GTA Online: The Doomsday Heist Official Trailer

[TheFuser]

Gotta give credit to the 360 Bell Boys for putting me on the Tank stealing shit (back when the tanks were OP). Cargobobbing those tanks and putting them on skyscraper roofs used to get them PISSED!

Gotta have your choppa suit on if you're gonna cargobob a tank!

 

[TheFuser]

Remember when the tow truck was a garage vehicle? Who was that who used to tow people's cars?

Not to mention cargo bobbing peoples cars on top of skyscrapers or on one of them small ass islands

That towing cars shit used to freeze the whole fucking server on PS3. Niggas used to see their cars flying by on the truck and then have their shit lag out.

 

[TheFuser]

Jerry canning cars was fun as fuck too when the owner had to pay for it. Someone would get shot out of their car, Blue dots would swarm on the white dot while someone else was on top of the car dumping gasoline on it. We were fucking savages.

 

[THE DRIZZY]

Jerry canning cars was fun as fuck too when the owner had to pay for it. Someone would get shot out of their car, Blue dots would swarm on the white dot while someone else was on top of the car dumping gasoline on it. We were fucking savages.

The jerry canning shit was comedy. In the early days jerry canning kept you out of the bad sport lobby as well.

 

[spider705]

Remember when the tow truck was a garage vehicle? Who was that who used to tow people's cars?

Not to mention cargo bobbing peoples cars on top of skyscrapers or on one of them small ass islands

We cargobobbed tanks... We had got deadly at sniping somebody out of their tank, or even worse have the mugger pull them out of their tank... Then me or ghost would swoop in

I don't know if it was me or ghost that did it... But we scooped up somebody while he was in his tank... Buddy was HEATED

 

[BenQ]

Gotta give credit to the 360 Bell Boys for putting me on the Tank stealing shit (back when the tanks were OP). Cargobobbing those tanks and putting them on skyscraper roofs used to get them PISSED!

Gotta have your choppa suit on if you're gonna cargobob a tank!

4 years later this guy still wearing a helmet
i forgot who said this but somebody said fuser always wearing a helmet cause he doesn't want to get ock

 

[TheFuser]

4 years later this guy still wearing a helmet
i forgot who said this but somebody said fuser always wearing a helmet cause he doesn't want to get ock

I think it was Will that said that shit.

 

[SecondxSon]

Honorable Mention
PS3: BK/Dreboi beef, Billion dollar bounties, Sticky tank trap up the ramp was born
360: LadyWiz chivalry, BlindLoneWolf stories
XB1: BK/Camp beef, TH3 Agents, InTheMind cock blocking throwing a wrench in the clam jam.

 

[LSN]

Honorable Mention
PS3: BK/Dreboi beef...

I absolutely hated that muthafucka but my style of play came from him fucking w/ me

 

[spider705]

360: BlindLoneWolf stories

I have never in my life laughed as hard as I did when this dude told us the story about the time he attempted to kill a mouse that was in his cousin's restroom...

My soul left my body

 

[sherminator]

That's what @sherminator (job4life) used to say all the time after he do some fly shit...

"This is MY movie, sir..."

Hey it’s my movie when I’m shinning

Remember when the tow truck was a garage vehicle? Who was that who used to tow people's cars?

Not to mention cargo bobbing peoples cars on top of skyscrapers or on one of them small ass islands

Dude we used to have the cargo bob on deck, cap a nigga out his whip or tank then snatch they shit and put it on a roof then they’d have to leave the lobby to get they shit, shit when we used to have the i forget his name, but he was hell with the helicopter, he used to fly to the air force base snatch a tank with the cargobob and drop it on the opposing crews area and it would wreck shop

Jerry canning cars was fun as fuck too when the owner had to pay for it. Someone would get shot out of their car, Blue dots would swarm on the white dot while someone else was on top of the car dumping gasoline on it. We were fucking savages.

