WOW. Trump just bragged about his big you-know-what on live TV. How unpresidential!
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Sorry, Donald! Scientists say finger size really does correlate to penis size
BYKERI BLAKINGER
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Friday, March 4, 2016, 9:45 AM
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Too short for this ride?
Just a little tip for aspiring politicians: Size really does matter.
Finger size, that is.
The size of Trump’s manhood has been a hot debate topic of late, ever since rival GOP contender Marco Rubio said that Trump’s small fingers mean he’s got a small something else.
TRUMP DEFENDS THE SIZE OF HIS HAND AT REPUBLICAN DEBATE
It sounds like total junk science, but there is a correlation between hand size and penis size — it’s just not the correlation you’d expect.
According to a 2011 study in theAsian Journal of Andrology, guys with shorter index fingers than ring fingers are not as well endowed as guys with bigger index fingers.
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The study was conducted on men who were hospitalized for urological surgery. While the men were knocked out, scientists — with consent, of course — measured their junk.
Strange as it may sound, there’s actually a scientific explanation for this bizarre correlation.
Prenatal testosterone levels affect both penis size and finger length, the researchers note.
The politicians’ public penis parley began last month at a Rubio rally.
“He’s always calling me ‘little Marco,’” the Florida senator said.
Scientists have found a correlation between finger length ratios and penis size.
“I’ll admit he’s taller than me. He’s like 6-foot-2, which is why I don't understand why he has hands the size of someone who's 5-foot-2. Have you seen his hands? And you know what they say about men with small hands?”
The crowd roared in approval and Rubio waited for them to quiet down and added: “You can’t trust 'em!”
On Thursday, Trump fired back at Rubio’s attacks on his package during a debate.
Despite Rubio’s cover-up that the comment reflected on the candidate’s trustworthiness, Trump said the implication was that “if they’re small, something else must be small.”
He continued, “I guarantee you there's no problem.”
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Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio shows off his lengthy digits.
If Spy magazine editor Graydon Carter is right, though, there may be.
Back in the 1980s, the magazine referred to Trump as a “short-fingered vulgarian.”
The thin-skinned businessman won’t let that jibe go and to this day still sends Carter pictures of himself with his hands circled in gold Sharpie and a message, “See, not so short!”
Three decades later, Carter stands by his assertion, as he explained in a 2015Vanity Fairarticle. The nominee’s digits, he says, are “actually, quite short."
kblakinger@nydailynews.com
BYKERI BLAKINGER
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Friday, March 4, 2016, 9:45 AM
SHARE THIS URL
Too short for this ride?
Just a little tip for aspiring politicians: Size really does matter.
Finger size, that is.
The size of Trump’s manhood has been a hot debate topic of late, ever since rival GOP contender Marco Rubio said that Trump’s small fingers mean he’s got a small something else.
TRUMP DEFENDS THE SIZE OF HIS HAND AT REPUBLICAN DEBATE
It sounds like total junk science, but there is a correlation between hand size and penis size — it’s just not the correlation you’d expect.
According to a 2011 study in theAsian Journal of Andrology, guys with shorter index fingers than ring fingers are not as well endowed as guys with bigger index fingers.
VIEW GALLERYDonald Trump's public feuds
The study was conducted on men who were hospitalized for urological surgery. While the men were knocked out, scientists — with consent, of course — measured their junk.
Strange as it may sound, there’s actually a scientific explanation for this bizarre correlation.
Prenatal testosterone levels affect both penis size and finger length, the researchers note.
The politicians’ public penis parley began last month at a Rubio rally.
“He’s always calling me ‘little Marco,’” the Florida senator said.
Scientists have found a correlation between finger length ratios and penis size.
“I’ll admit he’s taller than me. He’s like 6-foot-2, which is why I don't understand why he has hands the size of someone who's 5-foot-2. Have you seen his hands? And you know what they say about men with small hands?”
The crowd roared in approval and Rubio waited for them to quiet down and added: “You can’t trust 'em!”
On Thursday, Trump fired back at Rubio’s attacks on his package during a debate.
Despite Rubio’s cover-up that the comment reflected on the candidate’s trustworthiness, Trump said the implication was that “if they’re small, something else must be small.”
He continued, “I guarantee you there's no problem.”
Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio shows off his lengthy digits.
If Spy magazine editor Graydon Carter is right, though, there may be.
Back in the 1980s, the magazine referred to Trump as a “short-fingered vulgarian.”
