You ever been on a date with a broad and she had to take a shit?

[Dr. Truth]

I remember I took out this Japanese jawn to eat Italian food. For desert we ordered crem brûlée . Just an FYI all Asians are lactose intolerant. Literally 10 minutes after eating while waiting for the check she gets up and runs to the bathroom. She didn’t say a word just ran. 5 minutes later I walked back to the bathroom to check on her and heard massive amounts of water splashes and flatulence. She refused to come out the bathroom out of embarrassment. That was the last time I saw her.

 

[Tiger_Hood]

I was at a Latina’s home getting it in. Afterwards got up to pee and there was a 10 inch turd sitting in the toilet!
Never called her back after that!

 

[havelcok]

My ex
First time she spent the time in my place
She blocked up the toilet
I remember it was raining and had to walk to go buy a plunger

 

[The Untouchable GDFOLKS]

Nasty birches

 

[Dr. Truth]

 

[BAG]

So how long yall niggas need to be with a chick to establish its ok to blow up my toilet rule after you hit for the first time?

 

[doggish_098]

My ex
First time she spent the time in my place
She blocked up the toilet
I remember it was raining and had to walk to go buy a plunger

I just spit my soda out . How pissed was you walking in the rain

 

[The Plutonian]

Yea, a few of these stories or when you be stabbing em in that puss and go deep in their bowels and they let go a huge angry fart....something about that just makes a mofo shrink up.

On another note I had to take a massive shit at one girls house and it sounded like two grizzly bears westling. After I came out ol girl just looked at me me like Man you ok? I was like it feels like two squirrels running around in my damn stomach. I got no play. She came by a few months later and gave me some pussy.

 

[Madrox]

 

[godofwine]

I just spit my soda out . How pissed was you walking in the rain

About as pissed at Oran Juice Jones

 

[Soul On Ice]

Yes. On a weekend trip we were in a little motel room like a super 8. It was a hot day in LA and I had left along to pick up takeout food.
Upon returning to our room I walked into a smell what was a seemingly a mix of refried turd sandwich that was also dipped in chitlin flour.
This hoe apparently took a shit with the door open because she was scared and also didn't open the window because she was afraid.

Needless to say I didn't eat nor skeet that night.

 

[callbacc]

This Thread is funny as hell

 

[yureeka9]

This wasn't a date but I was working in a remote National Park in Arizona with a female coworker and I guess her lunch didn't sit well with her because she was like "pull over I need a minute". Now we're truly in the middle of nowhere Organ Pipe Cactus National Park on the Mexican border. She walks to the rear of the car, squats behind the bumper and lets it all flow! Chick had the squirts something awful with no toilet paper! She was panicking until I told her "just use your socks". We knocked off early that day and the rest of the trip was very awkward!

 

[4 Dimensional]

Of course humans would be embarrassed about something they can’t control.

 

[LSN]

"just use your socks"

LMAOOOOOOO!

 

[keith6]

 

[PsiBorg]

Chick had the squirts something awful with no toilet paper! She was panicking until I told her "just use your socks". We knocked off early that day and the rest of the trip was very awkward!

My good Sir,
If you were any kind of gentleman with good breeding, you would have presented your socks to that damsel in her time of distress. At the very least one of them. You have proven to us that you are indeed a selfish individual with no manners. A rouge. It was quite fortunate for her that she even wore socks that day. I shudder to think, what if she wore nylons or god forbid sandals?

So, I guess it goes without saying that there's truly no chivalry on the Mexican border... You sir, are indeed no gentleman... Good day! I said, Good Day!
LOLOLOL

 

[dadamaja]

I was at a Latina’s home getting it in. Afterwards got up to pee and there was a 10 inch turd sitting in the toilet!
Never called her back after that!

 

[Eli_Porter]

I was at a Latina’s home getting it in. Afterwards got up to pee and there was a 10 inch turd sitting in the toilet!
Never called her back after that!

Youre in her home and she forgot to flush the toilet and because of that you never called her again?

It’s disgusting to go out with a woman who shits. If I ever find out that a woman ever took a shit in her lifetime, I’m dumping her.

 

[REDLINE]

Youre in her home and she forgot to flush the toilet and because of that you never called her again?

It’s disgusting to go out with a woman who shits. If I ever find out that a woman ever took a shit in her lifetime, I’m dumping her.

So I guess it’s “Men Only” for you huh?

 

[Z MONSTER]

I hit this "classy" secretary at my job. We were at a Holiday Inn. After I bust she went into the bathroom to pee. She ripped a long fart while she was in there and I was like

 

[Dr. Truth]

Youre in her home and she forgot to flush the toilet and because of that you never called her again?

It’s disgusting to go out with a woman who shits. If I ever find out that a woman ever took a shit in her lifetime, I’m dumping her.

