Game Of Thrones: The Sopranos with swords or Dynasty in chainmail?

[OutlawR.O.C.]

There is a rumor going around that it was pissed off scientologist giving payback for that doc they aired.

That shit would make perfect sense

so now HBO going to do like the broadcast networks,going on a 4 week break after airing a new episode..

yeah man this is going to be a long month

First episode was good....

yeah it was, you can tell they arent playing this year.

I have a feeling this will be a season where the end of the season will be chaotic, edge of your seat type shit that will leave you pissed that you have to wait a year as opposed to them using it setting up the next season like they normally do.

Damn is this thread ruined now the entire episode aired and not a single post.

nah this thread is good, some just watch later than others

dam shame how dani covered up her tits

Bitch think she has solidify her role so she doesn't have to show her hottie any more when she was hiding her tittles in bed I was like

Yeah that shit pissed me off, but what pissed me off more was the fact that she didn't get nude but they have her lover in the scene strutting around naked for the whole damn scene

 

[Flawless]

That shit would make perfect sense





yeah man this is going to be a long month





yeah it was, you can tell they arent playing this year.

I have a feeling this will be a season where the end of the season will be chaotic, edge of your seat type shit that will leave you pissed that you have to wait a year as opposed to them using it setting up the next season like they normally do.




nah this thread is good, some just watch later than others









Yeah that shit pissed me off, but what pissed me off more was the fact that she didn't get nude but they have her lover in the scene strutting around naked for the whole damn scene

They did not show one heterosexual scene, it was all men ass and gay scenes, it's pretty clear the writers/directors are probably gay.

 

[OutlawR.O.C.]

They did not show one heterosexual scene, it was all men ass and gay scenes, it's pretty clear the writers/directors are probably gay.

 

[ansatsusha_gouki]

They did not show one heterosexual scene, it was all men ass and gay scenes, it's pretty clear the writers/directors are probably gay.

 

[Amajorfucup]

There are three GOT threads on the first page and this isnt one of them... This is the down side to leaks.

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

There are three GOT threads on the first page and this isnt one of them... This is the down side to leaks.

yea man i wanted to post in here for the longest, didn't want to accidentally read anything

good 1st episode!

 

[Amajorfucup]

yea man i wanted to post in here for the longest, didn't want to accidentally read anything

good 1st episode!

Yea, i watched it while finishing some work. Im sure i missed a few things. Jon Snow making statements already tho. I know stretch gonna have something to say about the witch and her hot box and asking Snow if he was a virgin too.

You gonna watch the leaked eps or wait it out?

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Yea, i watched it while finishing some work. Im sure i missed a few things. Jon Snow making statements already tho. I know stretch gonna have something to say about the witch and her hot box and asking Snow if he was a virgin too.

You gonna watch the leaked eps or wait it out?

Man moral of the story of the 1st episode is don't sleep on them hoes

I'm going to do my best to wait it out. Just because if they don't leak the rest then I don't want to wait a month to watch some new shit. if they leak the whole thing then fuck it im watching them all.

 

[ansatsusha_gouki]

They should of had Maggie say the second part of the quote.....

 

[ansatsusha_gouki]

You gonna watch the leaked eps or wait it out?

I tried to wait it out,but said fuck it....

 

[Dirtylakerie]

Just got done with watching all 4 episodes. I know its been said before but. These mofos aint fucking around this season POINT BLANK PERIOD.

 

[Amajorfucup]

I tried to wait it out,but said fuck it....

Just got done with watching all 4 episodes. I know its been said before but. These mofos aint fucking around this season POINT BLANK PERIOD.

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

I couldn't resist. I got them yesterday and couldn't resist. I watched them all today. But still. 1st episode was decent.

 

[Gemini]

Game of Thrones Season 5: Episode #2 Preview (HBO)

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[Gemini]

Game of Thrones Season 5: Inside the Episode #1 (HBO)




Game of Thrones Season 5: Episode #1 - George R.R. Martin on Maggy's Prophecy for Cersei (HBO)




Game of Thrones Season 5: Episode #1 - Kit Harington & Ciarán Hinds on Mance Rayder (HBO)

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[IMDATDUDE]

Got dammit man I watched them all not proud of myself I have no self control. I'll be back in here in a month

 

[Mt Airy Groove]

yeah man, it's hard fighting that urge to download

 

[Darrkman]

Got dammit man I watched them all not proud of myself I have no self control. I'll be back in here in a month

And that's why I didn't. Who wants to wait a month for your next fix.

Sent from my Galaxy S6

 

[dbrizzz]

I think I'm going to wait. The good thing is that I have a lot of other shows on my plate to keep me occupied.

