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Ya'll ever have dusty niggas try to get over on you? (Business owners only)

Soul On Ice

Soul On Ice

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So one of my businesses I run is business cards and flyers. I get a call from this one nigga telling be he need some cards and photos for his avon and fake pitbull puppy breeding business.
I meet with this Dirty nigga outside of his "office" which is actually in his grandmamas garage. I'm like he aint got no Cake. Look at the dirty nigga and just shake my head KNOWING he aint gonna pay me one penny, but just in case I get to shooting (cant judge a brotha by his cover, plus he had a scraggly beard and Mecca gear on in 2019 so he obviously needed a break in life).

After like 45 mins of shooting him with that stank colognes and mutts, I wrap up and decide to help my brother out. I say I usually charge $250 per session (prints included), but I' m gon help him out and bill him only $50, playa price because I know damn well this nigga aint got no cake.

He like "lemme ask my grandma for money. She at the bingo hall, so just email me the prints and I'll cash app you the money when she get back tonight."

I'm like cool brah, but I know this nigga gonna try to get over, so I finna put a big ass water mark over his shit when i email his ass. Tired of hooking up these dirtbag ass niggas
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tallblacknyc said:
Bwahaaaa this is the remix
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Shit been funny since 9:00 this morning and aint showing no signs of slowing down. Yall are crazy af.:roflmao:
 
One young lady hired me to play a Samsung promotion at Macys. I quoted her $180 which was about half of my normal asking price for this kind of event. She told me Samsung was cutting her a check later which I accepted because that's pretty normal for a corporate client. She calls me back a week later saying she got robbed in the Castro. Knowing her crazy ass she probably went to a local bar, got so shitfaced and belligerent that all her friends walked out and had someone dip into her purse while she was alone. It certainly wouldn't be the first time. It also wasn't the first time I had to chase her for a check. Eventually I blocked her.

Another guy hired me to play a strongman competition. The night before he calls up saying he hired me as a favor to the promoter. I'm supposed to come downtown after the gig and he'll pay me. So I go to the bar, dude shows up 2 hours after we agreed to meet and hands me a bag of weed. I'm like "no. I had to pay $50 just to get there and back. I need cash for this." He takes me to an ATM, stopping to talk to at least 5 people on the way there and takes out $200. I take the money, the weed and bounce. Shit took nearly 3 hours.

Another cat hired me to play his birthday party in the back room of a bar. I set up, play from 12-6 AM and go to him for my money. Catch him right as he's walking out the door. He's like "It's my birthday. I thought you were gonna hook me up". I talk to the bar manager and let him know that he has to pay me or I'm not coming back. The next day they finally cashed me out.

I'm glad to give people player prices and preferential service, especially if they helped me get in the game, but over time I've learned that if you don't charge market rate then 9 times out of 10 folks are going to try to get over or act janky the next time they see you.

With that said though, practically all of my customers pay on time and in full. Usually with a generous tip. Race has had nothing to do with a customer's honesty or generosity.
 
Soul On Ice said:
So one of my businesses I run is business cards and flyers. I get a call from this one nigga telling be he need some cards and photos for his avon and fake pitbull puppy breeding business.
I meet with this Dirty nigga outside of his "office" which is actually in his grandmamas garage. I'm like he aint got no Cake. Look at the dirty nigga and just shake my head KNOWING he aint gonna pay me one penny, but just in case I get to shooting (cant judge a brotha by his cover, plus he had a scraggly beard and Mecca gear on in 2019 so he obviously needed a break in life).

After like 45 mins of shooting him with that stank colognes and mutts, I wrap up and decide to help my brother out. I say I usually charge $250 per session (prints included), but I' m gon help him out and bill him only $50, playa price because I know damn well this nigga aint got no cake.

He like "lemme ask my grandma for money. She at the bingo hall, so just email me the prints and I'll cash app you the money when she get back tonight."

I'm like cool brah, but I know this nigga gonna try to get over, so I finna put a big ass water mark over his shit when i email his ass. Tired of hooking up these dirtbag ass niggas
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Nigga you wrote all this hoe ass shit for attention from niggas you dont know or will ever met. You really "clowned" this nigga @DirtyCake
 
Dannyblueyes said:
One young lady hired me to play a Samsung promotion at Macys. I quoted her $180 which was about half of my normal asking price for this kind of event. She told me Samsung was cutting her a check later which I accepted because that's pretty normal for a corporate client. She calls me back a week later saying she got robbed in the Castro. Knowing her crazy ass she probably went to a local bar, got so shitfaced and belligerent that all her friends walked out and had someone dip into her purse while she was alone. It certainly wouldn't be the first time. It also wasn't the first time I had to chase her for a check. Eventually I blocked her.

Another guy hired me to play a strongman competition. The night before he calls up saying he hired me as a favor to the promoter. I'm supposed to come downtown after the gig and he'll pay me. So I go to the bar, dude shows up 2 hours after we agreed to meet and hands me a bag of weed. I'm like "no. I had to pay $50 just to get there and back. I need cash for this." He takes me to an ATM, stopping to talk to at least 5 people on the way there and takes out $200. I take the money, the weed and bounce. Shit took nearly 3 hours.

Another cat hired me to play his birthday party in the back room of a bar. I set up, play from 12-6 AM and go to him for my money. Catch him right as he's walking out the door. He's like "It's my birthday. I thought you were gonna hook me up". I talk to the bar manager and let him know that he has to pay me or I'm not coming back. The next day they finally cashed me out.

I'm glad to give people player prices and preferential service, especially if they helped me get in the game, but over time I've learned that if you don't charge market rate then 9 times out of 10 folks are going to try to get over or act janky the next time they see you.

