Ladies, have you ever downplayed your oral skills purposefully

The Ghost of Steve Jobs

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Because you did not the man, whom you are attracted to, to think you were a woman of the night, or simply sexually lascivious?

I ask because I permitted an Apple employee, name to be withheld, to service me orally. I did so with the assumption that she would be extraordinarily talented. First of all she admitted she wears a tongue ring outside of professional settings. Secondly, at a corporate outing a rumour circulated which claims after several amaretto sour drinks, she demonstrated her ability to "deepthroat" objects of inordinate length. Lastly, she is Caucasian.

Upon my penis entering her mouth, I was quite surprised at the banality and lack of imagination in her technique! Although my offices are soundproofed to tolerances that are greater than any audio lab, there were no audible slurping, gagging or popping sounds. She did not moan hungrily, she did not trace lips with her tongue ever so slightly poking out, up and down the shaft of my pink steed. She was not adept at the coordinated manual rubbing that is so crucial, instead clumsily pulling at my member in a manner so rough that I wished her liver would instantly fail. Sadly enough after 12 minutes I was no closer to my usual volcanic eruption, and I was forced nudge her face toward my scrotum and vigorously masturbate to completion.

Women, please give 100% every time.

Thankfully,


Steve
 
Because you did not the man, whom you are attracted to, to think you were a woman of the night, or simply sexually lascivious?

I ask because I permitted an Apple employee, name to be withheld, to service me orally. I did so with the assumption that she would be extraordinarily talented. First of all she admitted she wears a tongue ring outside of professional settings. Secondly, at a corporate outing a rumour circulated which claims after several amaretto sour drinks, she demonstrated her ability to "deepthroat" objects of inordinate length. Lastly, she is Caucasian.

Upon my penis entering her mouth, I was quite surprised at the banality and lack of imagination in her technique! Although my offices are soundproofed to tolerances that are greater than any audio lab, there were no audible slurping, gagging or popping sounds. She did not moan hungrily, she did not trace lips with her tongue ever so slightly poking out, up and down the shaft of my pink steed. She was not adept at the coordinated manual rubbing that is so crucial, instead clumsily pulling at my member in a manner so rough that I wished her liver would instantly fail. Sadly enough after 12 minutes I was no closer to my usual volcanic eruption, and I was forced nudge her face toward my scrotum and vigorously masturbate to completion.

Women, please give 100% every time.

Thankfully,


Steve

:roflmao3::roflmao3::roflmao3::roflmao3::roflmao3:
 
12 minutes? Pink steed?


:lol:

I have noticed you, noticing me. Do not blush. Do not turn your gentle face in youthful embarrassment. The look of innocence favors you, although we both know it cloaks a sultry and fiercely exuberant sexuality.

C'est moiuse repanshe sexualida formusse

Beautiful isn't it? Do not bother translating it, I just made it up. Imagine that, your anonymous musings, ravishing as they are, have me speaking in unintelligible words.


Yours faithfully,


Steve
 
Because you did not the man, whom you are attracted to, to think you were a woman of the night, or simply sexually lascivious?

I ask because I permitted an Apple employee, name to be withheld, to service me orally. I did so with the assumption that she would be extraordinarily talented. First of all she admitted she wears a tongue ring outside of professional settings. Secondly, at a corporate outing a rumour circulated which claims after several amaretto sour drinks, she demonstrated her ability to "deepthroat" objects of inordinate length. Lastly, she is Caucasian.

Upon my penis entering her mouth, I was quite surprised at the banality and lack of imagination in her technique! Although my offices are soundproofed to tolerances that are greater than any audio lab, there were no audible slurping, gagging or popping sounds. She did not moan hungrily, she did not trace lips with her tongue ever so slightly poking out, up and down the shaft of my pink steed. She was not adept at the coordinated manual rubbing that is so crucial, instead clumsily pulling at my member in a manner so rough that I wished her liver would instantly fail. Sadly enough after 12 minutes I was no closer to my usual volcanic eruption, and I was forced nudge her face toward my scrotum and vigorously masturbate to completion.

Women, please give 100% every time.

Thankfully,


Steve

You are a wild dude Steve! :roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2:
 
:roflmao3::roflmao2::roflmao3::roflmao2::roflmao3::roflmao2::roflmao3:

This dude knows how to write some shit!​

Good health to you Steve, hate to see you go slowly!
 
I have noticed you, noticing me. Do not blush. Do not turn your gentle face in youthful embarrassment. The look of innocence favors you, although we both know it cloaks a sultry and fiercely exuberant sexuality.

C'est moiuse repanshe sexualida formusse

Beautiful isn't it? Do not bother translating it, I just made it up. Imagine that, your anonymous musings, ravishing as they are, have me speaking in unintelligible words.


Yours faithfully,


Steve
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
I have noticed you, noticing me. Do not blush. Do not turn your gentle face in youthful embarrassment. The look of innocence favors you, although we both know it cloaks a sultry and fiercely exuberant sexuality.

C'est moiuse repanshe sexualida formusse

Beautiful isn't it? Do not bother translating it, I just made it up. Imagine that, your anonymous musings, ravishing as they are, have me speaking in unintelligible words.


Yours faithfully,


Steve

*dead* :roflmao:
 
..........She was not adept at the coordinated manual rubbing that is so crucial, instead clumsily pulling at my member in a manner so rough that I wished her liver would instantly fail........








:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:HIFuckinLarious


funny... you assume she must be good being that she was "caucasion"....I'm chocolate all day and I could teach Supahead a few things;)
 
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:HIFuckinLarious


funny... you assume she must be good being that she was "caucasion"....I'm chocolate all day and I could teach Supahead a few things;)

I am intrigued. And after perusing your salacious images, I am engorged, my red staff pulsating at the thought of you accepting it into your wet, warm orifice. I will be in touch,


Steve
 
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