As for the first episode, they are coming hard! White rat had the whore singing him a lullaby before getting his throat slit. I was like damn! Maggie the Frog still has Cersai spooked after all these years. That's because shit is coming true. Yeah, I'm dialed in.

 

[stretchwallz]

I know stretch gonna have something to say about the witch and her hot box and asking Snow if he was a virgin too.

2. Stretchwallz Im gonna need you in here every monday giving your stretch reviews

ill just wait and read stretchwallz's recap

After praying to the old gods and the new we're back my brothers ! HBO tries to test the waters vs Netflix by dropping 4 episodes to see if the ratings are affected. I refuse to wait 10 months for the new season, then watch 4 episodes to wait another month. Glad to be back in Westeros here are my stretched out observations for Season 5 Episode 1:

• Winterfell stopped burning ! but the Bolton flag does not belong
  
• This leaked episode 1 is fugazi...this looks like a Tim Burton film, waiting for Johnny Depp to show up.
  
• Young Cersei and Gretel are walking through the Dagobah system
  
• WTV My sweet 16: Cersei Lannister edition... I told daddy I wanted a Dragon and I got offered the prince
  
• The wicked witch of Westeros looks like a pirate wench from Black Sails
  
• Everyone wants to know the future ...until they know their future
  
• Those rocks have Tywinn looking paranoid as a brother in South Carolina with a busted tailight
  
  
  
  
  
• Kingslayer blues...loses a hand, his twin lover, his androgynous best friend, his little brother and father in a row
  
• The overhead shot of Tywinn with the statues of the seven was lavish
  
• When the imp absolutely positively has to get there over a fortnight Pentos-Ex
  
  
  
  
  
• Tyrion goes straight from the crate to the drank
  
• Varys dropped jewels "Perhaps we’ve grown so used to horror we assume there is no other way." ... or maybe you've been dipping into the milk of the poppy again spider ?
  
• Unsullied pulling harpy statues down Saadam style
  
• Grey Worm ? wow that Mereen creatine contains HGH (no that was white rat)
  
• If you can work the head ladies even the Unsullied will leave something on the dresser
  
• Damn Sons of the Harpy motorcycle club takes no prisoners
  
• Ghost is huge ...eating leftover free folk bones
  
• Ser Allister of the Nights Watch looked at Gilly with the school of Zod in his eyes
  
• Aren't you cold? no the Lord's fire lives within me... most STDs are curable I learned after Bayou Classic 04
  
• Synchronized wall diving is being considered at the next Olympics at the Shadow Tower
  
  
  
  
  
• Littlefinger checking his DM's while Lord Arryn absorbs shots from bigger guys like Ricky Martin on a 3rd date
  
• Breastfeed your son until 13 and he'll suck at sports like Robin Arryn (the son you hope to never have)
  
  
  
  
  
• Sansa dressed like the Babadook more bored than my daughter with no Netflix to watch on her phone.
  
• Why is Brienne sharpening a Valaryan steel sword ? they don't dull like her intellect
  
• Missing In Action: Arya, Theon and the Clegane brothers
  
• King Tommen must battle erections all day with Margaery tempting him constantly. Protecor of the realm king of blue balls
  
• Cousin lover Lancel went to battle of the Blackwater and returned looking like Obi-wan
  
• The most dangerous weapon this episode was the posion of Cersei's words. She's the Queen of Mean Girls
  
• Knight of Flowers Loras auditioning for a role on season 2 of Empire? glad Margaery broke that human cock fighting up like Danaerys
  
• Margaery is trying to find a way to ship her evil mother-in-law off to a Highgarden retirement home. Cersei isn't swayed by bingo and jello
  
• Daario was Gannicus in the fighting pits? and unafraid to tell the Queen the truth after he defeats her carnally
  
• Missendrei wants to know if Young Obama is holding out on some pipe... why are the Unsullied at brothels? what that grey worm mouth do?
  
  
  
  
  
• No flashlight or goats ? Rhaegal and Viserion aren't playing that shit, Moms grounded us for Drogon's actions.
  
• Those teenage dragons are out of control like my ex's ego, and they've gotten large like her too
  
  
  
  
  
• "Freedom to make my own mistakes is all I ever wanted" quote of the night
  
• Stannis really beleives he is the King of Westeros, he's trying to win through actions not debate.
  
• We see the softer side of Stannis attempting to be nice and friendly.....demanding fealty
  
• Winter may be coming but fire is hot Mance ...as the bitch in you gets smoked out
  
• PETA approved of the Mance execution due to the violations presented in his coat
  
• Jon Snow that compassionate bastard with the Last of the Mohicans mercy shot
  
  
  

 

[dbrizzz]

Stretch on point as usual. I cackled out loud on that Robyn Arryn quote. They should rename him the bitch lord!

