Vote 4 Clayizaiken for MOST HATED on BGOL!!!

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ladies and germophobes of BGOL!!!
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I come to bury hatchets, not to raise them.

Recently a thread was started asking to name the "Most Hated on BGOL", and subsequently one of the people who would qualify for such a title decided to create a similar thread with a poll titled "MAST HATED ON BGOL"...

The poll OP's lack of spellcheck and accountability for his own shortcomings of affability aside, I found myself added to the hallowed rogues gallery of elite "heels" of this fair message board. And thus, rather than wallow in misery or angst about such odious recognition, verily I shall embrace it! And thus my campaign speech herewith has commenced, asking that you find it in your dark hearts to cast a vote not for Blunt, nay neither Trash Man, nay neither Acur, Doglife, HNIC nor RedSox, but rather for yours untruly!

Here is a listing of my platform and some of my campaign promises to you, fair BGOL, if elected....





















































as per usual, I thank you for your time, bid you hypocritical bitch-ass niggas a fond FUCK YOU and an adieu.

please, resume your proceedings...
 
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