Old Man Toys: Good Lawd....Hasbro Unveils $700 Self-Transforming Optimus Prime Robot on-going

jack walsh13 · Jul 24, 2023

playahaitian said:
I tried to be slick an "accidentally" play this vid during family movie night

As my wife promptly sucked her teeth that baby of mine said...

"Mommy isn't that a whole lot of numbers for a toy for daddy?"

I said why is that a daddy toy?!

You started smiling like a new episode of Bluey came out when the dinosaur was dancing.

And mommy looked at you like she looks at me when she is gonna say no way José.

And then you never get it and you watch more videos talking about the old time days when you were a kid. And we all feel bad your so old

That's a daddy toy alright.

Wife wasn't havin' it huh cuzzo. :roflmao:

playahaitian · Jul 24, 2023

jack walsh13 said:
Wife wasn't havin' it huh cuzzo.

Nope.

And that little girl even turned on me.

Saying "my toys don't have that many zeros daddy"

Pimpslap Slim · Jul 24, 2023

ViCiouS said:

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

jack walsh13 · Jul 26, 2023

playahaitian said:
Nope.

And that little girl even turned on me.

Saying "my toys don't have that many zeros daddy"

That's why it's best to just do it cuzzo. Don't ask.

playahaitian · Jul 26, 2023

jack walsh13 said:
That's why it's best to just do it cuzzo. Don't ask.

Imma have to hide it and use it only in my privacy.

It would be like when I was a kid and watch porn on the beta max when my parents went out

Nah f*ck that

I have my pride.

Imma live vicariously thru yall

jack walsh13 · Jul 26, 2023

playahaitian said:
Imma have to hide it and use it only in my privacy.

It would be like when I was a kid and such porn on the beta max when my parents went out

Nah f*ck that

I have my pride.

Imma live vicariously thru yall

ViCiouS · Jul 26, 2023

playahaitian said:
Imma have to hide it and use it only in my privacy.

It would be like when I was a kid and such porn on the beta max when my parents went out

Nah f*ck that

I have my pride.

Imma live vicariously thru yall

playahaitian · Jul 26, 2023

ViCiouS said:

Bro?

Girl dad here. I just paid that on medical bils

I accepted my fate a LONG time ago

You carry on for me....

dbluesun · Jul 26, 2023

jack walsh13 said:
All wives do bruh. Spend dat shit!!!! I'm bout ta get an $8000 digital piano and I wish my wife would blink when she see da muthafucka!!!!!

tell her it was the piano or this chick

$moneyPit$ · Jul 26, 2023

Sloboogie said:
My wife is gonna gimmie hell for the money I'm bout to spend...lol

Man All I do Is make sure all my responsibilities are taken care of, the bills paid, the kids are good, there's food on the table, and If you really wanna get fly with It, get her something or do something for her and then just come In with what you want. She shouldn't be able to say nothing or If she does her argument would be invalid.

jack walsh13 · Jul 27, 2023

dbluesun said:
tell her it was the piano or this chick

ViCiouS · Jul 27, 2023

jack walsh13 said:

damn...

jack walsh13 · Jul 27, 2023

ViCiouS said:
damn...

fu2 · Aug 15, 2023

Man what in the complete fuck. If this dude didn't stumble on to some Holy Grail shit just for $200. I would have lost it. And I've caught so great deals on Craigslist list over the years. But man. This shit right here!!!

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playahaitian · Aug 16, 2023

fu2 said:
Man what in the complete fuck. If this dude didn't stumble on to some Holy Grail shit just for $200. I would have lost it. And I've caught so great deals on Craigslist list over the years. But man. This shit right here!!!

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