What is the oldest/ youngest person you have ever slept with

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Im 26.

I met this lady who was about 32 and says she likes to fuck younger guys.

we talk and shit and she invites me over and gives me specific parking instructions saying that her son may need to leave later ...he's 17

I later ask her whats the youngest guy she has been with and she said she will occasionally fuck some 18 year olds

:confused:

i didnt fuck this broad...i made a detour to my homeboy house only because she has a son the same fuckin age basically

:puke:


she must suck in bed IMO because she kept saying how younger guys do it better and im thinkin "no fuckin way at 18 is this nigga gonna be fuckin better than me" :lol:


anyways,

for me the oldest

at 26 i fucked a 41 year old

the youngest.......26 and a 19 year old

i cant even see myself staying fuckin with no teenagers next year

if sex is mental and i know these young yobroads aint gettin it no matter how "good" the look why bother?
 
Got a BJ from an old ass nurse after a hospital stay. Ran into her in a Walgreens, she made a jokey type hint and we took it to the parking lot. Probably late 50s early 60s. No, I'm not ashamed! LOL!
 
Got a BJ from an old ass nurse after a hospital stay. Ran into her in a Walgreens, she made a jokey type hint and we took it to the parking lot. Probably late 50s early 60s. No, I'm not ashamed! LOL!

how old were you though?
 
When I 16 I used to sleep with this chick that lived across the hall from me. She was around 30 with two kids and the father of the kids was deep in the Nation of Islam. She had the juiciest pussy that I ever remembered. Taught me a lot of stuff. He would knock on the door and I would climb out the window we he showed up. I don't know if the kids told him about me or if he was just curious about me always being around but we fucked all the time.

When I was 20 and in the military I almost slept with a 14 yr old who lied about her age. She used to hang with these chicks that were my age and they all lied about her age. I didn't have sex with her but came close. We would kiss and make about but that was as far as it would go. BTW, she was somebody that was famous daughter. That shit had me shook for years.
 
When I 16 I used to sleep with this chick that lived across the hall from me. She was around 30 with two kids and the father of the kids was deep in the Nation of Islam. She had the juiciest pussy that I ever remembered. Taught me a lot of stuff. He would knock on the door and I would climb out the window we he showed up. I don't know if the kids told him about me or if he was just curious about me always being around but we fucked all the time.

When I was 20 and in the military I almost slept with a 14 yr old who lied about her age. She used to hang with these chicks that were my age and they all lied about her age. I didn't have sex with her but came close. We would kiss and make about but that was as far as it would go. BTW, she was somebody that was famous daughter. That shit had me shook for years.


so you didnt look her shit up even though she was the daughter of someone famous

and also you cant tell a chick is 14 even after kissing her?

i know kids grow up fast nowadays but wtf?
 
Working with colleges and high schools... Trust me.. They grow fast and dudes need to check them IDs . I have seen it happen a lot to the best of us.
 
Im 25 and i fucked the shit out of a 49 year puerto rican earlier this year. My next goal is 60 and above. Alot of old ass women be giving me interest but they be all fat n shit.
 
Wow, I just realize I've never slept with anyone older than 36. Good topic. Youngest was 14. Pussy was great. I still remember it like it was yesterday. I was 17 at the time, by the way. Anyway, we fucked on the porch with her grandmother in the room right behind us watching soap operas. That was some young crazy mindless shit. She's one of my few exes to maintain her looks. She never had kids though so that's probably why.
 
I fucked a 18 year old chick a few years back the oldest i fucked was maybe 36 or 37 older than that reminds me too much of my moms :puke:
 
At 21 I smashed my oldest of 38....at 28 I smashed my youngest at 18.

