If u fucking, do you require your woman to shower after she shit?

Too many quotables in this byatch. Early nominee for 2013 BGOL:

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a chick tried to clown me once because i use wet wipes when i deuce.





Wait, hold up fam . . . in 2013 GROWN folks aint hip the wipes game? . . . Meanwhile 50 types muthafuckas running 'round chewing ass:confused: :smh:

You should tell these broads like I do. . . Yo' smile just aint as pretty when yo ass aint clean. Walking around ALMOST 'sure' is NOT FRESH. . . Then watch the show! :lol:


Uh-uhhnnnn. NOPE. Nah Black,

JG
 
sheeit, you better look my nigga. it's important to know what you type of deuces you throwin up

lmao @ your no look backwards foot flush or your reach behind lid close though

Yo SJ, you stay the words rigt out my mouf :lol:

Its very important to keep an eye on what your stool is looking like. It's a strong indicator or your health/diet at the moment. Im surprised some of yalls doctors havent asked you questions pertaining to its characteristics at your annual physical..
 
Wait

Niggas don't look at what comes out?

I always check my shits out

A Nigga might have worms n shit

Always check what goes in and what comes out
 
Yo SJ, you stay the words rigt out my mouf :lol:

Its very important to keep an eye on what your stool is looking like. It's a strong indicator or your health/diet at the moment. Im surprised some of yalls doctors havent asked you questions pertaining to its characteristics at your annual physical..
man these no insurance having ass niggas is not gettin no physicals bruh :lol:

This thread is disgusting now. Yall nasty lol

Sent from my S3 w/smiles
i bet your coco ass shitted in the last 6 hours.

AND looked back :lol:
 
sheeit, you better look my nigga. it's important to know what you type of deuces you throwin up

lmao @ your no look backwards foot flush or your reach behind lid close though

nigga shitting like this

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you ain't just release that? so you don't know what went in?
come on now


(btw im trolling, i been trolling for about 4 pages now fyi


but yeah how you gonna look at that man, i can't stomach it.

i just wet the 2ply and wipe till its clean

then hop in the shower

then i disinfect the toilet

burn an incense

and lock the bathroom door

yall be studying and poking and prodding the turds :puke:

are you a scientist? do you check your doo doo for consistency

can you read turds fam?
 
i bet your coco ass shitted in the last 6 hours.

AND looked back :lol:
I ALWAYS look back and I don't shower after each time reason being the dr tells you're suppose to go poop approx 30mins after each meal and I'm not home, I'm at work after breakfast and lunch.

So at work we set up the bathroom with lysol, etc. And IF you must go then you do, but if you don't keep the bathroom tidy, we will email the women in the building addressing the concerns.

So I guess I'm nasty but I'm realistic.


Sent from my S3 w/smiles
 
I check for color and blood...never seen blood but I got scared once when my shit was damn near neon green...no bullshit...but found out it was a combination of blue Gatorade and vitamin E pills that I had just started taking @ the time

are you a scientist? do you check your doo doo for consistency

can you read turds fam?
 
I ALWAYS look back and I don't shower after each time reason being the dr tells you're suppose to go poop approx 30mins after each meal and I'm not home, I'm at work after breakfast and lunch.

So at work we set up the bathroom with lysol, etc. And IF you must go then you do, but if you don't keep the bathroom tidy, we will email the women in the building addressing the concerns.

So I guess I'm nasty but I'm realistic.


Sent from my S3 w/smiles
:lol: nah you good, i don't/can't always jump in that rain right after. i just don't be tryin to shit and fuck or shit and sleep w/o asscleansing.

I made that mistake once...never again
ewwww man :lol:

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I check for color and blood...never seen blood but I got scared once when my shit was damn near neon green...no bullshit...but found out it was a combination of blue Gatorade and vitamin E pills that I had just started taking @ the time
wooooooooow

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Yea that wet 2ply shit was the worse dY in my life

I had lil white lint balls in my crack

I was like what the Fuck

The shower makes me feel extra clean

Coco u got the shit game on lock too?
 
Yea that wet 2ply shit was the worse dY in my life

I had lil white lint balls in my crack

I was like what the Fuck

The shower makes me feel extra clean

Coco u got the shit game on lock too?

Shaddyvillethug I think you just took all my femininity from me with that phrase lmao!

Sent from my S3 w/smiles
 
:confused::confused::confused:

What's up w/ wetting 2-ply toilet paper? :dunno:

1 - You gotta have a sink that's RIGHT next to the toilet, unless you gettin' up in the middle of taking a shit to walk to the sink which is horrible. Can't remember the last time I lived in a spot where the sink was close enough to the toilet where I wouldn't have to get up to reach it.

2 - Wetting toilet paper just seems like it would create a mess. I got some 2-ply in the crib and wetting that shit makes it damn near unusable, especially for something like wiping ya ass.

For all that hassle you would be better off just using wipes. Way more durable and less hassle. And they got plain wipes. You don't have to rock w/ the extra scented lotion wipes and all that if you don't want to.
 
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