The thin-skinned businessman won’t let that jibe go and to this day still sends Carter pictures of himself with his hands circled in gold Sharpie and a message, “See, not so short!”
Three decades later, Carter stands by his assertion, as he explained in a 2015Vanity Fairarticle. The nominee’s digits, he says, are “actually, quite short."
kblakinger@nydailynews.com
“Trump calls Rubio "Little Marco," Rubio calls him, "Big Donald."
British Gambling Site Is Now Taking Odds On How Small Trump's Manhood Is
By Colin Taylor
Posted on March 04 2016
Bookies in the United Kingdom, astounded by the puerile and childish display of proverbial dick-waving that was a prominent part of last night's Republican "debate," have begun offering bets about how big Donald Trump's "manhood" actually is, because this is the Internet and you can bet on literally anything.
Found on the esteemed site Paddy Power, which offers you the ability to place bet on a huge range of subjects, you too may win a fortune by guessing the size of Trump's tower - but judging by Trump's obsession with austentatious luxury, buildings of great size and the need to scrawl his name on everything like an insecure second-grader, his source of eternal frustration and drive to overcompensate is not as impressive as he would like us to believe. Otherwise, why else would he feel the need to defend himself so vehemently against Marco Rubio's immature cheap shots?
The site has not revealed how they will confirm the measurement.
As amusing as this story is, it represents the lowest point that American politics has ever sunk to. While we all kindof saw this coming, it's as mark of how absurd this presidential election has been that the general reaction seems to be "of course Trump talked about his penis." This isn't politics - it's entertainment, and while it might make for some excellent television, it reveals a frightening lack of sophistication and concern among American voters, who not only tolerate but celebrate this kind of ridiculous behavior.
Watch: Bill Maher Roasts Donald Trump, "Show Us Your D*ck Certificate!"
By Omar Rivero
Posted on March 05 2016
In this clip, Bill Maher takes Donald Trump to task for his insistence on bringing the size of his penis into center stage of the Republican Party's primary. Trump's efforts to convince the American people that he in fact does not have "small hands" and whatever might accompany small hands should tell you all you need to know about the state of the GOP these days; but their dysfunction makes for some excellent jokes.
"I couldn't believe this last night. In the FIRST TWO MINUTES OF THE DEBATE!" begins Maher. "Yeah, you know what they say about men with small hands - they put up tall buildings with their name on them! He actually came out there and said "I guarentee you there's no problem - over to you, Factcheck.org!"
Then Maher nails him with a zinger: "come on! Trump lies about everything else, we want to see some proof! You're the one that wanted to see Obama's birth certificate! SHOW US THE D*CK CERTIFICATE!"
Watch it here:
By Omar Rivero
Posted on March 05 2016
In this clip, Bill Maher takes Donald Trump to task for his insistence on bringing the size of his penis into center stage of the Republican Party's primary. Trump's efforts to convince the American people that he in fact does not have "small hands" and whatever might accompany small hands should tell you all you need to know about the state of the GOP these days; but their dysfunction makes for some excellent jokes.
"I couldn't believe this last night. In the FIRST TWO MINUTES OF THE DEBATE!" begins Maher. "Yeah, you know what they say about men with small hands - they put up tall buildings with their name on them! He actually came out there and said "I guarentee you there's no problem - over to you, Factcheck.org!"
Then Maher nails him with a zinger: "come on! Trump lies about everything else, we want to see some proof! You're the one that wanted to see Obama's birth certificate! SHOW US THE D*CK CERTIFICATE!"
Watch it here:
Apparently, this Hand-Size, Penis-Size Controversy is NOT NEW to TRUMP
Trump has endured comments about the size of his hands (and fingers) for years. Graydon Carter, editor of Vanity Fair and co-founder of Spy magazine, wrote a piece in 2015 gleefully recalling his decades-long trolling of the Republican candidate over his finger length:
http://www.snopes.com/hand-size-trump-debate/
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Trump has endured comments about the size of his hands (and fingers) for years. Graydon Carter, editor of Vanity Fair and co-founder of Spy magazine, wrote a piece in 2015 gleefully recalling his decades-long trolling of the Republican candidate over his finger length:
Like so many bullies, Trump has skin of gossamer. He thinks nothing of saying the most hurtful thing about someone else, but when he hears a whisper that runs counter to his own vainglorious self-image, he coils like a caged ferret.
Just to drive him a little bit crazy, I took to referring to him as a “short-fingered vulgarian” in the pages of Spy magazine. That was more than a quarter of a century ago.
