mENS rULES

[MASTERBAKER]

The Guys' Rules*******************
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules "
From the female side.


Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!


1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining because you leave it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, You probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as SEX, NASCAR, the shotgun formation,
or BASEBALL.


1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

 

[Duece]

lol

 

[modagr8]

Take ur time brotha, take ur time

 

[mcguyver]

This is gonna be interesting.

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

I actually like this.Well except

1. Crying is blackmail.

1.Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

 

[femmenoire]

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Hahaha! Round is a shape girl!

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

Hahaha! Round is a shape girl!

.

Dam that,if I am in shape your ass better be in shape. Technically round is a shape but

 

[femmenoire]

.

Dam that,if I am in shape your ass better be in shape. Technically round is a shape but

Believe me, you are in much better shape than I am.

 

[mcguyver]

I actually like this.Well except

1. Crying is blackmail.

1.Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

I aint falling for that shit. I saw some of your pics. I see something round alright........AVATAR.

 

[SinaminDelite]

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Dam that,if I am in shape your ass better be in shape. Technically round is a shape but

Co-sign!

 

[Iron]

 

[Pussy Krook]

I agree with rule number 1

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

Believe me, you are in much better shape than I am.

My body might be but.I am not in shape,I get out of breath going up the stairs girl.

 

[Manbot26]

I agree with rule number 1

I was like wow the guy couldn't think of any other numbers.. He also wrote it in pink of all colors..

 

[GreedySmurf]

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

 

[HoneyDip]

that shit is funny... some of its true though lol

 

[Brown Bear]

Believe me, you are in much better shape than I am.

Shut that shit up, Femme. Aside from those that think they're still funny (GDFOLKS), there isn't a screen name on this piece that would think you need to get "in shape."

Matter of fact, BOTH OF Y'ALL need to calm that shit down. Y'all both secksy as hell, we'll leave it at that!

that shit is funny... some of its true though lol

All that shit is true. For Black men substitute NASCAR with {random gaming console/technology in general} and baseball with Basketball ​

 

[SlyMinx]

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

LIKE SITTIN ROUND BUCK ASS NAKED,GRABBIN DICK, PUTTIN ON A SEXY SHAKE DON'T SAY ENOUGH

WHAT'S THE POINT OF ASKING IF YOU CAN'T HEAR HALF THE TIME!!!