You've been dating this chick for 6 months....

[bionicbrown]

You've been dating this chick for 6 months....

Body is banging.

Sex is banging.

She can cook.

She keeps the house clean.

Never gives you any problems.

You feel you can talk to her about anything.

You feel like she's a kindred spirit.

Things are getting serious, you think she might be the one.





THEN you wake up one morning, open your eyes, look over at her and you see:

What would you do??

 

[mcguyver]

You need your ass beat for posting this bitch.

 

[g0nbad real bad]

If it takes you 6 months to see her without all that clown polish you wanted to be fooled.

 

[Knuckles666]

The phrase “Black don’t crack” does not apply here!

 

[TooTrilla]

All that makeup????

 

[b-stro]

Exactly y i never dealt with makeup wearin bitches.

 

[blaze]

Fuck it. If all the rest of that stuff is true, cuff the hell outta that woman. Them pretty, non-cooking, back stabbing bitches will be fucking all kinds of dudes on you. This chick here gone ride till the wheels fall off.

 

[Mr.Mojo]

I'm not ashamed to say..I'd say ..nigga what happen to you?! Then I'd run to the mirror and make sure I wasn't cursed either.

 

[the artist]

I've never been a fan of women in makeup. She'd do good not gettin stole on. Who let you in here nukka!

 

[380snubnose]

im headed to jail.for assault an battery the way im gonna whip this bitch ass

 

[vertigo]

how, in 6 months have you not ONCE seen her first thing in the morning without her "face" on?

isn't finding out shit like this what dating is FOR?

Imagine if Marcus had waited 6 months to pull up the damn covers on ole girl's feet in boomerang.... nah, he checked that shit after the first night together!

 

[CPT Callamity]

It's a set up!

 

[Temujin]

I got 9 other bitches so she just gonna have to keep the make up on when we fucking. And no spending the night. If the body banging and the sex is banging she may get moved to the d league but I won't cut her. I got fly bitches if I want to go out so if she has some unique qualities I'll keep her around. She gonna have to cover up them flaws though. Shit I fucked a chick with scoliosis with the fire coochie so Im a savage. lol

 

[killagram]

I got 9 other bitches so she just gonna have to keep the make up on when we fucking. And no spending the night. If the body banging and the sex is banging she may get moved to the d league but I won't cut her. I got fly bitches if I want to go out so if she has some unique qualities I'll keep her around. She gonna have to cover up them flaws though. Shit I fucked a chick with scoliosis with the fire coochie so Im a savage. lol

Ain't that a bad back...? Spine curvature? How you fuck her from the back... Kinsfolk?

 

[kain]

 

[Charlemagne]

i'd never have gotten past the contacts and the wig. i dont deal with wigs or contacts or fake asses. and if she has breast implants, they need to be perfect.

 

[Temujin]

Ain't that a bad back...? Spine curvature? How you fuck her from the back... Kinsfolk?

Yeah man her shit was like an S but she had a fat ass and titties so when I balled her ass up you couldn't tell. I was trying to straighten that back out with the long strokes. Back shots I had my foot on her neck so it worked for me.

 

[killagram]

Yeah man her shit was like an S but she had a fat ass and titties so when I balled her ass up you couldn't tell. I was trying to straighten that back out with the long strokes. Back shots I had my foot on her neck so it worked for me.

My nigga....no cut...all raw

 

[sammyjax]

Fuck it. If all the rest of that stuff is true, cuff the hell outta that woman. Them pretty, non-cooking, back stabbing bitches will be fucking all kinds of dudes on you. This chick here gone ride till the wheels fall off.

Y'all boys wild lol

 

[CPT Callamity]

I bet you her name is Grace or Constance.

 

[Diomedes3000]

You need your ass beat for posting this bitch.

Exactly ban that nigha!

 

[killagram]

I bet you her name is Grace or Constance.

I thank her name is Thomasina..brah

 

[cashwhisperer]

I thank her name is Thomasina..brah

Jheri McWilliams from Laurel, MS

But she go by KiKi Mac when she puts the make-up on

 

[doe moe]

You know her mental is fucked up!

She living a double life.

Her psyche has to be twisted, guys treating her one way with makeup then another way without.

Even if she gets a man she has to break him in gently with her natural look.

 

[Ceenote]

I get it... but it wouldnt take me 6 months before i seen through that shit!! But umm still..i play along.. im out!! Chick butt ugly!!

 

[killagram]

I get it... but it wouldnt take me 6 months before i seen through that shit!! But umm still..i play along.. im out!! Chick butt ugly!!

Brah...say he gone act like he don't know..lmao..brah

 

[camdion1]

Somebody screenshot the poll results because I ain't participating

 

[big enos burrnet]

Throwing the bitch out George Jefferson style....

 

[bionicbrown]

Somebody screenshot the poll results because I ain't participating

 

[heavyhand]

Bitch wouldn't catch me, I like to take these hoes to the beach for date that way I get scope out the body and see her without makeup

 

[The Plutonian]

That’s a dude! Post reported!

 

[godofwine]

If it takes you 6 months to see her without all that clown polish you wanted to be fooled.

To quote the dearly departed DMX

There was somethin' that I just had to see
That you wanted me to see so I could be what you wanted me to be
And I think I've seen it, 'cause I don't feel the same
Matter of fact, I know I've seen it, I can feel the change

 

[Mo-Better]

I bet you her name is Grace or Constance.

That looks more like Grace or Consequences.

 

[bgbtylvr]

I would be out on any woman at the wig. I do not like or condone weave or any kind; that would have saved any man on earth that 6 months. The makeup was the second dead giveaway, but like I say all the time, these hoes win because men will fuck anything.

 

[djkidrich]