Dear Onyx,
On behalf of the members of BGOL/SOL I would like to thank you for the portions of the story you have provided for our reading pleasure
but....
IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASS IN HERE PRONTO WITH THE CONCLUSION TO THE STORY, THERE IS GONNA BE NOTHING BUT PROBLEMS AND MISUNDERSTANDINGS! I MEAN DO YOU REALLY EXPECT US TO BE ABLE TO WAIT UNTIL MONDAY? WE HAVE JOBS, FAMILIES AND LIVES THAT ARE SUFFERING BECAUSE OF OUR LOW ATTENTION SPAN! YOU KNOW WHERE THAT ATTENTION IS AT? HMMM...DO YA? IT IS HERE....IN THIS THREAD.
MAKE IT HAPPEN CAPTAIN!
With love,
jucurious
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