Oh My retlaW
Y'all cats are crazy
Y'all cats are crazy
Why Was My Prayer Thread Deleted??????
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damn that place really does exist 
Oh My retlaW
Y'all cats are crazy
Y'all cats are crazy
Oh My retlaW
Y'all cats are crazy
Y'all cats are crazy
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Brother Bleu, it is the colors of the holy land.
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Praise!!!Hallejuanovs!!! Thank ya retlaW...
Brother Redman ur video brought tears to my eyes..They way retlaW penetrated this young brother's soul..I could see retlaW's spirits swimming through out his body...
Hallejuanovs
Hamdu-retlaw... Brother Duval, I come from the origiNal 8-10 dumb, deaf and blInd and we are reaChing out to the world to spread Retlaw's message.
From the ashes of a troll arose a phoenIx who has lit a fire in many young brotherS.
ReAching the lost...
TeaChing the Untaught will beNefit our people and creaTe the foundation for a new nation.
Ret-lohm
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asalama-retlaWum.... AlhamduliretlaW...Praise be to retlaW
Spread the word that he died for all trolls and the ockture that followed his death.
he will return once the 7th ock is opened
Ocktober my brothers OCKtober...
The rapture may be on the rise
The rapture may be on the rise
All of the members of Destiny's Child along with Solange will play the seven trumpets and it will end with Beyonce being given up as a sacrifice to Retlaw.
May he have mercy on us all.
Remember RETLAW is lurking.........All praise to RETLAW, White baby Jesus and Quaid....amen
All praise to RETLAW, White baby Jesus and Quaid....amen
Retlaw is beyond lurking... he is BGOL.
Prophet Sneedith... I had a vision of the 7th ock and it all makes sense now.
The final ock will be of HNIC. Why else would Retlaw leave the image of HNIC on his dead profile...
No man will know the date of the last day, but Retlaw is guiding us to understand what will take place.
The final ock will be of HNIC. Why else would Retlaw leave the image of HNIC on his dead profile...
No man will know the date of the last day, but Retlaw is guiding us to understand what will take place.
Dear Prophet,
What can I do to prepare for that glorious day? I fear that my soul is not ready to accept the magnificence of Retlaw's return.
Hamdu-retlaW
Dear Prophet,
What can I do to prepare for that glorious day? I fear that my soul is not ready to accept the magnificence of Retlaw's return.
Hamdu-retlaW
To be saved from the wrath of permbanation, you must allow Retlaw in your soul. accept him as your one and only savior. be ocktized by Prophet Rage or myself in a pool milky watered down mayonnaise. pay your tithe of 10 pieces of silver yearly and spread the
gospel. if you have a wife or girlfriend her first duty to the church is to bless us all with homegrownith. her second duty is to enter the back office of our church and provide a private dance for Prophets Rage and Sneedith.
Behold!
The Seven Seals of the Ockulation
Hamdu-retlaW
Is it against retlaWism to smoke a blunt?
I want to smoke a blunt, but retlaW might punish me with a 1000 lashes?
Holy Ghost Quaid please lead the way to retlaW
I want to smoke a blunt, but retlaW might punish me with a 1000 lashes?
Holy Ghost Quaid please lead the way to retlaW
*rethinks dedication to Retlawism*
I'm gonna need a few more years of meditation on the greatness of retlaW (plus a small fee from the church) before I'll further my commitment.
Three easy Steps To Conversion....
(1) Surrender of individuality
"The all is one and the one is all"
Thus goes the first protestation of intent which paves the way from lifes deprivation to Retlawilism's path of illumination.
(2) One Shot To The Dome, Two To The Gut (Just to make sure)
The expulsion of all doubt is essential for transfiguration so a total surrender to the fiery slugs from the Grim Gate Keeper's Celestial Six Shooters are required payment for entry to Retlaw's Ellysium Fields.
(3) Transfiguration Before Resurrection
(The Prize) Your Very Own Bouncing Vixen.
You know it makes sense.
Hamdu-retlaW!!!
(1) Surrender of individuality
"The all is one and the one is all"
Thus goes the first protestation of intent which paves the way from lifes deprivation to Retlawilism's path of illumination.
(2) One Shot To The Dome, Two To The Gut (Just to make sure)
The expulsion of all doubt is essential for transfiguration so a total surrender to the fiery slugs from the Grim Gate Keeper's Celestial Six Shooters are required payment for entry to Retlaw's Ellysium Fields.
(3) Transfiguration Before Resurrection
(The Prize) Your Very Own Bouncing Vixen.
You know it makes sense.
Hamdu-retlaW!!!
I'm rotflmbao over here! There is too much comedy to quote but this^^^ is pure fucking comedy.
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