Random Thoughts 2012.......

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hey Cleo i got some spare t-liners you can borrow to trim things up until you get to your waxing
IDK what T-liners are ... is that some fancy barber shop equipment??

I once let my ex use clippers down there .. IDK if i'd trust myself with clippers. That is a delicate space man
That last statement made me laugh. :lol: Anway, I did come away with new knowledge of your "situation".:cool:;):yes:

LOL that is exactly what this is, a situation!

If you were my girl, we'd be constantly fighting over you wanting to keep it shaved. Shaved makes it look like pre pubescent pussy. You got hair down there for a reason. It's biological.

In fact you should bless this board with a hairy pic before you shave it away. :D
It doesn't look pre pubescent!! It looks clean .. i actually like it like a week after the best, like the bare minimum of hair ..
 
My weekends always have some debauchery... I'm still reveling in this weekends treats ... Because at 5am on a saturday who was in the Village buying a rabbit:confused::confused:

All those other vibrators .. what have they done for me? It seems nothing now that I have this new toy. :lol::lol: but seriously, its awesome.

Vegas for memorial day is booked. Bahamas 4th of july is booked. summer class is registered for. getting outside for this spartan race when this NJ weather allows. This summer .. epic. I feel it ..

I get to tackle an HGTV project. Copped some wicker patio furniture off craigslist, about to sand it. paint it and put some new pillows on it. gonna be so dope
 
IDK what T-liners are ... is that some fancy barber shop equipment??

I once let my ex use clippers down there .. IDK if i'd trust myself with clippers. That is a delicate space man


LOL that is exactly what this is, a situation!


It doesn't look pre pubescent!! It looks clean .. i actually like it like a week after the best, like the bare minimum of hair ..

See, I was trying to speak in code, but now I'll just say it. When I said "situation", I was talking about your vagina and how you like to groom it.



:lol::cool::lol:
 
i think DJ Pauly D takes begins his residency at the pool at Harrahs this weekend... That means all the wanna be tough dark skin juiced up crackers going to be everywhere... but then again they bring all the plastic surgery big tit dark skin white girls so its an even exchange i guess
 
Fat Girl Problems: I just reached into 1 of my jackets and found a donut...i didn't know how long it's been in there. And i didn't know how it even got there. And i went and ate it anyway. I am oddly embarrassed to have told you that. But i don't care.

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I dont know why, but I read this and thought that is cute....lololol:lol:
I just hope it was still fresh!
Fat Girl Problems: I just reached into 1 of my jackets and found a donut...i didn't know how long it's been in there. And i didn't know how it even got there. And i went and ate it anyway. I am oddly embarrassed to have told you that. But i don't care.

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I dont know why, but I read this and thought that is cute....lololol:lol:
I just hope it was still fresh!
its in her pocket... it will have the color lint which is her coat for sprinkles...

All I know is, as long as it didn't come off the concrete floor in the parking lot as my friend did...
 
Fat Girl Problems: I just reached into 1 of my jackets and found a donut...i didn't know how long it's been in there. And i didn't know how it even got there. And i went and ate it anyway. I am oddly embarrassed to have told you that. But i don't care.

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This is you eating that pocket doughnut.

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:lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
Seems lak we got some people enjoying the impending heat...


let's see...I'm convinced momma is a hoarder...there is no reason why we need to keep this 1980's Care Bare crib blanket with the tag on it that I found in an OLD Kmart bag...you know the brown ones with the red and teal logo...why can't I throw it away? And why must I keep a box filled with boxes? Why can't I put the candlesticks in another box? Why must I keep twelve boxes of chalk and twenty books of the same thing? Help me.



Now I have the bug. I either need my burger or some seafood.


I need a dress. And a shopping partner.
 
let's see...I'm convinced momma is a hoarder...there is no reason why we need to keep this 1980's Care Bare crib blanket with the tag on it that I found in an OLD Kmart bag...you know the brown ones with the red and teal logo...why can't I throw it away? And why must I keep a box filled with boxes? Why can't I put the candlesticks in another box? Why must I keep twelve boxes of chalk and twenty books of the same thing? Help me.

