WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's
handsome, smart and
strong. One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call,
not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out
my chair and
opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me
a man who'll make
love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big
is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And
always be my very
best friend.
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MAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to snore and fart. I pray for a woman who will love me from the start no matter how much I stink and smell. I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac who will suck it its dry with huge tits and a jiggly behind.
Who owns a liquor store and can cook fried chicken. Who cleans up my mess and still makes be feel like a king. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit
OK I know your saying to yourself why did I read this but, like I said I don't give a shit!!!!
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's
handsome, smart and
strong. One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call,
not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out
my chair and
opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me
a man who'll make
love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big
is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And
always be my very
best friend.
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MAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to snore and fart. I pray for a woman who will love me from the start no matter how much I stink and smell. I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac who will suck it its dry with huge tits and a jiggly behind.
Who owns a liquor store and can cook fried chicken. Who cleans up my mess and still makes be feel like a king. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit
OK I know your saying to yourself why did I read this but, like I said I don't give a shit!!!!
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