Gentlemen, I am going to tell you a well known secret...known to vets worldwide. You can be as
ugly as dog shit..but when u don those
choker whites, dress blues, and service dress blues....There is no female that will say no to half the game u throw at her unless she wearing the same uniform u r. even then, I used the magic of the chokers to bag bad USAF(maxwell afb i see ya), USCG(new orleans I see ya), and USA(ft benning..I see ya) chicks....had to mission scrub the USMC(little creek/norfolk well...u know) chick after I found out she was my XO's niece...LOL
true story: After I got commissioned, Me and 2 friends from high school decided we were going to show up at high school homecoming in the choker whites
(navy) and them in the dress blues (
USMC). We waited right until the the middle of the 2nd qtr when everyone was there..had the hook up on the prime seats down front (thanks to my sister)...we walked in and I mean everything stopped. The shit was surreal..like that pamela anderson discovery moment at the football game. We sitting in the stands like movie stars. Honeys young and old were coming up to us like ..yeah gotta get some of that! I mean the program director came up and asked if WE wanted to be in the homecoming court. My homeboy told him no thanks.
But right after the game was over, we had more numbers than we knew what to do with. My mom's former friend, (a former teacher--read:undercover freak) even came up all hot and bothered.
she didnt even recognize me. I thought about hitting it for a hot minute then was like hell no..that bitch talk too much n word'll get back to the folks. BUT i did grudge fuck this chick monique who ran track with me in high school and thought her shit didnt stank...personally, I dissproved that theory and then some. (no i didnt hit the pooper) but I tried to kill the pussy at the mozzy wozzy. She called a brother the next day talking that do u have a girl, we should get together more often type BS...I was on that ole back then u didnt want me, now im hot u all on me.............. MIKE JOOOOONNNNNEEESSS! and hung up in her face
shoulda kept her on the team, bc the face n body was definitely banging but pride wouldnt let me!
..stupid pride!