Damon Dash "I Dropped Kanye West"
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Damn Dash is the only African American to ever get 40 acres and a mule.
Dame used to smut out Stage's Wifey when she was just Stage's girlfriend
Dame made the Kool Aid mascot fix his wall after he broke in and said "Oh Yeah!"
Dame can restore Skin Diamond's virginity and innocence
Dame told Kenny Rogers to fold em
Dame once went to prison and made Adebisi, Half Dead, Nasty Nate Fleece, and Toss Salad Man wash his underwear
Dame made the Kool Aid mascot fix his wall after he broke in and said "Oh Yeah!"
Dame can restore Skin Diamond's virginity and innocence
Dame told Kenny Rogers to fold em
Dame once went to prison and made Adebisi, Half Dead, Nasty Nate Fleece, and Toss Salad Man wash his underwear
Dame owns UPS that's why he hangs out there part time
Dame invented race cars, lasers, airplanes
Dame's imdb page is edited to let others shine
Dame was on the Nile river before it was the spot
Dame timed his de mummification to coincide with the social media age,
in his tomb were two upside down Armadale bottles and a gold like button.
I paid a copyright fee(dame bucks) for posting his name in this thread
Dame invented race cars, lasers, airplanes
Dame's imdb page is edited to let others shine
Dame was on the Nile river before it was the spot
Dame timed his de mummification to coincide with the social media age,
in his tomb were two upside down Armadale bottles and a gold like button.
I paid a copyright fee(dame bucks) for posting his name in this thread
The "holy grail" that they were searching fro in The Da Vinci code was really Dame Dash.
Spike Lee smokes a Dame Dash joint
Dame advised former BGOL poster freaky1 to lurk after his girlfriend got exposed
Dame once signed a 1 day NBA contract and not only did he shoot perfect from the field, from the line, and had zero turnovers; he recorded the first ever quintuplet double
Dame once signed a 1 day NBA contract and not only did he shoot perfect from the field, from the line, and had zero turnovers; he recorded the first ever quintuplet double
Dame Dash hid the ark of the covenant.
Dame Dash gave Constantine the idea to make a sword pointed down the symbol of European churches.
Dame is the reason Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao never fought
Damn has never contracted an STD, although he's had sex with more women than Wilt Chamberlain
Dame is the reason why there's cream in the Oreo cookies (pause)
Dame Dash is the reason soap operas are so bright and glossy.
Dame read the 48 Laws of Power and added 52 more
Dame Dash killed the last of the Mohicans. 
Dame Dash knows the secret of the Sphinx.
Hulk Hogan says his prayers and eats his vitamins because of Dame
Dame taught Mr. Myagi "wax on, wax off"
Dame taught Mr. Myagi "wax on, wax off"
Dude tore down the money of the Bank of USA and replaced them with Dame Dash federal reserve notes.
I prayed to Dame Dash and now these ho's are loyal.
Dame Dash started the chuckg1 password!
Dame Dash taught Chuckg1 how to post.
Dame was the hairstylist for Sherman Hempsley
Dame can understand the parents speaking on the Peanuts cartoon.
Dame knows Penny's last name on Big Bang Theory
Dame knows "Who let the Dogs out?"
Dame knows Penny's last name on Big Bang Theory
Dame knows "Who let the Dogs out?"
LL was caught eating Dame Dash cookies
Dame can unthunk a Glunk
Jesus was persecuted for saying Dame's name in vain.
Dame doesn't need a Parachute, the parachutes uses dame to land