Like some in this thread pointed out; the older I get, the less fun it is fucking with the 18-21 crowd... Is it just me or do they sound annoying as fuck when they cluck away?
 
oldest....46.....youngest.....18

im not including when i was in junior high and fucked a girl in my class at 13....lol.
 
im 22. i got this bitch who says shes "29" but i know damn well shes at least 35. best dick sucker i ever met in my life!!!!! all she does is give me head and i bounce, no tryna get me to chill, no tryna get me to smash, etc... :lol: she knows what it is when i come around.all i gotta do is make a call. thats the oldest for me
 
when i was 27, i had a rough ride from my 46 yr old neighbor.

but i'm 43 now, and i recently met a 62 yr old former dancer; she had the body of a 20 something yr old woman, but her face looked +50.

and for the young-side... i face-fucked a 23 yr old college nursing student bout 2 weeks ago. she's a friend of my niece, and when left alone with me, she couldn't take the adjectives/verbs/pronouns that i threw at her.

next thing you know, she was gargling my cum, smiled, and swallowed. :D

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when i was 27, i had a rough ride from my 46 yr old neighbor.

but i'm 43 now, and i recently met a 62 yr old former dancer; she had the body of a 20 something yr old woman, but her face looked +50.

and for the young-side... i face-fucked a 23 yr old college nursing student bout 2 weeks ago. she's a friend of my niece, and when left alone with me, she couldn't take the adjectives/verbs/pronouns that i threw at her.

next thing you know, she was gargling my cum, smiled, and swallowed. :D

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nice

:yes:
 
At 21 I smashed my oldest of 38....at 28 I smashed my youngest at 18.

Like some in this thread pointed out; the older I get, the less fun it is fucking with the 18-21 crowd... Is it just me or do they sound annoying as fuck when they cluck away?

exactly

i mean even when i was 18 i never went under 17 ..i cant see how some of yall do it


i understand how pussy can be just pussy but mentally i wouldnt be enjoying her young wack ass so it would fuck me all the way up

and for those who say these bitches be "mature for their age" makes me question what kind of difficult life decisions you have to make because if this bitch dont know the fundamentals of paying bills and taking care of home ....:smh:
 
exactly

i mean even when i was 18 i never went under 17 ..i cant see how some of yall do it


i understand how pussy can be just pussy but mentally i wouldnt be enjoying her young wack ass so it would fuck me all the way up

and for those who say these bitches be "mature for their age" makes me question what kind of difficult life decisions you have to make because if this bitch dont know the fundamentals of paying bills and taking care of home ....:smh:

It depends man. The girl I was messing with had big gigantic titties and was a bonafide freak. Her big brother busted in the room with a flashlight the first night we almost fucked and we were scared shitless. We didn't fuck that night but we fucked on others. She was only 14 but she had been fucking since she was 13. She actually came on to me first. Titties were nice. Funny thing is, her titties don't look as big as they did on her body now. I think her titties must have been outgrowing the rest of her body back when I was fucking her.
 
It depends man. The girl I was messing with had big gigantic titties and was a bonafide freak. Her big brother busted in the room with a flashlight the first night we almost fucked and we were scared shitless. We didn't fuck that night but we fucked on others. She was only 14 but she had been fucking since she was 13. She actually came on to me first. Titties were nice. Funny thing is, her titties don't look as big as they did on her body now. I think her titties must have been outgrowing the rest of her body back when I was fucking her.

:hmm:

TWO YEARS BEFORE THAT SHE WAS FUCKIN 12

honestly.....how do you guys find yourselves in these situations with young girls

i never hung around young people ...why would i want to hang around people most likely dumber or AT LEAST less experienced than me
 
@ 17, I hit a 40 something year old, and when I was 20, I hit a 46 year old that I met at the NCO club. Some 1st Sgt.'s wife.
 
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now thats nice

a nigga wouldnt be able to tell me shit

nor a bitch

One person did. Veronica was the wife of a family friend. Moms found out and told me that she'd keep quiet, but I had to fall back. I obeyed, counted my blessings, and kept it moving.
 
fucked up story but ima tell it

when i was 29 i went to pick up my regular smash piece from work to head to the hotel

when i pull up she has a fine ass friend with her and she asks if its ok for her to come

:dance:

awesome experience these chics had the threesome down to a science

mind blowin shit took place in that room

first time gettin my ass licked and all



being the thirsty greedy dude i was back then

i get the friends number while ol girl was in the bathroom

and we make plans to hook up just the two of us for the next day


i get to her house to pick her up and she comes out damm near nekkid looking good as hell

she gets in and i put the car in drive to pull away and a woman comes out of the house and flags me down

:confused::confused::confused:

she walks over to my window and makes the roll it down motion

i do and she says

"do you know how old my daughter is"

i start to speak but before i can she says

"she is 13 years old"

i start stuttering and mom says

"i don't blame you i am sure you didn't know"

the girl starts whinin like a 13 year and says

"i hate you you are always ruining everything"

mom gave me that look

i unlocked the door and was motioning like get the fuck out

when she did i backed away so she couldn't get my plates and peeled out

:cool:
 
so you didnt look her shit up even though she was the daughter of someone famous

and also you cant tell a chick is 14 even after kissing her?

i know kids grow up fast nowadays but wtf?

