BGOL DILEMMA: The Found Phone

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On your way home after ANOTHER late night at the office.

Going home to to an empty apartment since your girl is gonna be out of town for a few weeks...

she didn't leave on the best of terms.

On the train sitting next to this overly affectionate couple you dose off slightly & miss your stop and find that you are alone and your sitting on something.

Its a phone.

It has a password but you play around a little and actually figure it out.

Trying to find the owner's info...

a message comes through

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MISS U

You dont know what to do...

should you respond?

You send a text back explaining you found the phone and are trying to return it.

You receive a reply...

Who are you?

You explain you where you found the phone.

She responds that its her boyfriend's and IF you found it THERE that he was cheating on her, AGAIN...and she starts to get upset.

Panicking...

You CALL her and she sounds surprised.

You console and make her laugh for almost 20 minutes walking home talking about your own relationship difficulties, before u hang up telling her you promise to make a bunch of long distance roaming calls on his phone tonight.:D

You hang up the phone and as your about to go to bed you get the following messages...


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Seriously dude would U cheat on THESE?!?! LOL!!!

Shocked & Laughing...you end up talking/texting all night (actually telling her stuff who wouldn't normally tell a stranger) getting these pics...

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After a few hours you explain you gotta go to bed and she sends this FINAL message...


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Send ur adress...
can grab cab and b there w/just my coat.
What U thinK???


WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!?
* this is based on a true story
 
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Sounds like a setup...I would have to text back and forth for a few weeks and maybe meet up at a coffee shop on the busy part of town in the middle of the day before I entertained anything.
 
All that time and effort for some new pussy may as well buy a hooker if you got to crack codes and beware of the psycho boyfriend
 
All that time and effort for some new pussy may as well buy a hooker if you got to crack codes and beware of the psycho boyfriend

so dog would you have even RESPONDED to the first text???

Sounds like a setup...I would have to text back and forth for a few weeks and maybe meet up at a coffee shop on the busy part of town in the middle of the day before I entertained anything.

So you aint gonna look into the phone further?
 
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As bad as I would have wanted to do it, I prolly wouldn't have... maybe try to keep it going for a while, and hook up with her down the road, but like fam said, it just sounds like a set-up. I would have responded to the first text tho.
 
Get a hotel room. Tell her your only in town for a few days and send her the address.

I doubt that anyone would go through the trouble of leaving a phone behind on public transit for the sake of a setup, that being said, you don't know this broad from Eve. You also don't know if she gives your address to someone else, start stalking you, etc.
 
This is So Simple...Call My Ace and Tell Him I Need to Borrow His Spot for the Nite and He Can Have Mine (S.O.P. #39 :D).....Give Her the Address to His Spot as I Jet Over....Wait For Her to Arrive (my ace waits in the cut for 30 min just in case :yes:).....And Proceed to Use Every Warm Moist Opening on That Females Body.....Go to Work 7 Minutes Late :D



*this is based on a true story :lol::dance::lol::dance::lol:
 
This is So Simple...Call My Ace and Tell Him I Need to Borrow His Spot for the Nite and He Can Have Mine (S.O.P. #39 :D).....Give Her the Address to His Spot as I Jet Over....Wait For Her to Arrive (my ace waits in the cut for 30 min just in case :yes:).....And Proceed to Use Every Warm Moist Opening on That Females Body.....Go to Work 7 Minutes Late :D



*this is based on a true story :lol::dance::lol::dance::lol:

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I text my address & tell her to come on if she coming.


Down a 5 hour energy & a couple shots of some brown likka if I got it.

If not, just do pushups until she get here

Get dat Tone & keep it on my person until I see that she alone, then put it somewhere easily accessible.
 
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Give address to nearest Wal-Mart to meet..

Don't show up.

Sent 7 days ago using Pre-Stamped Post Card purchased through Fulton County Jail commissary via USPS
 
if it done got this far give her the address to a hotel of my choice knock her down for awhile then go my merry way
 
I text my address & tell her to come on if she coming.


Down a 5 hour energy & a couple shots of some brown links if I got it.

If not, just do pushups until she get here

Get dat Tone & keep it on my person until I see that she alone, then put it somewhere easily accessible.

damn...:eek:

#bgolgangsta
 
I would ask her if she wanted me to mail the phone or what. I don't play with young girls, all those teddy bears on her bed, and "Right On" magazine posters on her wall, are a dead give away. No thanks, don't need the problems......
 
Any chick that thinks their looks are the end all be all of why their man is cheating obviously isnt worth the mark against my conscience when Im in a relationship. Bad terms or not...
 
I would ask her if she wanted me to mail the phone or what. I don't play with young girls, all those teddy bears on her bed, and "Right On" magazine posters on her wall, are a dead give away. No thanks, don't need the problems......

^^

very very observant

You were the ONLY one to notice that :cheers:
 
I would have asked a pic of her Id lol and if she was legal send a cab for her to meet yo at hotel and then Fuck her

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This is So Simple...Call My Ace and Tell Him I Need to Borrow His Spot for the Nite and He Can Have Mine (S.O.P. #39 :D).....Give Her the Address to His Spot as I Jet Over....Wait For Her to Arrive (my ace waits in the cut for 30 min just in case :yes:).....And Proceed to Use Every Warm Moist Opening on That Females Body.....Go to Work 7 Minutes Late :D



*this is based on a true story :lol::dance::lol::dance::lol:

this is real....
 
i got a doberman, a pit and a puppy sooner that runs the house, bitch bring your young cute ass over with some ID and i wish a muthafucka knocks on my door that isn't you,,all you sumabitches are gonna dog food tonight
 
i got a doberman, a pit and a puppy sooner that runs the house, bitch bring your young cute ass over with some ID and i wish a muthafucka knocks on my door that isn't you,,all you sumabitches are gonna dog food tonight

streets of bgol like the damn frozen tundra...
 
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