You ever have a jumpoff's boyfriend confront you?

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Anyway, I been fucking with this chick for a while now. Sometimes I go to her crib while she's at work, and lately her roommate been sending mad vibes. Long story short one time I'm watching TV and hear her roommate call my name from the bathroom, talking about "can you get my towel...I left it in my room." I hand it to her and this ho grabs my arm and pulls me in! Needless to say I been beating it out the frame for the last couple weeks. Only problem is that the bitch caught feelings and was talking about leaving her man and me leaving my girl to be together. I told her she was out her fucking mind, so in a jealous rage she told her boyfriend that I was disrespecting her.

Now this nigga came up to the apartment lookin all nervous and shit. I saw him walking up through the window and he looked like he was talking to himself trying to convince himself to have the courage to knock on the door. Dude would walk halfway to the door, walk back to the car, sit inside for a couple minutes, then start walking back to the door (repeat 5 times). Finally nigga came in, started stuttering and shit about how his girl felt played. I mean I already got a case pending so it's not like I was gonna fuck him up! I was more laughing on the inside.

Long story short, stop gassin these hoes!
 
Man, back in my younger days I almost confronted a nigga for fuckin my bitch...thank goodness my partners talked me out of that shit. The bitch (my first piece of pussy) was fuckin this other nigga that lived up the block from me, and I was ready to fight his ass. The shit makes me laugh now...that bitch turned out to be a straight up whore

:lol::lol::lol:
 
on the phone once. He wasn't really her boyfriend, she was just his jumpoff, til she chose me, and he kinda caught feelings. It was mostly her fault, cuz he called from her phone. I just told him to get back to talking to her, and hung up.

He called back and apologized a few minutes later. Shit was weird. He had a moment.
 
But wait-- I did it myself. Chick I was with for years had moved to NY. I helped her move, so I knew where she lived.

I came to work in NY once, and hadn't seen her in years, got hella emotional and stopped by there.

By then this dude was living there- I had known already, it was a dumbass move on my part. I was drunk. I knock on the door, and he comes to it, behind her.

I must've really been off my damn rocker, cuz I acted like I wanted him to come out, and he pretended she was strong enough to hold him back. 30 seconds in, I came to my senses and walked the fuck off.

That may have been the stupidest shit I've ever done in my life. I really felt like that was MY CRIB he was in:lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
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Wow record timing..
 
Yeah i always played it cool for her sake

Plus it allows you to still hit :yes:

"MY BAD CHAMP, I RESPECT THAT, I AINT TRYING TO STEP ON NO TOES SHE A GOOD GIRL SHE AINT DOIN YOU DIRTY BLAH BLAH BLAH"

One nigga threatened to kill me....I fucked her for years after that shit.


But it WAS ALWAYS my ex GF
 
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:lol: props

Now this nigga came up to the apartment lookin all nervous and shit. I saw him walking up through the window and he looked like he was talking to himself trying to convince himself to have the courage to knock on the door. Dude would walk halfway to the door, walk back to the car, sit inside for a couple minutes, then start walking back to the door (repeat 5 times). Finally nigga came in, started stuttering and shit about how his girl felt played. I mean I already got a case pending so it's not like I was gonna fuck him up! I was more laughing on the inside.

Long story short, stop gassin these hoes!

:lol: :lol:
 
But wait-- I did it myself. Chick I was with for years had moved to NY. I helped her move, so I knew where she lived.

I came to work in NY once, and hadn't seen her in years, got hella emotional and stopped by there.

By then this dude was living there- I had known already, it was a dumbass move on my part. I was drunk. I knock on the door, and he comes to it, behind her.

I must've really been off my damn rocker, cuz I acted like I wanted him to come out, and he pretended she was strong enough to hold him back. 30 seconds in, I came to my senses and walked the fuck off.

