Bizarre American Laws.
•In Tremonton, Utah, women aren't allowed to get frisky in the back of an ambulance without being slapped with a sexual misdemeanor charge. Interestingly, there is no such law for men.
•Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Wisconsin and Washington, D.C. prohibit erections that are visible under clothing in public.
However, there's not enough room in penitentiaries to accommodate every 7th grade boy in Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Wisconsin and Washington, D.C., so...
•In Alexandria, Minnesota, a man isn't allowed to have sex with his wife immediately after eating garlic, onions, or sardines.
•In Ames, Iowa, after a guy has sex with you and you're lying in bed together, he's not allowed to take more than three sips of beer.
•Bozeman, Montana prohibits all sexual activity on the front lawn of a house after sundown, but only in the nude, which means throw on some socks and you won't get arrested.
•Connorsville, Wisconsin prohibits a man shooting off his gun while his female partner is having an orgasm.
•In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.
•It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture in Oxford, Ohio.
•In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse while having sex with his wife.
•In Tremonton, Utah, women aren't allowed to get frisky in the back of an ambulance without being slapped with a sexual misdemeanor charge. Interestingly, there is no such law for men.
•Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Wisconsin and Washington, D.C. prohibit erections that are visible under clothing in public.
However, there's not enough room in penitentiaries to accommodate every 7th grade boy in Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Wisconsin and Washington, D.C., so...
•In Alexandria, Minnesota, a man isn't allowed to have sex with his wife immediately after eating garlic, onions, or sardines.
•In Ames, Iowa, after a guy has sex with you and you're lying in bed together, he's not allowed to take more than three sips of beer.
•Bozeman, Montana prohibits all sexual activity on the front lawn of a house after sundown, but only in the nude, which means throw on some socks and you won't get arrested.
•Connorsville, Wisconsin prohibits a man shooting off his gun while his female partner is having an orgasm.
•In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.
•It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture in Oxford, Ohio.
•In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse while having sex with his wife.
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