What would be your walking dead weapon of choice
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Now thats going too far now
You dont want ninjas with xmen superpowers in a zombie apocalypse
Lets keep it to real life weapons
I get the idea of it... But I'm just saying. If a zombie apocalypse ever comes, a samurai sword will be the last thing I grab. I couldn't even try to realistically pitch this idea to my girl and kids. Like "Alright yall its endgame, grab some food and water. All I've got is my trusty katana, but don't worry. I've seen this work in like three zombie movies and a few comic books. So we'll be fine. Lets go!" My 4 year old will be like "Naw nigga, you tripping. I think we need to wait this shit out."
Have you ever sharpened a samurai sword? That's a specialty trait. That sword may be good in the beginning. But once its dull you're fucked. It's not even a good blunt weapon.
I figure a shovel would be a great weapon. Long range, I'm not a small dude, I could wield that shit. Chainsaw too. You gotta have a strategy too. Assuming that the zombies would be somewhat slow moving, I'd be running up on those fuckers straight fearless. Why wait til they come up to you? By that time, it'll be too many for you to handle with just a melee weapon.
The same could be said for axes and bats.
Are you going to have the proper upper body strength to keep swinging a heavy ass ax around a couple hundred times? That shit's gotta be hell on your back. By the time you kill a muthafucka with a light ax, another one will be on your back.
Or the strength to power swing a bat to hit hard enough to kill a zombie, and to do that a couple hundred times? The same with swords, machetes, knifes, all that shit.
If you gone swing some shit around, it should be some shit like a chainsaw, where it don't matter how you swing the muthafucka, it's chopping somebody the hell up.
When it's zombies after you, you need something that'll kill them quick, so you can keep moving, so they don't gang up on you.
I'm rolling with dual Desert Eagles. Straight head shots. And grenades for when they get piled into one area.
The logical answer would be gun and melee weapon. You can't just have one or the other. You need both. You definitely need a gun just in case you are faced with more than one zombie. And you don't need a gun for one zombie. Also you might run out of ammo.
M16 and aluminum bat.
M16 and aluminum bat.
Dont forget your not only fighting zombies but rapist & murderers like 2 guys rick killed at the bar
Did you even read my original post? And I'm not sure if you were being plausible with your choices in weaponry. But where the fuck are you gonna find grenades, and depending on what caliber Desert Eagle... Where the hell are you gonna find rounds at, other than Cabela's. And on top of that you said dual Desert Eagles. Get the fuck outta here! Have you ever fired any caliber Desert Eagle? If so you'd know that you could hit them center mass and not have to worry about much else. The energy alone would at least fracture their spine then you'd only have to worry about a chomping head.
Bottle water.
i get ya
if ya got peoples to look out for than a sword may not be the best option
dont see whats the big deal
i'm sure it aint easy but its no different then cleanin an maintaining a bunch of guns
i cant speak for anybody else but when it comes to something like a sword i'd wanna go all in, zombies or no zombies. if i went with guns i'd be the guy makin ammo an gun parts in my basement
Well it depends, on two things:
1) Are you trying to kill them all, or get away?
2) Is there a number of them, or are they re-spawning somewhere, and if so, is there a way to stop that?
Because I'm assuming that they keep re-spawning, and if so, I'm moving trying to get away from them the whole time, only killing when absolutely necessary to preserve my ammo and then I'm going to go find the muthafuckas that chose mini-guns and grenade launchers as they weapon
And then from that point, we could go hoo-ride on zombies and shit.
Well it depends, on two things:
1) Are you trying to kill them all, or get away?
2) Is there a number of them, or are they re-spawning somewhere, and if so, is there a way to stop that?
Because I'm assuming that they keep re-spawning, and if so, I'm moving trying to get away from them the whole time, only killing when absolutely necessary to preserve my ammo and then I'm going to go find the muthafuckas that chose mini-guns and grenade launchers as they weapon
And then from that point, we could go hoo-ride on zombies and shit.
Im assuming in a zombie apocalypse your going to be killing zombies everyday almost
Well apparently I'm finding the guns the same place muthafuckas is finding swords, AKs, flamethrowers, napalm and light sabers and shit
Second, no I have never fired one. It's just that it's my favorite gun to use in Grand Theft Auto and Saints Row 3, that's the only reason I pick the shit. I don't know shit about guns, and I assumed that it was the best pistol and it probably ain't. But I would use two pistols, which ever one's the best for that situation and deploy the same tactic I just explained to BenQ
Well if you can't kill them all yourself, why blow all your ammo trying to?
I say go find the muthafuckas with the heavy artillery and we crew up, and we hold each other down until a resolution has emerged.
H.A.N
Banned
I only brings it out for parties!
Fine. I'm going with Katana then. Machete's aren't sexy
If I was a beast
A mace that I would make from a simple mallet. The mace would have blunt endings be about 12in. long and lightweight. Straight head bustin. I would also want a sword for hacking off limbs.
Then a hand held nail gun for rapid fire attack, hit a hardware store. Here is a video a machine nail gun. Can shoot nails and ball bearings. Both will be more plentiful than bullets but just as lethal.
Look for empty glass bottles to make molotovs.
Then a hand held nail gun for rapid fire attack, hit a hardware store. Here is a video a machine nail gun. Can shoot nails and ball bearings. Both will be more plentiful than bullets but just as lethal.
Look for empty glass bottles to make molotovs.
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M48 Tactical Tomahawk + compass
All about silence and resources. So I'd stick with 9/40 cal & .223 rounds on weapons. Anything exotic wont be found & restocked easily (4MM, 50 BMG rounds).
Primary: M48 Tactical Tomahawk + compass
Secondaries: M4SD, USP 40SD & a M9 Bayonet
All about silence and resources. So I'd stick with 9/40 cal & .223 rounds on weapons. Anything exotic wont be found & restocked easily (4MM, 50 BMG rounds).
Primary: M48 Tactical Tomahawk + compass
Secondaries: M4SD, USP 40SD & a M9 Bayonet
a monster truck. simply run over and crush them muthafuckas all day. i'd drive around blowing the horn in various neighborhoods to get em to come out. then proceed with the monster truck challenge on them hoes.
AND THEN U RUN OUT OF GAS....
Give me a machete, a AK-47, the Terry Crews gun, and my trusty ass Beretta 40 cal and we makin it out ALIVE....fantasy note: give a nigga that nano suit Solid Snake got on in Metal Gear 4 and the sword Raiden got on the trailer for Metal Gear Rising.
Oh and it wouldn't be a bad idea 2 have that nigga Dante from Devil May Cry as an ally...
a monster truck. simply run over and crush them muthafuckas all day. i'd drive around blowing the horn in various neighborhoods to get em to come out. then proceed with the monster truck challenge on them hoes.
unless:equals:
u will be a walker in no time. u know how tired ur arms will get swinging that even 5-6 times in a row?
u too
and u.
in that case i'll take 1 death star please.
yes the deathstar is my weapon of choice for the zombie apocalypse.
1 shot kill... the entire earth and everything on it.
oh yea and 1 darth vader helmet. the type that changes ur voice.
thank you and good night.
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