 

[Dr. Truth]

This wasn't a date but I was working in a remote National Park in Arizona with a female coworker and I guess her lunch didn't sit well with her because she was like "pull over I need a minute". Now we're truly in the middle of nowhere Organ Pipe Cactus National Park on the Mexican border. She walks to the rear of the car, squats behind the bumper and lets it all flow! Chick had the squirts something awful with no toilet paper! She was panicking until I told her "just use your socks". We knocked off early that day and the rest of the trip was very awkward!

Lmbaoooooooo

 

[yureeka9]

My good Sir,
If you were any kind of gentleman with good breeding, you would have presented your socks to that damsel in her time of distress. At the very least one of them. You have proven to us that you are indeed a selfish individual with no manners. A rouge. It was quite fortunate for her that she even wore socks that day. I shudder to think, what if she wore nylons or god forbid sandals?

So, I guess it goes without saying that there's truly no chivalry on the Mexican border... You sir, are indeed no gentleman... Good day! I said, Good Day!
LOLOLOL

 

[bgbtylvr]

Where I live now, previous owners remodeled that bathrooms. A broad can’t go in there and not wanna shit. I’m cursed. “Be right back!” is a goddamn lie. When I see em get up and ask where it is, I know to just get ready for blue balls. My joint is dookie central mane. The walk of shame be serious. “Ummm...is it okay if we raincheck this night?”
Yeah, I know what happened in there. Go’n home.
Bitches exit my shit like the witness stand.

 

[Mixd]

This wasn't a date but I once went to shoot this CAC escort for boudoir pics in a very upscale hotel.

The second I walked in... BAM it hit me, she had to of taken a shit b4 I got there and the entire time I was there for more than an hour, the smell was lingering. Not sure if was farting after or what, but she never even said 'shit' about it or made an awkward gesture.

Never forget that day. I was dying to get some fresh air when I left.

 

[PsiBorg]

 

[tallblacknyc]

A stripper on her way home begged me could she stop by my crib to take a s hit cause she know she couldn't make it home in time... I m very territorial when it comes to my bathrooms especially when it comes to taking shits.. Shorty knew that and offered me 30 bucks.. I said ok and let her use my bathroom...after that I was like well since you here minus whale kill 2 birds with 1 stone... Ended up getting head and money for her shitty situation..unloaded in her mouth

 

[Dr. Truth]

A stripper on her way home begged me could she stop by my crib to take a s hit cause she know she couldn't make it home in time... I m very territorial when it comes to my bathrooms especially when it comes to taking shits.. Shorty knew that and offered me 30 bucks.. I said ok and let her use my bathroom...after that I was like well since you here minus whale kill 2 birds with 1 stone... Ended up getting head and money for her shitty situation..unloaded in her mouth

 

[playahaitian]

A stripper on her way home begged me could she stop by my crib to take a s hit cause she know she couldn't make it home in time... I m very territorial when it comes to my bathrooms especially when it comes to taking shits.. Shorty knew that and offered me 30 bucks.. I said ok and let her use my bathroom...after that I was like well since you here minus whale kill 2 birds with 1 stone... Ended up getting head and money for her shitty situation..unloaded in her mouth

your not a businessman...

Your a BUSINESS, man.

 

[2 ONE 3]

A stripper on her way home begged me could she stop by my crib to take a s hit cause she know she couldn't make it home in time... I m very territorial when it comes to my bathrooms especially when it comes to taking shits.. Shorty knew that and offered me 30 bucks.. I said ok and let her use my bathroom...after that I was like well since you here minus whale kill 2 birds with 1 stone... Ended up getting head and money for her shitty situation..unloaded in her mouth

King shit

 

[mrdiego2020]

So how long yall niggas need to be with a chick to establish its ok to blow up my toilet rule after you hit for the first time?

Of course humans would be embarrassed about something they can’t control.

thank you!!! if she has to go to the bathroom then so be it.its natural.so fellas its cool for you to go tot he bathroom but not a female right? ol shallow hal niggas

 

[The Plutonian]

The other thing I never understood is just cause we fuck or fucking don’t mean I want to see your ass drop a duece in front of me. Or piss while you on the damn commode relieving yourself. I know you gotta take a shit sometime and pee but that is a turn off to me. And if you fart dammit don’t act like it’s me MF mf be tooting in their sleep sometimes

 

[xxxbishopxxx]

This wasn't a date but I once went to shoot this CAC escort for boudoir pics in a very upscale hotel.

The second I walked in... BAM it hit me, she had to of taken a shit b4 I got there and the entire time I was there for more than an hour, the smell was lingering. Not sure if was farting after or what, but she never even said 'shit' about it or made an awkward gesture.

Never forget that day. I was dying to get some fresh air when I left.

Chick was a paid ho. She didn't have shit to be embarrassed about.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[Pworld297]

The comedy in this thread. ...