I'd love to hear your experience... Thanks in advace, ladies.
he had decorated my entire apartment like it was my birthday! There was a big I missed you banner and everything. That was the sweetest.
Talk: I prefer a crude "Girl I can't wait to fuck the shit out of you!" than a love letter
"Will you marry me?" then slid the diamond ring on my finger.
Ahhhh I love it when my boo says...
"Girl you sure know how swallow my dick and french braid my ball hair with your tongue"
My booo is soooo romantic
Ahhhh I love it when my boo says...
"Girl you sure know how swallow my dick and french braid my ball hair with your tongue"
My booo is soooo romantic
Oh, my damn... Is this you and your man here? lol!
Ahhhh I love it when my boo says...
"Girl you sure know how swallow my dick and french braid my ball hair with your tongue"
My booo is soooo romantic
Oh, my damn... Is this you and your man here? lol!
The nicest thing that any guy has done for me was my homey that I'll call M.
We met a week before my thyroidectomy. When I told him about the cancer he said, "We're going to be ok".
Anyway he hung out with me every day before my surgery and during my recovery. We had a blast. Even during my withdrawal period of thyroid hormone where I was extremely depressed and suicidal. He met my parents the day I came home and they liked him.
He is one of the most down to earth dudes I've ever met, incredibly good looking but loves, loves, loves, loves to laugh.
When he moved back to MS, we would play chess online pretty much daily.
I miss ya M and am forever indebted to you.
Oh and this was all strictly platonic!
Oh man, come the fuck on nigga. Miss me with that dick shit. Fucking up the whole flow of the convo man. Shit.
M is on a whole other level from most cats... why only platonic?
He moved like 2 months after we met.
1- You did see the word 'Ladies' in the title right?
2- You do realize you're SOL, not BGOL, right?
3-
Fuck all that bullshit. I am not romantic at all. It disgusts me. Any time a man has said romantic things it has been pure lies and bullshit. Can't even think of anything any of them have done outside of fucking.
this world's all an empty gesture
this world's maya's spinning wheel
this world's all an empty gesture
this world, nothing here is real
The nicest thing that any guy has done for me was my homey that I'll call M.
We met a week before my thyroidectomy. When I told him about the cancer he said, "We're going to be ok".
Anyway he hung out with me every day before my surgery and during my recovery. We had a blast. Even during my withdrawal period of thyroid hormone where I was extremely depressed and suicidal. He met my parents the day I came home and they liked him.
He is one of the most down to earth dudes I've ever met, incredibly good looking but loves, loves, loves, loves to laugh.
When he moved back to MS, we would play chess online pretty much daily.
I miss ya M and am forever indebted to you.
Oh and this was all strictly platonic!
Done: I had a really big function the night of my ex's birthday. It was something that I had to attend, so I asked him if he would come as my guest. He had a big project for his major to finish, so said he would just be working on that until I was done with my event. The big night comes, and my ex surprises me by showing up with a big bouquet of flowers, dressed to the nine! Little did he know, I also had a surprise scavenger hunt that night that would lead him to me, naked, in a hotel suite
Said: Same ex from above, taking a cue from Andre 3000's "The Prototype" song, told me "You're the one." when we were considering marrying each other. If you remember the song correctly, the lyrics say..." I hope that you're the one...if not, you are the prototype." I just gushed hearing that! It's not the best thing, but it was truly romantic to me...
My first boyfriend did not have a lot of money. One day he told me he was going to get some new tires for his car. He needed those tires badly because the tread was totally worn off. When he showed up at my house I was expecting him to have the tires, instead of buying the tires he bought me some pearl earrings that came in a sea shell. I remember thinking how wonderful it was that he put me before himself.
An ex-boyfriend told me to meet him at a very expensive inn. When I got there rose pedals were all over the room. He had champagne, strawberries and whipped cream. He had already filled the hot tub and everything was so lovely. He presented me with a beautiful engagement ring. I don't have to tell yall what we spent the rest of the night doing. We ended up calling off the engagement, but I never forgot the way he proposed.
My second ex-husband was a very thoughtful. Every week while we were dating he would bring me a gift. It would be stuffed animals, flowers, candy, etc. One day he told me to leave the house for a few minutes. While I was gone he hung this huge painting of a black woman sitting on a couch reading a book on my living roon wall. On our one month wedding anniversary he sent a huge basket full of all kinds of goodies to my job. I had so much stuff that I needed my co-workers to help me carry it out to my car. If he got home before I did he would run bubble baths for me. Let me stop thinking about all the nice things he did, I may become tempted to call him.
One of the nicest things a man has ever said to me was said a few weeks ago by a good male friend. We have been friends for over three years. He decided that we should be in a relationship. He called me and told me that he loved me and even if I didn't love him and didn't want to be with him he would love me anyway and still be there for me no matter what. He said I was his best friend and went on for about 15 minutes telling me what I meant to him. The things he said to me were more heartfelt than anything my ex-husbands ever said and it did touch my heart. Unfortunately, I don't love him the way a woman needs to love a man in order to sustain a relationship but I did appreciate the gesture.
Ahhhhh, the bad old days.
and what the fuck exactly is that nasty tied up flat cracka dick?
that shit looks like chitlins
exactly. keep that nasty kind of shit on BGOL.Eww...
exactly. keep that nasty kind of shit on BGOL.
I know. I can at it too. I'm just saying its still nasty.I would never post that on BGOL... even in the context of a joke. You say ... SinaminDelite says ... to each their own. It's a joke.
I know. I can at it too. I'm just saying its still nasty.
"if I knew you had kids I probably wouldn't have gave you my number"
Damn. Been there myself... Sounds like great memories, though.