Man burning niggas shit was our lick, we used to burn a nigga shit up infront of him and dare him to retaliate

Honorable Mention
PS3: BK/Dreboi beef, Billion dollar bounties, Sticky tank trap up the ramp was born
360: LadyWiz chivalry, BlindLoneWolf stories
XB1: BK/Camp beef, TH3 Agents, InTheMind cock blocking throwing a wrench in the clam jam.

 

[spider705]

You talking about Izzy, @sherminator...

That was our air support... That mufucca get in a jet and take out everything flying... Dude was ICE COLD in that fuckin jet...

I recruited him one night after we had a damn hour long cat and mouse game trying to kill each other... Him in a chopper and me on foot... I asked him if he was any good in a jet, he got one and cleaned out the lobby... Them was the days when the only way to take out a jet was with another jet... pray you get lucky with a sniper... Or every now and again DQ or Cousin Slick would pop one with a tank... When he got down with BGOL it was a wrap you wasn't getting away from us... He'd shoot you down them we'd swarm you...

 

[sherminator]

You talking about Izzy, @sherminator...

That was our air support... That mufucca get in a jet and take out everything flying... Dude was ICE COLD in that fuckin jet...

I recruited him one night after we had a damn hour long cat and mouse game trying to kill each other... Him in a chopper and me on foot... I asked him if he was any good in a jet, he got one and cleaned out the lobby... Them was the days when the only way to take out a jet was with another jet... pray you get lucky with a sniper... Or every now and again DQ or Cousin Slick would pop one with a tank... When he got down with BGOL it was a wrap you wasn't getting away from us... He'd shoot you down them we'd swarm you...

Yeah Izzy dude was funny as fuck, but yes he was the truth in the air

 

[chrislee]

The update should be going live in about 3 hours.

 

[godofwine]

Boy...We wanted that smoke witchu ninjas, BAD... Or I know I did... I'm not gonna lie, I used to message slim and tell him to start some shit just so I could test you and obay and Leroy...

I. Stayed. READY!

I wish they would have opened it up for cross play... That would have been EPIC... East vs West All Star Game...

Cross-play would have been cool as fuck because not too many bgol cats are on PS4, all y'all fuckers are on Xbox One...damn it

I got a cool crew of guys who I run with, though and we get on Party Chat and just clown. What somebody fucks with us we handle that shit

 

[godofwine]

Seriously, how many of y'all are on PS4?

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

I see Lester in the trailer,wonder if there will be a Trevor cameo..

 

[TheFuser]

There's an orbital cannon?

"Invest in the Orbital Weapons System, and for a fixed price you can push the big red button and rain hell on any spot of land or sea that invokes your displeasure."

Niggas definitely would've used that against us as we posted up and wreaked havoc at LSC.

 

[TheFuser]

• Orbital Cannon $900,000 - Situated within the War Room you’ll find a large circular table displaying a real-time satellite feed of Los Santos. Once booted up, you’re given three options; at no cost, you can snoop around the map, spying on other players. Or you can target them, manually or automatically, with the absurdly wonderful orbital cannon. Targeting manually is a bit more tricky as the reticle moves relatively slowly, while Automatic Targeting allows you to select a player from a list for an assured kill. As you’d expect from an ‘orbital cannon’, the effects are devastating; a beam which resembles a bolt of lightning plummets from the sky, devastating everything and anyone nearby. If you’re targeted, your kill screen simply reads Obliterated. Understandably, the orbital cannon comes with a hefty cool-down and cost (half a million for manual, $750k for automatic targeting

 

[godofwine]

 

[LSN]

^^^ where is that...is that a yacht?

 

[godofwine]

^^^ where is that...is that a yacht?

