WTF: Jay Z Kicked, Punched & Spit On By Beyonce's Sister Solange! (Video Footage)

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:lol::lol::lol::lol: dis is why i love the internet
 
Some people are so easily led astray.

I made this whole post up by stream of consciousness, in about thirty seconds, and in less than a minute, someone already bought into it.

I then went with the gay clergy angle, and someone bought into that, too. :lol:




I'm not trying to act like I'm ALL IN THE KNOW, but my brother caters for a clergyman who told him that Jay-Z is abusive towards Beyonce. Jay-Z is reputed to have bad anger issues, and has been abusive in past relationships.

I can't judge, 'cause I can't begin to imagine the bottled up misery and anger of someone who grew up half-camel.


I remember when I posted this in '12:

I have a cousin who is deep in the music industry - 25 years deep - and this is what he said to me over Skype about Beyonce:

She is a junior member of the Illuminati. The higher ranking members of the Order tasked her with brainwashing her followers, and in exchange she is given the highest levels of success in any arena she chooses.

She is now a "daughter Of Lucifer". The "d" in daughter will be capitalized after she is initiated into the inner circle(i.e. The Celestial Order Of The Son Of The Morning). The initiation ritual requires her to have sex with the highest ranking member of the Illuminati: Melchizedek Khristos(FYI: Khristos means 'The Annointed One') and a female goat. It is said he is of 'Casa di Medici' or "The House of Medici".



Dude, has shared other shit with me that I thought was bs, but he actually PROVED a few things he told me about, which ultimately lends some credibility to the other bits of info he shared.

He said the reason they don't care if this type of info gets out, because it is so incredible, they could simply deny it, and most would believe them. However, information is leaked all the time.

I was gettin' all of these private messages from lurkers and even known vets thanking me for the 'knowledge' and someone even thanked me for 'being brave enough, even though the Illuminati will likely take me out for exposing their secrets'.


Now imagine 2000+ years of repeating 66 books worth of crap, inject a god figure, and promises of reward and punishment, and you have an organized religion!
 
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Nope. He missed it.



Okay but we all know people have more than one side and it's not unusual for family to get you out of character.
It's way too early and too simple to become amateur body language decoders and try to craft an entire story out of 50 seconds of silent video.
What's not in dispute is Solange came at Jay, who did very little to protect himself. Jay and Bey stood on the whole other side of the elevator while security tried to handle the situation without hurting Solange. When Beyoncé did get involved, it was to defend her husband. The one clear piece of body language is her standing in front of him and prominently beside him as her sister wilds out.
Everything else, everything, is speculation and projection.

:yes:

Ole Upgrade Dave strikes again with the sensible statement.
 
Beyoncé looks horribly conflicted but when she makes a move, it's to protect her husband so it might just be that Solange has had a few too many and acting up.

But don't let having no information stop anyone from projecting or spreading unsubstantiated gossip.
she was looking conflicted right untill the end

look at the way Bey's head snapped around at the end like...WTF did she just say:confused::confused:

i know that head snap well..:lol:
 
you know who gets fucked up the most in family altercations....the peacemaker:hmm:

You know what...you ain't shit...:hmm:

...But you are so right :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Maybe Beyonce knows how wild Solange gets and she was like, "Lemme back da fuck up!!!!"
 
"Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of having a pussy
But a pussy having no God Damn sense, try and push me"
 
I'm willing to bet that before they got in the elevator, Jay was like "Bitch, next time you speak to me, make it make sense" then Solange just went the fuck off.
 
How old is this vid, isn't that the security guard that killed himself a few years back???
 
I'm willing to bet that before they got in the elevator, Jay was like "Bitch, next time you speak to me, make it make sense" then Solange just went the fuck off.

he said memphis bleek has a bigger career than hers...all hell broke loose after that hell she still looking for him
 
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I'm not trying to act like I'm ALL IN THE KNOW, but my brother caters for a clergyman who told him that Jay-Z is abusive towards Beyonce. Jay-Z is reputed to have bad anger issues, and has been abusive in past relationships.

I can't judge, 'cause I can't begin to imagine the bottled up misery and anger of someone who grew up half-camel.

Listen I have a close friend that has sung with Beyonce and said that she is not shit and dogs her employees. And yup the rumors are true about that stankin ass breath of hers too.
 
Everybody ain't the same.

she couldn't have been standing there like "here she go again tripping?" or "security got her"?

Totally understand what u saying bruh. I'm just looking at it from the standpoint of the dynamic of a husband and wife relationship.

Nobody comes before your significant other. When you say I DO that person you said it to is now the most important person in your life and they shouldn't be forsaken under any circumstances. Her reaction should have been to charge up her sister. Maybe she did later.... but to sit there like shit sweet while it's shoes and purses flying by your head is telling. I mean even W got out the way when shit start flying by his head.

I had a similar situation where I got into it with my brother in law. My wife handled that shit like a G and she put that dude in his place without me having to say or do anything.

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Contrary to what you may have heard, I DID NOT assault Hova in an elevator. Y'all need to STAHP!!!</p>&mdash; Orlando Jones (@TheOrlandoJones) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheOrlandoJones/statuses/465905566523478016">May 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Hot Damn!!! :lol:
 
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Contrary to what you may have heard, I DID NOT assault Hova in an elevator. Y'all need to STAHP!!!</p>&mdash; Orlando Jones (@TheOrlandoJones) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheOrlandoJones/statuses/465905566523478016">May 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
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This thread gon' hit 10pages+
 
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