That may have been the stupidest shit I've ever done in my life. I really felt like that was MY CRIB he was in:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I knew that was you.. I should have choked the shit out of you.... I tore her ass up after you left too.. :lol::lol::lol:
 
Even though this is a joke thread, I had a groupie's dude get at me (in his own special way :lol:) on the phone. I hit this chick during a tour stop in Salt Lake City, and afterwards, she made me promise to call her. No biggie. Well, a couple of days later, I call, and her man answers the phone, and says, "I know who you are! Okay, buddy (Eastern Indian guy) you won! Good for you! Mr. Rockstar, everybody! Yay for you. Don't ever call my girl again! Yeah, you're a big rockstar. You're big man!", and hangs up. All I could do was laugh. I knda felt bad for dude. I could tell that this was not the first time he's had to do this.
 
Anyway, I been fucking with this chick for a while now. Sometimes I go to her crib while she's at work, and lately her roommate been sending mad vibes. Long story short one time I'm watching TV and hear her roommate call my name from the bathroom, talking about "can you get my towel...I left it in my room." I hand it to her and this ho grabs my arm and pulls me in! Needless to say I been beating it out the frame for the last couple weeks. Only problem is that the bitch caught feelings and was talking about leaving her man and me leaving my girl to be together. I told her she was out her fucking mind, so in a jealous rage she told her boyfriend that I was disrespecting her.

Now this nigga came up to the apartment lookin all nervous and shit. I saw him walking up through the window and he looked like he was talking to himself trying to convince himself to have the courage to knock on the door. Dude would walk halfway to the door, walk back to the car, sit inside for a couple minutes, then start walking back to the door (repeat 5 times). Finally nigga came in, started stuttering and shit about how his girl felt played. I mean I already got a case pending so it's not like I was gonna fuck him up! I was more laughing on the inside.

Long story short, stop gassin these hoes!

ain't u the same mutha fuka that made a thread about bein mad overweight and goin on a slimfast diet or sum sheit? then u posted ANOTHER thread about how u depressed cause ya girl left u? and another thread about you and your fam going on vacation to africa? even though the beatch supposedly left you prior?

u need to just go head and write an ebook and put a fictional title on that mutha fuka :smh:
 
ain't u the same mutha fuka that made a thread about bein mad overweight and goin on a slimfast diet or sum sheit? then u posted ANOTHER thread about how u depressed cause ya girl left u? and another thread about you and your fam going on vacation to africa? even though the beatch supposedly left you prior?

u need to just go head and write an ebook and put a fictional title on that mutha fuka :smh:

Nah, that was Thurgood's ol' lyin' ass. Don't forget about him being deployed for war.
 
funny that ole dude was that scared before he knew what you looked like. for all he knew you were a shinny jeans-wearing shrimp. gtfo.
 
ain't u the same mutha fuka that made a thread about bein mad overweight and goin on a slimfast diet or sum sheit? then u posted ANOTHER thread about how u depressed cause ya girl left u? and another thread about you and your fam going on vacation to africa? even though the beatch supposedly left you prior?

u need to just go head and write an ebook and put a fictional title on that mutha fuka :smh:

ol "mixing up my bgol personalities" ass nigga

fukouttahere before u get smacked so hard tina turner has nightmares
 
Anyway, I been fucking with this chick for a while now. Sometimes I go to her crib while she's at work, and lately her roommate been sending mad vibes. Long story short one time I'm watching TV and hear her roommate call my name from the bathroom, talking about "can you get my towel...I left it in my room." I hand it to her and this ho grabs my arm and pulls me in! Needless to say I been beating it out the frame for the last couple weeks. Only problem is that the bitch caught feelings and was talking about leaving her man and me leaving my girl to be together. I told her she was out her fucking mind, so in a jealous rage she told her boyfriend that I was disrespecting her.

Now this nigga came up to the apartment lookin all nervous and shit. I saw him walking up through the window and he looked like he was talking to himself trying to convince himself to have the courage to knock on the door. Dude would walk halfway to the door, walk back to the car, sit inside for a couple minutes, then start walking back to the door (repeat 5 times). Finally nigga came in, started stuttering and shit about how his girl felt played. I mean I already got a case pending so it's not like I was gonna fuck him up! I was more laughing on the inside.

Long story short, stop gassin these hoes!

bla bla bla................:smh: how old are you????? you fuckin ya girlfriends roommate????? really??? lmao low self esteem having ass niggahz:smh: son should have pulled the burner on you & let you know what was really real.....:yes::yes::yes:
 
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