Woman farting in my company
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Depends on the fart and the woman.
Is it an odorless fart, wet fart, loud fart, or smelly fart?
Did your eyes start to water, was it a lingering smell?
Did she have a brown liquid going down her legs?
Did she rush off to the bathroom?
Did she fart during sex, was that far arousing to you?
It's so many things to think about.
Is it an odorless fart, wet fart, loud fart, or smelly fart?
Did your eyes start to water, was it a lingering smell?
Did she have a brown liquid going down her legs?
Did she rush off to the bathroom?
Did she fart during sex, was that far arousing to you?
It's so many things to think about.
I'm married and that's not allowed. Separate toilet room. I don't want to smell shit or anyone's insides. Sorry not sorry.
Do you also sleep in separate beds and refer to each other as mother and father?
Man Yall Silly... Did she lift her leg or something?
Its a damn Fart ... All these Fartless Niggas on BGOl. acting like a fart is the end of the world
Its a damn Fart ... All these Fartless Niggas on BGOl. acting like a fart is the end of the world
When I was younger, I used to look at women’s strange when they used to fart but as I got older as long as they are not constant with it, I don’t mind. But if I smell a certain smell, I’ll tell her……yo, you need to go to the restroom soon and there will be NO Zod tonightMan Yall Silly... Did she lift her leg or something?
Its a damn Fart ... All these Fartless Niggas on BGOl. acting like a fart is the end of the world
I would've busted a U-ee, dropped her off at her place and sped off with the windows down to get some fresh air.
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Yeah ... a simple fart is not a problem but bubble guts is a no no !
It’s definitely the end of the world if a bitch farts. I don’t care how fine she is. We doneMan Yall Silly... Did she lift her leg or something?
Its a damn Fart ... All these Fartless Niggas on BGOl. acting like a fart is the end of the world
I told her chick this and she said I was wrong for it, but I can't see how.
I'm not sexist. Or should I say I'm not that sexist. But don't fart in front of me. I understand a laughing 'it snuck out' fart. But don't just be cutting loud farts around me.
Go to the bathroom. Go upstairs, excuse yourself somehow, but just don't fart in front of me
I don't have many rules, but that's one. I'm going to do the same. No one needs that kind of turn off even though it's a natural body function
I'm not sexist. Or should I say I'm not that sexist. But don't fart in front of me. I understand a laughing 'it snuck out' fart. But don't just be cutting loud farts around me.
Go to the bathroom. Go upstairs, excuse yourself somehow, but just don't fart in front of me
I don't have many rules, but that's one. I'm going to do the same. No one needs that kind of turn off even though it's a natural body function
If I am really desperate, I would just put on a condom and a gas mask and pound away
so you went on a date with Pinky and still didn't smash
My ex used to fart around me, but they were odorless and little "cute" farts. She had hemorrhoid surgery when she was younger and it took away some of ability to clinch her sphincter. ( Let the jokes begin)
It honestly didn't bother me.
It was all the other shit about her that got on my fucking nerves.....lol.
It honestly didn't bother me.
It was all the other shit about her that got on my fucking nerves.....lol.
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Exactly...pretty women don't fart, they poot.
OP...was it silent? Did she act like she didn't do it?
Perhaps he should've trapped it in a Ziploc bag and let us analyze it lol.
Ugly women fart cute chicks poot.