A kind of ridiculous trend has popped up with folks and it's hot on social media called, "We listen and we don't judge."
Well let's do a BGOL version.
Funny story:
A buddy of mine and I had the 20:00-00:00 pier sentry one duty day on Norfolk Naval Base. Just after the watch started, some chief came up the pier from one of the ships and screamed at my shipmate and I, loudly berating us for not standing at attention and are caps being crooked, before going back to his ship.
About 10 minutes later, one of the finest women I've ever seen in my life, a VERY sexy Blasian (Black/Asian) with amazing natural assets up top and below, showed her ID and went down the pier. An hour later, she walked up with that same chief, they kissed on the end of the pier and he walked back to his ship.
5 minutes later, she comes back and looks at my boy who just stared. "You gonna come over and talk to me or you just gonna stare?"
"But, wasn't..." he said.
"Yeah, that's my husband. So what?" she retorted.
This was in 1998, before cell phones. She would call our ship asking for him when her husband had duty, and she'd go see her husband, and pick up my boy to smash after her husband went back to the ship.
A few weeks later, her husband's ship went on a 6-month deployment, and my boy LIVED in that house with her for 5.5 months!
She moved a huge dresser to the front room and told him to put all of his clothes he took off in there so there was no chance of any straggling clothes around the house. My boy even drove the Chief's Porsche to and from work, so he got the GOOD parking spots.
2 weeks before her husband's ship was due to come back, My boy moved all his clothes out and continued to stay there every night.
The day her husband's ship was due to arrive, my boy and I had line handlers (ships pier side had to donate sailors to tie incoming ships to the pier). When she got there, she did the ole "come here" finger wag at my boy, they went to the Porsche and she gave my dude to completion (she swallowed), and They went back to wait on the ship's arrival.
When the ship docked, as you know E7 and above are the first ones off the ship, and as soon as the ladder was installed, that chief rushed off she ship and passionately tongue kissed his wife and my boy just looked at me, laughed, and said:
"See, I've been fucking that Chief's wife for 6 months, driving his car, and everything. I'm usually not that kinda dude. I'm saved, and I know Jesus.
"But that chief screaming 6 inches from my face for 5 whole minutes like I'm his bitch or something...nah, fuck that. Be careful who you scream at, homie. That's why I fucked your bitch."
He ended it with the perfect 2PAC opening line from "Hit em up," smiled and walked onboard our ship the USS Estocin.
Well let's do a BGOL version.
Funny story:
A buddy of mine and I had the 20:00-00:00 pier sentry one duty day on Norfolk Naval Base. Just after the watch started, some chief came up the pier from one of the ships and screamed at my shipmate and I, loudly berating us for not standing at attention and are caps being crooked, before going back to his ship.
About 10 minutes later, one of the finest women I've ever seen in my life, a VERY sexy Blasian (Black/Asian) with amazing natural assets up top and below, showed her ID and went down the pier. An hour later, she walked up with that same chief, they kissed on the end of the pier and he walked back to his ship.
5 minutes later, she comes back and looks at my boy who just stared. "You gonna come over and talk to me or you just gonna stare?"
"But, wasn't..." he said.
"Yeah, that's my husband. So what?" she retorted.
This was in 1998, before cell phones. She would call our ship asking for him when her husband had duty, and she'd go see her husband, and pick up my boy to smash after her husband went back to the ship.
A few weeks later, her husband's ship went on a 6-month deployment, and my boy LIVED in that house with her for 5.5 months!
She moved a huge dresser to the front room and told him to put all of his clothes he took off in there so there was no chance of any straggling clothes around the house. My boy even drove the Chief's Porsche to and from work, so he got the GOOD parking spots.
2 weeks before her husband's ship was due to come back, My boy moved all his clothes out and continued to stay there every night.
The day her husband's ship was due to arrive, my boy and I had line handlers (ships pier side had to donate sailors to tie incoming ships to the pier). When she got there, she did the ole "come here" finger wag at my boy, they went to the Porsche and she gave my dude to completion (she swallowed), and They went back to wait on the ship's arrival.
When the ship docked, as you know E7 and above are the first ones off the ship, and as soon as the ladder was installed, that chief rushed off she ship and passionately tongue kissed his wife and my boy just looked at me, laughed, and said:
"See, I've been fucking that Chief's wife for 6 months, driving his car, and everything. I'm usually not that kinda dude. I'm saved, and I know Jesus.
"But that chief screaming 6 inches from my face for 5 whole minutes like I'm his bitch or something...nah, fuck that. Be careful who you scream at, homie. That's why I fucked your bitch."
He ended it with the perfect 2PAC opening line from "Hit em up," smiled and walked onboard our ship the USS Estocin.
