle married the freys daughter a group of people carried them off and made sure they fucked?
And what is the deal about the three daughters fight scene? Shit they were just going to kill jamies daughter/niece they didn't plan on fighting. And who in the show said they could fight well anyways thats that book bullshit katts are holding onto. This episode was straight.
Wow that ended unexpectedly...I made the mistake of checking my social media Monday morning at the airport before seeing this episode and knew something had people upset. This season of Thrones is built like a narrative Jenga tower, where scenes you think were not that important are turning out to be critical later on. As usual here are my stretched out observations from Season 5 Episode 6 "Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken"
- Welcome back to Valar Morghulis bootcamp or better know as the house of the boring and tedious
- Faceless men day spa sponge bath, shampoo...but no happy endings
- Game of Faces the most popular game in Braavos where you get to go Adrian Peterson when you can detect a lie
- Ja'quen ol spook who sat by the door ass just appears out of thin air and in a girls chambers...just like many uncles in SW Detroit
- Arya admired the Hound, he was her homicidal foster father who she learned the game from
- Jorah is the kid who comes to class contagious and never tells his friends
- To the east my brother to the east with Daddy issues from Tyrion and Jorah
- Damn Arya working harder than an attractive pre-teen inside the Branch Davidian compound...David Koresh is coming
- Drink from the purified waters of the Kevorkian well and you will be healed Arya tells the sick girl
- Jaquen takes her to his batcave of human faces, Arya is mesmerized by the floor design of Faces R Us of Braavos
- Hall of Faces, aka the Leatherface Lounge
- “Have you ever heard baby dragons singing?” I've heard alot of bad 80's Euro-pop music
- WTF Black people on Game of Thrones? Oh they're pirates ...Westerosi code word for THUGS
- ADEBISI !!!!
- "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant" ? Good to see Michael Sam found a new proffession
- note to self: put ‘killed a dorthraki bloodrider in single combat’ on future resume…. that may get me a call back
- Oh Shit the Queen of Thornes is on the kingsroad !!! That's a threat to all
- Brother Lancel has imposed sharia law in the capitol... but forgot Littlefinger knows everyones vice.
- Quote of night "We both pedal fantazies Brother Lancel, mine are entertaining"
- Iceberg Littlefinger is playing everybody... all I hear is Curtis Mayfied when he's on screen
- Hold up is this Univison? how did Zorro get into Westeros ? Oh Tristan Martell of the House Menudo
- Songs in the Dornish Sun by Bronn the rouge available via Raven from iBallads
- Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken & Unimpressive Sand Snakes go away.....
- Jaime’s like "Get in the car Myrcella" like all CAC dads after their cheerleader daughters played spit or swallow with my teammates and I #Homecoming
- Sand Snakes would fit perfectly on Xena or 1960's Batman just add Ka-pow or Keerplunk ! Oberyn needed a son
- Bronn got cut by a posionous blade... better cut those Stormland remixes soon.
- Black cop always gotta show out for the Dornish cops at the scene of the crime
- No way around thinking of Skelator and Castle Greyskull when Lady Olenna is on my screen
- “If they arrested all the pillow-biters in King’s Landing, there’d be no room left in the dungeons for anyone else.” ...Houston Texas you may have a problem ?!
- Queen of Thorns and Cersei throwing more shade than an Alaskan winter solstice
- House Lannister has no rival.... ummm except the Iron Bank Revenue Service
- Olenna the Goon! “What veil?” This ain’t a threat, beyotch. This is a promise!
- Loras? looking like Reek on Trial... plead the 5th when they ask you a direct question they know or have witnesses.
- Cersei trying to wipe out House Tyrell. She sent Captain Kangaroo to Braavos and Loras and Margaery are in the dungeon.
- Margaery must have that stankbox, Renly preffered man-hole, Jofferey obsessed over Sansa, and Tommen let her go to jail with the police awaiting his command
- The look Lady Olenna gave Cersei means WAR ! she's done like an overcooked $2 steak
- 1st Shae now Sansa gets her fiancé’s bitter lover helping her get ready to walk down the aisle. At least she gets to smell her future husbands dick before saying "I DO"
- Sansa bathing removed the black dye from her natural red hair? So she hasn't bathed since leaving the Vale?
- “I’m Sansa Stark of Winterfell. This is my home and you can’t frighten me.” oh shit Sansa the Strong all of a sudden
- Say Yes to the Dress: Sansa Edition looking like the Virgin Queen Elizabeth I of England ...foreshadowing ?
- Theon dressed as the Count of Monte Cristo, the iron price was not paid
- No one cares that Sansa is already married? No maester needed to annul a wedding up North? If she’s a bigamist, wait till the Sparrows get their hands on her
- Every wedding planner in Westeros dreads seeing the name "Stark" on their itinerary
- "I don't like to ask twice" He's back !!!! Ramsey of the House of Cosby ?