To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump. There is always a photo of him—generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers. I almost feel sorry for the poor fellow because, to me, the fingers still look abnormally stubby. The most recent offering arrived earlier this year, before his decision to go after the Republican presidential nomination. Like the other packages, this one included a circled hand and the words, also written in gold Sharpie: “See, not so short!”
I sent the picture back by return mail with a note attached, saying, “Actually, quite short.” Which I can only assume gave him fits.
Just to drive him a little bit crazy, I took to referring to him as a “short-fingered vulgarian” in the pages of Spy magazine. That was more than a quarter of a century ago.
To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump. There is always a photo of him—generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers. I almost feel sorry for the poor fellow because, to me, the fingers still look abnormally stubby. The most recent offering arrived earlier this year, before his decision to go after the Republican presidential nomination. Like the other packages, this one included a circled hand and the words, also written in gold Sharpie: “See, not so short!”
I sent the picture back by return mail with a note attached, saying, “Actually, quite short.” Which I can only assume gave him fits.
http://www.snopes.com/hand-size-trump-debate/
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John Oliver on Donald Trump’s penis: ‘A Cheeto with the cheese dust rubbed off’
BYKERI BLAKINGER
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Updated: Monday, March 7, 2016, 9:35 AM
You'll never want to eat Cheetos again.
John Oliver told viewers Sunday evening that Donald Trump's penis is like a "Cheeto with the cheese dust rubbed off."
After pleading with people last week to #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain, this week the "Last Week Tonight" host put his stamp on the hottest topic of the GOP debate.
Famously, since Oliver's last show, Trump defended the size of his private parts when he responded to Marco Rubio's implication that he might have a small member. At Thursday's Republican debate, The Donald announced, "I guarantee you there's no problem."
After playing back the clip, Oliver responded in amused awe.
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During last week's Republican debate, Donald Trump defended the size of his manhood.
"That's right, Donald Trump just talked about his d--- during a presidential debate. A d--- which, I presume, looks like a Cheeto with the cheese dust rubbed off," he quipped.
Even though the real estate mogul is cleaning up in the primaries, Oliver said that the Republican Party is rejecting him "like a transplanted organ."
By way of example, he showed a clip of Mitt Romney insulting the Republican frontrunner and then moved on to Doug Heye, a Wall Street Journal contributor, telling CNN that nominating Trump would be like "an abortion" for the party and "the end of the Republican Party as we know it."
After his Trump-trashing fun, Oliver moved on to take a hard look at government or, as he put it, "sports for nerds."
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Specifically, he focused on an infrequently discussed governmental entity - special taxing districts. Special districts - like water districts, sewer districts or fire districts - are small government units created for a single purpose.
There are, according to a clip featuring University of Chicago Professor Christopher Berry, around 40,000 such districts and together they account for around $100 billion of spending.
The problem, Oliver explains, is that special districts - also known as "ghost governments" - have almost no accountability. A review in Kentucky found that 40% of special districts in the Bluegrass State didn't bother submitting required budgets. They operate with such opacity that voters might not even know how many special districts they live in.
"Think of a special district like a cult, it can take your money and you may not even be aware that you are in one," he said.
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John Oliver's fans may have trouble eating Cheetos after his comments.
"Although in a special district allowing the leaders to impregnate you is not mandatory no matter what the guy in charge of the library district says."
Some districts sound completely absurd. Litchfield, New Hampshire, for example, has a mosquito control district - run by just two men. Oliver cuts to a hilarious clip of the pair running a meeting in a completely empty room that they seem to pretend is full, even allowing time for public comment.
Not all districts are so conscientious, though. In Texas, the Isaacson Municipal Utility District has been billed for 13,721,200 of water every year for six years, which seems to indicate a clear lack of oversight. In Kentucky, a fire district was accused of using taxpayer money to buy flatscreen TVs, chewing tobacco and - despite being a fire department - fireworks.
Even when they're not being shady, special districts aren't always effective. Evergreen Park, Illinois, is in a county with five mosquito control districts intended to help prevent the spread of West Nile virus - and yet the mayor himself contracted West Nile. Oops.
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On Sunday night, John Oliver compared Donald Trump’s penis to “a Cheeto with the cheese dust rubbed off.”
In some cases, they're created almost out of thin air, such as a Texas district that was created after two people were paid to live in a trailer for nine months on vacant land in order to become the only two voters who could approve the creation of a special district in that area.
However, once a district exists, it can be hard to get rid of - especially in places like Kentucky where there's no process for dissolution.
