When is J.Lo going to accept that her booty is not THE booty anymore??

Ima go out in a limb

Selma Hayak > Selena

that's too close to call, man... too close.

but because i'm an ass man, selena would win by the smallest of margins bc selma = total package, tits, ass, looks, and $$$.

can't lose with either... but RIP to selena.
 
When she's like this.

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Was her ass ever "THE booty"? I know muthafuckas were gassing her up back in the game, but to me, the bitch was built like any other east coast Mexican - wide at the bottom and flat at the top. Look like she doing everything she can to stop that 30+ spread and saddlebags all their women get.



back in the mid to late 90s...yeah...:yes:

and if anyone remembers she never or rarely shook her ass overtly..even in choreographed dance numbers...

15 years and two kids later..

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:rolleyes::rolleyes::lol::rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
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Actually, the topic of the thread is JLo's ass in particular, thus the Selena and Shakira references. But don't let that stop you from hatin. We love black women and black ass....we also love staying on topic. If you not getting enough mainstream attention, maybe you just ain't attention worthy...don't put your shortcomings on all black women.


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I love how a certain somebody typed all that shit to get ignored :lol::lol:


Back on topic..

The standards for asses have shot up astronomically. I was watching a Luke video the other day, and while the asses were nice, none were 2014 era big. Nowadays, you damn near have to a have a fake ass to stand out. Cats want them asses to be bigger and bigger, women love the attention, so they are complying.
 
Personally, I always thought JLO was grossly overrated.Plenty of sistas had ass but it never got main stream props until a non black woman came out with a phatty.Think about how ridiculous it is for a non-sista to have been the posterchild for ass. :confused: That's like a white dude ushering in having handles in hoops.
 
She let white folks tell her that her ass was too big for those movie roles...then she went about trying to lose weight.....
 
The black man took the one beauty trait that was specificly linked to bw and gave it to non bw and now its become their trademark instead of ours

:confused::confused::confused: ass was the one exclusive beauty trait black women had? really? not beautiful brown skin of every shade, but ass...not locks and braids and afros and naturals....but ass...not the resilient spirit that shines through a black woman's smile...but ass. This is your claim...and you in here accusing black men of devaluing black women's beauty? Get the entire fuck out of here. :smh:
 
1. J Lo ass was always overrated to me. When you can go to any Wal-Mart in an area with a fairly high black population and see an ass equal to or greater than within 5 minutes of being there, it was hard to be impressed by her ass.

2. Admittedly, while black women are supreme, I can't even lie and say white women, at least in my area, haven't narrowed the gap.

Once upon a time, it seemed liked it was 20:1, seeing black women with a nice ass or better versus a white woman. Nowadays, that shit seems to be 3:1. Still more common...

...but not by much.

Every now and again, I will see a white bitch with an ass that seems to be on par with the phattest of black asses I've seen. Those bitches aren't that common, tho'.

Like motherfuckers with 40 inch verticals. :lol:
 
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