If u fucking, do you require your woman to shower after she shit?
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I wonder if this was the thread that pushed Kayanation over the limit?
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Gotta have ya shit game on lock.
Yo Im dyin @ niggas gettin off the seat to the sink
Y'all know y'all releasing the fecal matter and making it air Bourne right?
How the fuck u stand up when u still got a turtle head poking?
Gotta have ya shit game on lock.
Yo Im dyin @ niggas gettin off the seat to the sink
Y'all know y'all releasing the fecal matter and making it air Bourne right?
How the fuck u stand up when u still got a turtle head poking?
safe betI wonder if this was the thread that pushed Kayanation over the limit?
This is a healthy thread on bgol
Gotta have ya shit game on lock.
Yo Im dyin @ niggas gettin off the seat to the sink
Y'all know y'all releasing the fecal matter and making it air Bourne right?
How the fuck u stand up when u still got a turtle head poking?
They got Air Bourne fecal matter now FAM?
Like in Outbreak?
*two cents*
shuffle shuffle
with the spray behind you and spray from the seat to the sink
then the trail from the sink to the toilet
with the spray behind you and spray from the seat to the sink
then the trail from the sink to the toilet
They got Air Bourne fecal matter now FAM?
Like in Outbreak?
*two cents*
i wear one of those when im #2'ing
hazmat suit prince edition
$35
Fam, that's a lot of spray....
With the wet wipes, 2 ply wetting, and the threat of air bourne boo boo pathogens I don't think I have excess cans of spray in my dookie budget.
But if you recommend I must make doo doo.
*two cents*
That shit is gross.
Wash your ass
Cuz if thats wifey you know she wants you to eat the box too..
I couldn't / wouldn't knowing she just dropped the kids off at the pool..
Fam, that's a lot of spray....
With the wet wipes, 2 ply wetting, and the threat of air bourne boo boo pathogens I don't think I have excess cans of spray in my dookie budget.
But if you recommend I must make doo doo.
*two cents*
just go to costco and stack up
i got the black light in the bathroom so i can see the mist and be efficient with the spray
So, is she just not clean whatsoever- the reason she needs a shower? Nigs talking about shit crumbs and shitty ass but none of y'all heard of Cottonelle wipes? Get all in there and she's streak/stank free....now if she just needs a shower period, then that's something different.
Hell, if she just took a piss I look at it the same...she needs to freshen up before we get down but the shower, although preferred, might not always be feasible or appropriate.
Hell, if she just took a piss I look at it the same...she needs to freshen up before we get down but the shower, although preferred, might not always be feasible or appropriate.
You are a man principle and wisdom beyond your years...
The Dr. of Defecation
The Master of Mud Pie.
The Sultan of Shit.
You are....DON DOOKIE!
*two cents*
You are a man principle and wisdom beyond your years...
The Dr. of Defecation
The Master of Mud Pie.
The Sultan of Shit.
You are....DON DOOKIE!
*two cents*
Here is what you do......tell her to hold on a sec....go to the Bathroom....take a Piss with the door open...make sure you aim for the Water in the Toiletbowl so she hears you peein for sure!.....Flush....DONT BOTHER WASHING YOUR HANDS!!....Hop back in the Bed.....ask her to give you Head!!...If she gives the scrunchy Face.....tell her y'all are married and she better stop trippin!
You are a man principle and wisdom beyond your years...
The Dr. of Defecation
The Master of Mud Pie.
The Sultan of Shit.
You are....DON DOOKIE!
*two cents*
DON DOOKIE!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!
i cant deal with u niggas tonight
Here is what you do......tell her to hold on a sec....go to the Bathroom....take a Piss with the door open...make sure you aim for the Water in the Toiletbowl so she hears you peein for sure!.....Flush....DONT BOTHER WASHING YOUR HANDS!!....Hop back in the Bed.....ask her to give you Head!!...If she gives the scrunchy Face.....tell her y'all are married and she better stop trippin!
naw you gotta use the wet wipes when you pee fam
that's just nasty
Yep
This thread is easily hall of fame material
U Lurkers don't be afriad to share ya shit game moves
We all shit
This thread is easily hall of fame material
U Lurkers don't be afriad to share ya shit game moves
We all shit
Glow in the dark shit
I dun seen it all
I dun seen it all
I'm sorry but I'd never want to do it unless I been FRESH out the shower. The last thing needed in the bedroom is some nasty ass smells. Literally.
I ain't gon lie
Nvm....
Nvm....
Aiight which one of you 2-ply wetting mufuckas is throwing wet tissue balls on the ceiling??
another one. THANK YOU MOUSE.
mouse you look like your whole assal region smell nice, i ain't een gon front. buttkudos.
this thread really just ended up lettin the board know who asses ain't quite ready for primetime and who would hit with the spidey sense lines floatin up off the ass. them niggas seem to have gotten ghost though
observe the dookrules and step up your shit game.
yall really into shit though
im telling you
get the black light
and the hazmat
you're good to go
im telling you
get the black light
and the hazmat
you're good to go
mouse you be blowing it up?
If u fucking, do you require your woman to shower after she shit? ....yes. All shit aside I had a bad experience with my ex-wife. I got home from work. She was all dolled up and smelling good. I hit the shower, and went in the bedroom for some action. Decided to put my tounge in her ass since I had never done that to her. 
I found corn. 
I can laugh now. But I sure as hell didn't then.
I found corn. I can laugh now. But I sure as hell didn't then.
Niggus be talking shit
If u fucking, do you require your woman to shower after she shit? ....yes. All shit aside I had a bad experience with my ex-wife. I got home from work. She was all dolled up and smelling good. I hit the shower, and went in the bedroom for some action. Decided to put my tounge in her ass since I had never done that to her.
Shoulda kept that to yourself brotha,ol shit mouth ass nigga
If u fucking, do you require your woman to shower after she shit? ....yes. All shit aside I had a bad experience with my ex-wife. I got home from work. She was all dolled up and smelling good. I hit the shower, and went in the bedroom for some action. Decided to put my tounge in her ass since I had never done that to her.
FUCK THAT SHIT. I would lose it and be traumatized
If I blew it up there'd be no evidence to be found.
What's up w/ wetting 2-ply toilet paper?
1 - You gotta have a sink that's RIGHT next to the toilet, unless you gettin' up in the middle of taking a shit to walk to the sink which is horrible. Can't remember the last time I lived in a spot where the sink was close enough to the toilet where I wouldn't have to get up to reach it.
2 - Wetting toilet paper just seems like it would create a mess. I got some 2-ply in the crib and wetting that shit makes it damn near unusable, especially for something like wiping ya ass.
For all that hassle you would be better off just using wipes. Way more durable and less hassle. And they got plain wipes. You don't have to rock w/ the extra scented lotion wipes and all that if you don't want to.
@ #2 I guess it would tear up if you use cheap TP. But if you use Cottonelle, Charmin, etc the name brand shit if you wet it with warm water you can use it without it tearing up.
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