"They're like Styrofoam packing peanuts or the enduring friendship of Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake," he quipped. "They'll be with us until the end of time."
BYKERI BLAKINGER
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Updated: Monday, March 7, 2016, 9:35 AM
You'll never want to eat Cheetos again.
John Oliver told viewers Sunday evening that Donald Trump's penis is like a "Cheeto with the cheese dust rubbed off."
After pleading with people last week to #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain, this week the "Last Week Tonight" host put his stamp on the hottest topic of the GOP debate.
Famously, since Oliver's last show, Trump defended the size of his private parts when he responded to Marco Rubio's implication that he might have a small member. At Thursday's Republican debate, The Donald announced, "I guarantee you there's no problem."
After playing back the clip, Oliver responded in amused awe.
During last week's Republican debate, Donald Trump defended the size of his manhood.
"That's right, Donald Trump just talked about his d--- during a presidential debate. A d--- which, I presume, looks like a Cheeto with the cheese dust rubbed off," he quipped.
Even though the real estate mogul is cleaning up in the primaries, Oliver said that the Republican Party is rejecting him "like a transplanted organ."
By way of example, he showed a clip of Mitt Romney insulting the Republican frontrunner and then moved on to Doug Heye, a Wall Street Journal contributor, telling CNN that nominating Trump would be like "an abortion" for the party and "the end of the Republican Party as we know it."
After his Trump-trashing fun, Oliver moved on to take a hard look at government or, as he put it, "sports for nerds."
VIEW GALLERYDonald Trump's public feuds
Specifically, he focused on an infrequently discussed governmental entity - special taxing districts. Special districts - like water districts, sewer districts or fire districts - are small government units created for a single purpose.
There are, according to a clip featuring University of Chicago Professor Christopher Berry, around 40,000 such districts and together they account for around $100 billion of spending.
The problem, Oliver explains, is that special districts - also known as "ghost governments" - have almost no accountability. A review in Kentucky found that 40% of special districts in the Bluegrass State didn't bother submitting required budgets. They operate with such opacity that voters might not even know how many special districts they live in.
"Think of a special district like a cult, it can take your money and you may not even be aware that you are in one," he said.
John Oliver's fans may have trouble eating Cheetos after his comments.
"Although in a special district allowing the leaders to impregnate you is not mandatory no matter what the guy in charge of the library district says."
Some districts sound completely absurd. Litchfield, New Hampshire, for example, has a mosquito control district - run by just two men. Oliver cuts to a hilarious clip of the pair running a meeting in a completely empty room that they seem to pretend is full, even allowing time for public comment.
Not all districts are so conscientious, though. In Texas, the Isaacson Municipal Utility District has been billed for 13,721,200 of water every year for six years, which seems to indicate a clear lack of oversight. In Kentucky, a fire district was accused of using taxpayer money to buy flatscreen TVs, chewing tobacco and - despite being a fire department - fireworks.
Even when they're not being shady, special districts aren't always effective. Evergreen Park, Illinois, is in a county with five mosquito control districts intended to help prevent the spread of West Nile virus - and yet the mayor himself contracted West Nile. Oops.
On Sunday night, John Oliver compared Donald Trump’s penis to “a Cheeto with the cheese dust rubbed off.”
In some cases, they're created almost out of thin air, such as a Texas district that was created after two people were paid to live in a trailer for nine months on vacant land in order to become the only two voters who could approve the creation of a special district in that area.
However, once a district exists, it can be hard to get rid of - especially in places like Kentucky where there's no process for dissolution.
"They're like Styrofoam packing peanuts or the enduring friendship of Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake," he quipped. "They'll be with us until the end of time."
The Artist Behind ‘Baby Dick’ Trump Pic Is Now Banned from Facebook
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Image courtesy Illma Gore.
Does this image offend you? If so, you're not alone. This NSFW rendering of Donald Trump with just a black bar over his manhood is the subject of a social media shit storm that resulted in the artist losing access to her Facebook account.
Illma Gore, a Los Angeles-based feminist artist, was inspired to create this painting while reading about the presidential candidate. She thought of the slogan, "You can be a massive prick, despite what is in your pants," and then used pastels to create imagery to represent her feelings. In the uncensored version, Trump is adorned with a micro-penis, also known in slang terms as a “baby dick.”
Shortly after posting the picture to a secret feminist Facebook group, the image began proliferating on Twitter, Instagram, and Snapchat, and receiving media attention from dozens of news outlets.
