Shit when I was really young(I think 19) and stupid I was fukkin this dude's wife down in a college town in Louisiana. He was army and was stationed in NC.
She basically hit on me at a frat party to kick shit off and didn't let me know she was married at first.
She eventually told me that she was married but 26 year old pussy to me at that time was a dream come true. She kept telling me she and her husband were having problems.
Anyway, about a month into it one night, I'm asleep over at her apartment(like I said, I was young and stupid) and her phone rings. She says it's her husband at a payphone and he's already driven by the apartment and he can tell somebody's in the house with her.
I called my boy and he and two of my other podnuhs all hopped in a car. I had no ride at that time. She was basically "chauffering my ass back and forth to her crib whenever she wanted some dick". Those were her exact words. Did I say I was young and stupid?
While I'm waiting on my ride, her husband swings back by and starts trying to kick the damn door in. I'm not the least bit ashamed to say I was a scared bitch at this point.
Anyway, she went outside and talked to her husband(crazy right?). She came back in and said he agreed to drive around for 15 minutes and that I had better be gone when he got back.
My boys came and scooped me up, we dipped, and about a week later, the bitch started coming to my dorm room. I fukked her a couple of times after that on campus, never realizing that her husband could have followed her to my room. Young and stupid.
She eventually stopped coming around when I told her I had a girlfriend my age and that we were getting serious(a lie). That may have been the only smart thing I did the whole time I was fukking with her.
She came back around once more that I know of when I was out of my room and slipped some naked pictures of herself under my door(I guessed it was she who slipped the pictures under my door anyway)but I never called her and she finally gave up.
Anyway, for all of yall with or without Colin Powell syndrome, the moral of the story is,
"Don't do it!!! It ain't worth it and can get your ass killed!!!"