My mother is guilty of this as well. Last year she showed me clothes that I use to wear when I was a baby.


P.S Happy mothers day to those mums living in the UK.
 
I think I am going to buy insanity because of the black woman in the advertisement...

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done the insanity abs... came back to my senses...
[groans]
 
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My mother is guilty of this as well. Last year she showed me clothes that I use to wear when I was a baby.


P.S Happy mothers day to those mums living in the UK.


Aw!

It's too soon for that over here though...well at least your mum only kept baby clothes...this chick kept bubble wrap. I got a bag of fertilizer that for some reason never made its way to the outside porch. I know for a fact that there is a box with two wire candle holders in it - and nothing else. I'm up to here with it...between the stuff and the threats I'm afraid I'm going to get hit. :(

I think I am going to buy insanity because of the black woman in the advertisement...

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done the insanity abs... came back to my senses...
[groans]

:lol:

My coworker just asked for the P90X...I wonder if she's ok...


ADDM :

If you married...why you so concerned about where someone else put they dick? If you so 'OK' with it, why you got to ignore your man, be mad at people for no reason, and act like a spazzed out 13 year old? You sound real comfortable with your situation right now. Worried you can't get the good meat no mo? Smh.
 
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The surprise wedding vow renewal I threw at my mom & dad's church yesterday was priceless....Moments etched in time....

35 years is a blessing....

I love those old fly folks!
 
damn cleo nice legs.... you been working out



tried to slip the organic fruit pass the lady at the grocery for the price of the regular fruit, she wasn't having that guess that trick only works on the young girls.


yeah i officially celebrated national hangover day yesterday big time. :smh::smh::smh:


damn bruh you damn near 21 years old still in "high school" and still want to be a jackass how many second chances are you going to get.
 
damn cleo nice legs.... you been working out

Thanks!

Man this class is always so boring,even when I actually do the readings..

I broke the strap on my favorite over the shoulder bag and Ralph Lauren doesn't sell replacement pieces. I'm crushed. Hopefully this other guy Alan fix it... I'd seriously re-buy this bag it's so awesome..

My blackberry must know I'm looking to move toa new model. The past few days all it's done is reset itself. Yesterday-3X ws in a row. blasphemy.
 
Thanks!

Man this class is always so boring,even when I actually do the readings..

I broke the strap on my favorite over the shoulder bag and Ralph Lauren doesn't sell replacement pieces. I'm crushed. Hopefully this other guy Alan fix it... I'd seriously re-buy this bag it's so awesome..

My blackberry must know I'm looking to move toa new model. The past few days all it's done is reset itself. Yesterday-3X ws in a row. blasphemy.

try a new battery if it hasnt been replaced in a year or so. I put a new OEM in mine and solved the restart problem
 
Fuck you produce junction you have all those mexicans working in there and still close at 6...:angry:



Think I'm going to scroll to the top of the page and stare at Cleo's legs some more
 
try a new battery if it hasnt been replaced in a year or so. I put a new OEM in mine and solved the restart problem

hhmmm ... I am pretty sure the guy gave me a new battery with this one. I had to get a refurbed one like in Nov, because my old one just gave up. Granted I had it for two years. I've been eligible for an upgrade since Oct, but just don't want to pay 199 for the new 9930... I refuse to pay over 149. Sounds silly but that 50 means a lot to me lol. + allegedly these new BB 10 devices dropping later this year (can you tell I'm a blackberry geek?)

How is married life treating you?


FINALLY!! I feel like a lady again in all my waxed glory. It felt like the first time again it had been too long. The lady was completely disappointed in me. smh :smh:
 
We been drinking having fun, me and you one-on-one, doing thangs holding hands,




12 More days at work then I'm going to hit the door and dance like this:dance: with brown liqour in one hand, cigar in the other.
 
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