Not everyone is psyched about Trump's junk being all up in their feed, however. Shortly after she posted the painting on February 10, Facebook notified her that her account was being suspended temporarily. The site has since been intermittently blocking her for three day-periods for reposting the image. Why keep posting an image that is certain to get you banned? "I am doing it to rebuke censorship,” she said.
Monday afternoon, Facebook notified Gore that she temporarily lost her Facebook privileges again. The notice said the ban would last for 13 hours, but she’s been locked out for three days and doesn’t know when Facebook will renew her privileges.
Facebook’s terms of service prohibit content that is “pornographic” or “contains nudity.” Since the Trump image is carefully censored, Gore asked Facebook for clarification about its policies but has not received a response.
"I have not heard from Facebook, as of yet, I have reached out in regards to my freedom of speech. At this point I am randomly being banned over additional posts about my art work." Gore said.
The image has not been banned from Twitter, Tumblr, or the Facebook-owned Instagram.
EBay had similar concerns about the image and tried to block Gore from selling the original rendering (uncensored, with full frontal nudity) on the site, but eventually backed down, agreeing that it falls under the "art" category which does allow nudity. The eBay auction is at $1,300.00 as of this writing. Gore said she will donate a portion of the proceeds to homeless teens at a charity organization called Safe Place for Youth.
The continued controversy over the painting grabbed the attention of independent Bernie Sanders event organizers, who invited Gore to attend a VIP debate watching party with her painting Thursday at The Ace Hotel in downtown Los Angeles. She agreed to attend and will be displaying her original work in the lobby of the Theatre at the Ace Hotel during the event.
How is our potential President and Commander-In-Chief Donald Trump handling the hoopla? Gore says someone who identified as a member of Trump's legal team reached out by phone and told her to take the painting down or face legal action.
In response Gore made a free download of the image available for the public on her website www.illmagore.com.
Written by
Jenn Hoffman
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Image courtesy Illma Gore.
Does this image offend you? If so, you're not alone. This NSFW rendering of Donald Trump with just a black bar over his manhood is the subject of a social media shit storm that resulted in the artist losing access to her Facebook account.
Illma Gore, a Los Angeles-based feminist artist, was inspired to create this painting while reading about the presidential candidate. She thought of the slogan, "You can be a massive prick, despite what is in your pants," and then used pastels to create imagery to represent her feelings. In the uncensored version, Trump is adorned with a micro-penis, also known in slang terms as a “baby dick.”
Shortly after posting the picture to a secret feminist Facebook group, the image began proliferating on Twitter, Instagram, and Snapchat, and receiving media attention from dozens of news outlets.
Not everyone is psyched about Trump's junk being all up in their feed, however. Shortly after she posted the painting on February 10, Facebook notified her that her account was being suspended temporarily. The site has since been intermittently blocking her for three day-periods for reposting the image. Why keep posting an image that is certain to get you banned? "I am doing it to rebuke censorship,” she said.
Monday afternoon, Facebook notified Gore that she temporarily lost her Facebook privileges again. The notice said the ban would last for 13 hours, but she’s been locked out for three days and doesn’t know when Facebook will renew her privileges.
Facebook’s terms of service prohibit content that is “pornographic” or “contains nudity.” Since the Trump image is carefully censored, Gore asked Facebook for clarification about its policies but has not received a response.
"I have not heard from Facebook, as of yet, I have reached out in regards to my freedom of speech. At this point I am randomly being banned over additional posts about my art work." Gore said.
The image has not been banned from Twitter, Tumblr, or the Facebook-owned Instagram.
EBay had similar concerns about the image and tried to block Gore from selling the original rendering (uncensored, with full frontal nudity) on the site, but eventually backed down, agreeing that it falls under the "art" category which does allow nudity. The eBay auction is at $1,300.00 as of this writing. Gore said she will donate a portion of the proceeds to homeless teens at a charity organization called Safe Place for Youth.
The continued controversy over the painting grabbed the attention of independent Bernie Sanders event organizers, who invited Gore to attend a VIP debate watching party with her painting Thursday at The Ace Hotel in downtown Los Angeles. She agreed to attend and will be displaying her original work in the lobby of the Theatre at the Ace Hotel during the event.
How is our potential President and Commander-In-Chief Donald Trump handling the hoopla? Gore says someone who identified as a member of Trump's legal team reached out by phone and told her to take the painting down or face legal action.
In response Gore made a free download of the image available for the public on her website www.illmagore.com.
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