 

[TheBigOne]

Stretch on point as usual. I cackled out loud on that Robyn Arryn quote. They should rename him the bitch lord!

Nobody would take death by fire given any other choice. Can't imagine his boys wouldn't at least offer him an out. Thanks Stretch

 

[ViCiouS]

Eps 5 & 6 just surfaced:

http://www.dailydot.com/geek/game-of-thrones-season-5-episodes-leaked/

The first four episodes of the new season have leaked online and are flooding torrent and streaming sites, with two more episodes reportedly surfacing on private servers.

 

[daking181]

I posted,after the show ended....



I think it's time to bump that "We're Alive" thread,since the spinoff will be out in a few months...

You talking about the podcast?!?

 

[Gemini]

Oh shit


HBO

 

[futureshock]

• This leaked episode 1 is fugazi...this looks like a Tim Burton film, waiting for Johnny Depp to show up.
  
• Young Cersei and Gretel are walking through the Dagobah system
  
• WTV My sweet 16: Cersei Lannister edition... I told daddy I wanted a Dragon and I got offered the prince
  
• When the imp absolutely positively has to get there over a fortnight Pentos-Ex
  
• Grey Worm ? wow that Mereen creatine contains HGH (no that was white rat)
  
• If you can work the head ladies even the Unsullied will leave something on the dresser
  
• Ser Allister of the Nights Watch looked at Gilly with the school of Zod in his eyes
  
• Aren't you cold? no the Lord's fire lives within me... most STDs are curable I learned after Bayou Classic 04
  
• Sansa dressed like the Babadook more bored than my daughter with no Netflix to watch on her phone.
  
• Why is Brienne sharpening a Valaryan steel sword ? they don't dull like her intellect
  
• King Tommen must battle erections all day with Margaery tempting him constantly. Protecor of the realm king of blue balls
  
• Cousin lover Lancel went to battle of the Blackwater and returned looking like Obi-wan
  
• The most dangerous weapon this episode was the posion of Cersei's words. She's the Queen of Mean Girls
  
• Knight of Flowers Loras auditioning for a role on season 2 of Empire? glad Margaery broke that human cock fighting up like Danaerys
  
• Margaery is trying to find a way to ship her evil mother-in-law off to a Highgarden retirement home. Cersei isn't swayed by bingo and jello
  
• Missendrei wants to know if Young Obama is holding out on some pipe... why are the Unsullied at brothels? what that grey worm mouth do?
  
• No flashlight or goats ? Rhaegal and Viserion aren't playing that shit, Moms grounded us for Drogon's actions.
  
• Those teenage dragons are out of control like my ex's ego, and they've gotten large like her too
  
• "Freedom to make my own mistakes is all I ever wanted" quote of the night
  
• Jon Snow that compassionate bastard with the Last of the Mohicans mercy shot
  

props sir stretchwallz! you need to fire up a blog or a youtube channel report. even with an animated character, with a voice over actor's voice if you do not want to do it yourself.


heck, bring cita back for it....she aint doing chit right now!

or you could get a syndication deal like that "clarence with the babysitters update" YAR dude on urban radio.

You should be getting paid for this work!

 

[ansatsusha_gouki]

You talking about the podcast?!?

They start working on the spinoff,before the main story ended....It will come out sometime in the summer,but you have to pay for it though...I think.

I think KC Wayland is going to do a couple of spinoffs and move on from the series completely....don't be surprised,if some of the characters from the main series makes a cameo though...



Hopefully,we get more information on what started the thing...

 

[JerZ]

• If you can work the head ladies even the Unsullied will leave something on the dresser
  
• Missendrei wants to know if Young Obama is holding out on some pipe... why are the Unsullied at brothels? what that grey worm mouth do?

 

[TheBigOne]

No spoiler, just theory and explanation

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[LSN]

Eps 5 & 6 just surfaced:

http://www.dailydot.com/geek/game-of-thrones-season-5-episodes-leaked/

smells like bullshit

 

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May 10, 2015

 

[SmoothD]

Great work Stretch
Like someone mentioned earlier, you should really consider to a YouTube channel report.
Your writing is incredible

 

[Amajorfucup]

"Freedom to make my own mistakes is all I ever wanted" quote of the night

Of the year.

And good recap as usual broham.

Eps 5 & 6 just surfaced:

http://www.dailydot.com/geek/game-of-thrones-season-5-episodes-leaked/

Oh shit


HBO

 

[LSN]

 

[kidmegaii]

No spoiler, just theory and explanation

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