Actually No. She was fully developed passing as a late 18-19 year old.
 
ok why am i so fuckin confused


all you gotta do is look at the bitches SHOES or FEET


always a dead giveaway how old she is.........i have tested this many times.....ALWAYS RIGHT
 
fucked up story but ima tell it

when i was 29 i went to pick up my regular smash piece from work to head to the hotel

when i pull up she has a fine ass friend with her and she asks if its ok for her to come

:dance:

awesome experience these chics had the threesome down to a science

mind blowin shit took place in that room

first time gettin my ass licked and all



being the thirsty greedy dude i was back then

i get the friends number while ol girl was in the bathroom

and we make plans to hook up just the two of us for the next day


i get to her house to pick her up and she comes out damm near nekkid looking good as hell

she gets in and i put the car in drive to pull away and a woman comes out of the house and flags me down

:confused::confused::confused:

she walks over to my window and makes the roll it down motion

i do and she says

"do you know how old my daughter is"

i start to speak but before i can she says

"she is 13 years old"

i start stuttering and mom says

"i don't blame you i am sure you didn't know"

the girl starts whinin like a 13 year and says

"i hate you you are always ruining everything"

mom gave me that look

i unlocked the door and was motioning like get the fuck out

when she did i backed away so she couldn't get my plates and peeled out

:cool:

:lol::lol::lol: at least mom was cool about it...

PRICELESS!!

I've hit a few chicks my age or a few years older...prolly early 50's for the oldest.

As far as the youngest, at 45 I hit an 18yr old....but she was very mature :rolleyes: :lol: She was the maid at the apt I stayed at in Rio....DAYUM! some of the BEST puzzy EVERRRRR!
 
I can't say the oldest as I don't know, but the youngest was



Fuck that, I'm not implicating myself by admitting to ANY possible illegal activities, even if done under false a pretense.





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fucked up story but ima tell it

when i was 29 i went to pick up my regular smash piece from work to head to the hotel

when i pull up she has a fine ass friend with her and she asks if its ok for her to come

:dance:

awesome experience these chics had the threesome down to a science

mind blowin shit took place in that room

first time gettin my ass licked and all



being the thirsty greedy dude i was back then

i get the friends number while ol girl was in the bathroom

and we make plans to hook up just the two of us for the next day


i get to her house to pick her up and she comes out damm near nekkid looking good as hell

she gets in and i put the car in drive to pull away and a woman comes out of the house and flags me down

:confused::confused::confused:

she walks over to my window and makes the roll it down motion

i do and she says

"do you know how old my daughter is"

i start to speak but before i can she says

"she is 13 years old"

i start stuttering and mom says

"i don't blame you i am sure you didn't know"

the girl starts whinin like a 13 year and says

"i hate you you are always ruining everything"

mom gave me that look

i unlocked the door and was motioning like get the fuck out

when she did i backed away so she couldn't get my plates and peeled out

:cool:


so you fuked & got ya ass licked by a 13 yr old girl & you cant deny that that young pussey was the booooomb!!!!!!:lol::smh:



my niggaah!!!!:lol::smh::lol:
 
Wow. I'm 24 and I flinch when a girl tell me she 20.:lol:
Never had sex with a female that wasn't born the same year as me.:dunno:
 
I'm 42 now. But I have a 28 year old on retainer in Seattle. A 50 year old on retainer in Atlanta. In the past I've pretty much maintained the same range. At 20 I was tapping a 30 year old and a 16 year old. At 26 I was tapping an 18 year old and a 39 year old. At 23 I was tapping a 48 year old celebrity in Atlanta. I've always pretty much kept about 10 years above and below as far as women I'm fucking. :D:D:D
 
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