VANCOUVER, Wash. – Just when I thought my day was going badly dealing with Google labeling us as an OMG! ATTACK SITE!11! yesterday, that chick that told police that a black woman threw acid in her face has now admitted she made the entire thing up. Why? Who knows. I guess Bethany Storro felt the best way to preach about Jesus on Oprah would be to rub acid on her face and then blaming it on an imaginary black woman. Vancouver police chief Clifford Cook said Bethany Storro admitted under police questioning that she lied but added she is “very remorseful.” I think a lot of people saw this coming after some of her story was being questioned, and especially after she cancelled her Oprah appearance. “She is extremely upset,” Vancouver police Commander Marla Schuman said. “In many ways, this got bigger than she expected.” She also added that there is probably a good chance that Storro will face a charge of filing a false police report and that prosecutors would probably take into account Storro’s fragile mental state. I hope not. Whether Storro meant for this to turn into a national news event or not, police spent a lot of time and money looking for this non-existent black woman while Storro made her television appearances and let the donations roll in. Had she not gotten tripped up by the physics of splash damage and those meddling homeless people, you can bet she’d been on Oprah accepting whatever charity that would have undoubtedly been given to her. Screw her. Let her do some jail. I have no sympathy for anyone experiencing the stinging backlash generated from their own, self-made drama. None at all.