BGOL Dilemma: The Maintenance Man

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You and your wife haven't had sex in awhile.

Not deliberately just been so preoccupied with work and family.

You been leaving the kids with a mutual friend for a couple days off & on.

She is a spanish single mother who lives in your building and older then both of you..

She is a bad bitch every older guy in the neighborhood tries to holla but NOTHING.

They be holding her bags and holding doors open and everything.

But always respectful.

You've known her for a long time now and she has been a real blessing. You do each other favors all the time, Brings food over and is a big football fan and gets discounts tickets for you.

She is a trip and always calls you her "boyfriend".

Your girl usually jokes..." You can have him!!"

And always reminds your wife of that your, "The only good one in the neighborhood."

She always gives you a hug and a kiss on the cheek.

You go pick up the kids and collect their stuff while they are playing in the living room...

You mention in passing how tired you are and tense, you gotta hit the gym tomorrow...

Laughing she shuts the door and pokes it out...

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Papi, with respect, you just need some chocha. I haven't had some good in almost 2 anos, you ever need something. Anything? Your esposa is a good women but I know you hate games. She young it ain't her fault. But your maceta can come fix me anytime, we can fix each other. Everybody get lonely No body business?​

She smiles, opens the door and walks out.

WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!?!

WHAT DO YOU SAY!?!?!?


* based on a true story
 
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If Chick is Talkin That "He the Only Good One Out Here" Shit....Best Believe Once She Get You to Smanging It She Fully Intends to Try and Bust Up Ya Shit So You Can be HER "Good One Out Here"...Gotta Put Her Down and Quik :smh:
 
Haven't had sex in a while??? A man's gotta do what man's gotta do. Significant other oughta not been bullshittin' w/that pussy, I don't care how busy she's been. I'ma partake in a lil' bit of that. :dunno:
 
DAMN homie...

:lol:

She s an older woman...

maybe she justs want some regular "activity" and KNOWS you aint getting enough at home.

yea regular means when she wants it.. even if you can't really do it lol.

don't think for a minute she won't catch feelings if you're fucking her right.

always go with paranoia imo

i always think of it like im a crack dealer... be careful who you giving the d to, you slip up once... you get busted
 
yea regular means when she wants it.. even if you can't really do it lol.

don't think for a minute she won't catch feelings if you're fucking her right.

always go with paranoia imo

i always think of it like im a crack dealer... be careful who you giving the d to, you slip up once... you get busted

whoa...

I gotta use that.

:cool:
 

"Never get your meat where you get you bread."

"Don't shit where you eat."

Etc....etc...


That chick is too close to everything. :smh:



* two cents *
 
If I'm too preoccupied to fuck my wife how do I have time to fuck her? For that matter, if she's got EVERY dude in town hollering at her then why hasn't she fucked in two years? And what's with that condescending "One of the good ones" talk?

Not only would I turn her down I would tell my wife everything she tried to do and go find a new babysitter immediately. This woman is poisonous, pretending to be kind so she can steal a husband and break up a family? No wonder she's a single mom.
 
"Never get your meat where you get you bread."

"Don't shit where you eat."

Etc....etc...


That chick is too close to everything. :smh:



* two cents *
yea regular means when she wants it.. even if you can't really do it lol.

don't think for a minute she won't catch feelings if you're fucking her right.

always go with paranoia imo

i always think of it like im a crack dealer... be careful who you giving the d to, you slip up once... you get busted


They get it...

My younger days I would have been like Im going in on some ninja tip. Now, na not worth it.
The Crack analogy is a good one.
 
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