With that said though, practically all of my customers pay on time and in full. Usually with a generous tip. Race has had nothing to do with a customer's honesty or generosity.
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God damn! :smh:

You be needin to stop doing nigga business with dushty ass muhfuckas, mayne! :smh:

They shouldn't give you another damn dime until you learn yo lesson and stop doin nigga business with these dushty ass niggas and white goddam devils, mayne....

Come on down to the temple of Allah off Hiram 1555 Blvd in L.A. Come to the back, a the password is "Gits yo hands outta my pockits" and ask for the Bgol troll, Lee "Koga" Muhammad. Bring a bean pie and chicken milk, from chicken breshts. And $5,000! :yes:

I will educate you on how to stop letting these sorry ass dushty niggas fuck you over. And what to do when they try! You need but one tool. An AK-47, a good aim, and a willing to blow these muhfuckas brains out will give you but a TASTE of the power of Allah who came to us in the person of one Master Fard Muhammad to whom All holy praise is due forever! :yes:

To you, I offer two classes. The first one is how aim and shoot. The second class covers how to rob and pistol whip, and torture mothafuckas when they fuck around with dropping off your money, in your muhfuckin hand. The other class is how fuck up a muhfucka and clean up the scene of a crime, how to plant the evidence on your side bitch's husband, and how to incinerate a body, so the procecutor looks like an ass in court.


Bow to Mecca, in service to one Master Fard Muhammad and
I will teach you the game youngin! :cheers:
 
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kogalee_muhammad said:
Good damn! :smh:

You be needin to stop doing nigga business with dushty ass muhfuckas, mayne! :smh:

They shouldn't give you another damn dime until you learn yo lesson and stop doin nigga business with these dushty ass niggas and white goddam devils, maybe....

Come on down to the temple of Allah off Hiram 1555 Blvd in L.A.
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I rarely have these problems anymore. in fact, that was pretty much everybody who's ever done me dirty in the last 3 years.

Once people realize that they can't get over they either come correct or hire somebody who's just as janky as they are.
 
Dannyblueyes said:
I rarely have these problems anymore. in fact, that was pretty much everybody who's ever done me dirty in the last 3 years.

Once people realize that they can't get over they either come correct or hire somebody who's just as janky as they are.
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Well. Clearly, you been reading the
Holy Korean written by one Master Fard Muhammad!

Play on playa! I'm here if you need a bean pie, some chicken milk or got $5,000 so you can enroll in any of my classes above or just want to know how to fuck up a motherfucker that tries to fuck with ya!

I just don't like seeing good Mooshlum potential getting messed over by some fuck niggas! :smh:
:cheers:
 
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Dannyblueyes said:
One young lady hired me to play a Samsung promotion at Macys. I quoted her $180 which was about half of my normal asking price for this kind of event. She told me Samsung was cutting her a check later which I accepted because that's pretty normal for a corporate client. She calls me back a week later saying she got robbed in the Castro. Knowing her crazy ass she probably went to a local bar, got so shitfaced and belligerent that all her friends walked out and had someone dip into her purse while she was alone. It certainly wouldn't be the first time. It also wasn't the first time I had to chase her for a check. Eventually I blocked her.

Another guy hired me to play a strongman competition. The night before he calls up saying he hired me as a favor to the promoter. I'm supposed to come downtown after the gig and he'll pay me. So I go to the bar, dude shows up 2 hours after we agreed to meet and hands me a bag of weed. I'm like "no. I had to pay $50 just to get there and back. I need cash for this." He takes me to an ATM, stopping to talk to at least 5 people on the way there and takes out $200. I take the money, the weed and bounce. Shit took nearly 3 hours.

Another cat hired me to play his birthday party in the back room of a bar. I set up, play from 12-6 AM and go to him for my money. Catch him right as he's walking out the door. He's like "It's my birthday. I thought you were gonna hook me up". I talk to the bar manager and let him know that he has to pay me or I'm not coming back. The next day they finally cashed me out.

I'm glad to give people player prices and preferential service, especially if they helped me get in the game, but over time I've learned that if you don't charge market rate then 9 times out of 10 folks are going to try to get over or act janky the next time they see you.

With that said though, practically all of my customers pay on time and in full. Usually with a generous tip. Race has had nothing to do with a customer's honesty or generosity.
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You strike me as a person who eats a lot of artichoke dip........true?
 
kogalee_muhammad said:
Well. Clearly, you been reading the
Holy Korean written by one Master Fard Muhammad!

Play on playa! I'm here if you need a bean pie, some chicken milk or got $5,000 so you can enroll in any of my classes above or just want to know how to fuck up a motherfucker that tries to fuck with ya!

I just don't like seeing good Mooshlum potential getting messed over by some fuck niggas! :smh:
:cheers:
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Best way to fuck up a janky customer is to stop taking their gigs. I got a good rep and there's no shortage of people that want me to play for them.

By the way, I hope your toasting me with a glass of non-alcoholic goat piss. Not good to make Allah angry.
 
Dannyblueyes said:
Best way to fuck up a janky customer is to stop taking their gigs. I got a good rep and there's no shortage of people that want me to play for them.

By the way, I hope your toasting me with a glass of non-alcoholic goat piss. Not good to make Allah angry.
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Sorry to disappoint. I'm drinking pure water from a water filter. If you wish to drink goat piss, bear semen, skunk squirt, everclear mixed with gasoline, benzene, turpentine, and clearly this is your disgusting habit, then that is your business. Have you a nice glass of Clorox to drink, and take you a nap afterwards. I can guarantee you that you will never again have to worry about people fuckin you over like a street prostitute in a mens prison. :cheers:
 
My tenants (Black) are 3 months behind on rent, they emailed me talking about "Grace and Mercy" I sent them an eviction notice.............
 

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