Nah man. That's at the new spot. That is in the garage where your jetpack and all your cars are

 

[xxironxx]

Lol this is a good week on the game 4 me. Came off of communication ban yesterday. The update today and my nigga come home Friday from his year bid. Its going down. Go fuck around and be back in bad sport by Sunday

 

[godofwine]

I have to leave for work, but I bought the jet pack, the DeLorean, and the car that goes underwater. I only had a chance to test out the underwater car. Seemed a bit clumsy at first and I haven't had a chance to figure it out yet but you could shoot torpedoes

 

[chrislee]

Lol this is a good week on the game 4 me. Came off of communication ban yesterday. The update today and my nigga come home Friday from his year bid. Its going down. Go fuck around and be back in bad sport by Sunday

You really shouldn't get banned if you're trying not too. Most people are going to be in the air with the most recent updates.

 

[chrislee]

• Orbital Cannon $900,000 - Situated within the War Room you’ll find a large circular table displaying a real-time satellite feed of Los Santos. Once booted up, you’re given three options; at no cost, you can snoop around the map, spying on other players. Or you can target them, manually or automatically, with the absurdly wonderful orbital cannon. Targeting manually is a bit more tricky as the reticle moves relatively slowly, while Automatic Targeting allows you to select a player from a list for an assured kill. As you’d expect from an ‘orbital cannon’, the effects are devastating; a beam which resembles a bolt of lightning plummets from the sky, devastating everything and anyone nearby. If you’re targeted, your kill screen simply reads Obliterated. Understandably, the orbital cannon comes with a hefty cool-down and cost (half a million for manual, $750k for automatic targeting

So you can use it on a bounty or on someone who ran across the map.

 

[TheFuser]

So you can use it on a bounty or on someone who ran across the map.

That's the way it sounds. But it's not worth it for a bounty. Spending 600k to make 9k. Unless you're like @spider705 ass and still somehow sitting on Billions

 

[TheFuser]

Homie on se7evsins said he dropped 43mil on everything including Warstock, Vehicle and upgrades, the new bunker and the Avenger.

 

[spider705]

Lol this is a good week on the game 4 me. Came off of communication ban yesterday. The update today and my nigga come home Friday from his year bid. Its going down. Go fuck around and be back in bad sport by Sunday

Man I'm surprised I didn't go on communication ban after last night...

I started going in on this dude last night and somehow the subject changed to me possibly being his dad... I had this dude so frustrated he didn't know what to do with himself. He'd mention something and I'd be like "son I'm proud of you... Great job in life... Sorry things didn't work between your mother and I..."

Then another dude from that clip I made where I blew up everything while he was trying to get free cheese in and out of passive, I told him to meet me at the beach for a 1v1 but I never went... He was like "you coming or not?" I kept telling him "hold up I'm on my way damn!"

 

[spider705]

That's the way it sounds. But it's not worth it for a bounty. Spending 600k to make 9k. Unless you're like @spider705 ass and still somehow sitting on Billions

Only 400 million...

I feel broke

 

[xxironxx]

Only 400 million...

I feel broke

this mf here!!! Lol
i think I'm at 17m. I am broke

 

[TheFuser]

this mf here!!! Lol
i think I'm at 17m. I am broke

I'm hovering around 15M and trying to pick and choose shit to buy like...

 

[papi68]

I'll bet this is why my son stayed home from school today

 

[godofwine]

That's the way it sounds. But it's not worth it for a bounty. Spending 600k to make 9k. Unless you're like @spider705 ass and still somehow sitting on Billions

I WAS sitting on $81M before this update thanks to the "Money drop" late last month from some Aussie dude.

This guy had a capture where you kill Buzz Light-year looking dudes and get $10k. After 30 minutes you got millions. It was dead after the third day but by then I had made well over 50 million. Didn't know about this update so I bought all of the airplanes and still had 81 million left over.

This morning before I left for work I got the new spot near Chumash, a jetpack, a DeLorean & a submarine car. I'm leaving work early to go play... leaving in 30 min...I'm not feeling well (government job benefits)

 

[BenQ]