- “You’ve known Sansa since she was a girl,” Ramsay says. “Now watch her become a woman.”
- Very traumatic post-wedding situation, but not as traumatic as a bunch of white people doing the Cupid Shuffle.
- Last time I literally ripped my girls clothes off and took her aggressively she squirted like a fountain, and found out what WINTER IS CUMMIN really means
- Well, that episode should have been titled “Sansa: Bent, Bowed, & Broken Off
- Sansa needs to light that candle to signal that she's in trouble! Ramsey took a viagra and a 6 pack of Red Bolton Bull
- Wow Theon that was impressive neck acting... his head was shaking harder than Muhammed Ali at Prince concert
- If you can't take watching the tragic Starks in Westeros, you can never understand what its like to be Black in America
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Nah there's not enough of them. The Kings guard could deal with them but Cerci is protecting them.
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And not this
It's medieval times. Fuck yo comfort. Women enjoying sex is still a new concept.
I was very disappointed Sansa didnt get her own scene
Bish better light that candle in the tower and let Brienne come do her thing. Then again, that might spoil Baelish plans.
I don't understand why you would feel sorry for her. It's her wedding night, she is supposed to get her back blown out.
They Kidnapped Jamie at one point. Its not His fault he is the easiest Lannister to grab.
How about because her back is getting blown out by the son of the man responsible for the death of her mother and brother, and the man she thinks killed her two younger brothers is watching.
I disagree brother. Now they are heading to the fighting pits of Mereen and thus directly to Danearys. Things are about to come to a head.
I think they hint at that for next weeks episode. I wonder what is littlefinger grand scheme. In season 3 during the ladder speech he loosely mentioned in wanting to rule everything. How the fuck is this mofo going to pull that off.
Lord Peytr Baelish reminds me of Francis Underwood.
Kevin Spacey plays 'Frank Underwood' (Majority Whip/ Speaker of the House) on the Netflix series 'House of Cards'.
Underwood successfully plots to become the next President of the United States... without ever having just ONE single vote cast in his favor for a Presidential election.
You gotta be a 'master schemer'.... Like Littlefinger & Underwood to pull that shit off.
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Jorah. Jon Snow. Randyll Tarly. Jamie Lannister. Khal Drogo. Dharrio. Bron. Brienne. Baristan. Robert(Because he did beat Rhaegar in 1 on 1 combat). Ned Stark. Loras Tyrell. Sandor. Gregor. Oberyn.
Rank'em by fight ability.
I'm putting Baristan at the top. I don't see anyone on this list capable of beating him 1 on 1. He taught Jamie. After Baristan it gets blurry i guess. I'd put Ned under him because Ned is a war vet of quite a few battles. And Ned WAS holding Jamie who at the time was known to be the best.
2nd Randyll Tarly - Oberyn - Gregor - Sandor - Robert
3rd Dharrio - Jorah - Drogo - Bron - Brienne
4th Robert - Jon Snow - Loras Tyrell
I put Jon as 4th because Jon to has been in battles but he keeps having to be saved. And Loras hasn't really proved himself. He's good and trains well but he's not faced anyone of note. And Robert because his only person of note was Rhaegar but i'm thinking he went zerker and beat him there. And if i remember Ned was better than him.
Rank'em by fight ability.
I'm putting Baristan at the top. I don't see anyone on this list capable of beating him 1 on 1. He taught Jamie. After Baristan it gets blurry i guess. I'd put Ned under him because Ned is a war vet of quite a few battles. And Ned WAS holding Jamie who at the time was known to be the best.
2nd Randyll Tarly - Oberyn - Gregor - Sandor - Robert
3rd Dharrio - Jorah - Drogo - Bron - Brienne
4th Robert - Jon Snow - Loras Tyrell
I put Jon as 4th because Jon to has been in battles but he keeps having to be saved. And Loras hasn't really proved himself. He's good and trains well but he's not faced anyone of note. And Robert because his only person of note was Rhaegar but i'm thinking he went zerker and beat him there. And if i remember Ned was better than him.
Lord Peytr Baelish reminds me of Francis Underwood.
Kevin Spacey plays 'Frank Underwood' (Majority Whip/ Speaker of the House) on the Netflix series 'House of Cards'.
Underwood successfully plots to become the next President of the United States... without ever having just ONE single vote cast in his favor for a Presidential election.
You gotta be a 'master schemer'.... Like Littlefinger & Underwood to pull that shit off.
Yeah me too. And they are willing to burn shit to the ground to get to their goals. And they're both weak for a woman.
Forgive me for being less well-versed on the ins and outs of rape than you. I'll chalk it up to experience on your part and a lack thereof on mine.
The irony of this convo with one dude having Mike Tyson as his AVI
carry on
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