who on here still roller skate...?
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Messed with a girl who went every week , she WAS fine. She like a lumpy bean bag now smh
yo i went skating last wed.for the first time in 27 yrs lol my brain was like it might take 30 min to a hr to get back where you was at 27 yrs ago but when i put the skates on i notice one thing was different.MY BRAIN IS A FREAKING LIE!! i put those skates on an i was like a new born baby horse.my legs was going all kind of ways man.2 hrs into baby horse walking on the carpet i took my first fall.let me tell you falling at 44 is totally different then falling at 23 lol i fell so hard lol people rushed to pick me up but i was like naw i am a man im not going out like that so i got up real fast and proceeded to horse walk for about another 45 min.then i made the biggest mistake and let my friend talk me into trying on some speed skates 
thinking it would be easier lol so i was hobbling back to my seat with these speed skates when this little kids came flying right at me and i didnt want to hit the lil kid so i TRIED to move to my right and i looked up and my feet was eye leveled with my head and in that moment i told my brain i hated him for telling me i can do this after 27 yrs of not skating.i mean i hit so freaking hard like 25 times harder than the first fall.soon as i hit i got numb and was kinda dazed for a few seconds.wrist wa on swole!!hips and legs was on swole!! man i took those skates off with the quickness and sat down for the rest of the night.lol just thought i would share that with the family thhat your brain do lie at times lol...
thinking it would be easier lol so i was hobbling back to my seat with these speed skates when this little kids came flying right at me and i didnt want to hit the lil kid so i TRIED to move to my right and i looked up and my feet was eye leveled with my head and in that moment i told my brain i hated him for telling me i can do this after 27 yrs of not skating.i mean i hit so freaking hard like 25 times harder than the first fall.soon as i hit i got numb and was kinda dazed for a few seconds.wrist wa on swole!!hips and legs was on swole!! man i took those skates off with the quickness and sat down for the rest of the night.lol just thought i would share that with the family thhat your brain do lie at times lol...
yo i went skating last wed.for the first time in 27 yrs lol my brain was like it might take 30 min to a hr to get back where you was at 27 yrs ago but when i put the skates on i notice one thing was different.MY BRAIN IS A FREAKING LIE!! i put those skates on an i was like a new born baby horse.my legs was going all kind of ways man.2 hrs into baby horse walking on the carpet i took my first fall.let me tell you falling at 44 is totally different then falling at 23 lol i fell so hard lol people rushed to pick me up but i was like naw i am a man im not going out like that so i got up real fast and proceeded to horse walk for about another 45 min.then i made the biggest mistake and let my friend talk me into trying on some speed skates
Man, keep going back out there. Your muscles will adjust and you'll be fine.
the kids want to go this wed im like i might just hold the wall if i do go.i know im never putting on those speed skate.its called speed skates for a reason lol im just realizing this.lol but thanks i'm gonna try it one more try next week.
Man, keep going back out there. Your muscles will adjust and you'll be fine.
yo i went skating last wed.for the first time in 27 yrs lol my brain was like it might take 30 min to a hr to get back where you was at 27 yrs ago but when i put the skates on i notice one thing was different.MY BRAIN IS A FREAKING LIE!! i put those skates on an i was like a new born baby horse.my legs was going all kind of ways man.2 hrs into baby horse walking on the carpet i took my first fall.let me tell you falling at 44 is totally different then falling at 23 lol i fell so hard lol people rushed to pick me up but i was like naw i am a man im not going out like that so i got up real fast and proceeded to horse walk for about another 45 min.then i made the biggest mistake and let my friend talk me into trying on some speed skates
nigga i am crying....
Not me. This one slim fine broad who let me take a turn years ago skated religiously. She stopped. Now she about 60lbs overweight 
I hadn't went skating for over thirty years, so the wife talks me into going about two years ago. My wife used to double dutch as well as skate, she's really active.
I pulled my skates out, get to rink and put them on. Shiiiiiit, I had issues standing up on the carpet. Wifey goes straight to the wooden floor, goes around a few times, then she starts skating backwards. I'm like damn.
I get to the floor, and I put my arms in front of me like Frankenstein. I go around a couple of times, I'm really timid though. Little kids are zooming by giving me the side eye like, "Get your old ass out the way Old Head!" LOLOL. I had to stay near the rail because I had forgotten how to stop.
We had a good time though. There's a skate builder in LA called "Sk8 Fanatics." I'm getting wifey some custom skates made from Doc Martins. I already have some Stacey Adams skates that they made for me last year.
Its great exercise. Not to mention the ladies. We try to go on adult nights when there's not any kids, and that's also when the Black folks are there. They play R&B on those nights. There's not too many white folks in attendance on those nights as well. We have our own flavor when it comes to skating. Most white folks just can't keep up.
I pulled my skates out, get to rink and put them on. Shiiiiiit, I had issues standing up on the carpet. Wifey goes straight to the wooden floor, goes around a few times, then she starts skating backwards. I'm like damn.
I get to the floor, and I put my arms in front of me like Frankenstein. I go around a couple of times, I'm really timid though. Little kids are zooming by giving me the side eye like, "Get your old ass out the way Old Head!" LOLOL. I had to stay near the rail because I had forgotten how to stop.
We had a good time though. There's a skate builder in LA called "Sk8 Fanatics." I'm getting wifey some custom skates made from Doc Martins. I already have some Stacey Adams skates that they made for me last year.
Its great exercise. Not to mention the ladies. We try to go on adult nights when there's not any kids, and that's also when the Black folks are there. They play R&B on those nights. There's not too many white folks in attendance on those nights as well. We have our own flavor when it comes to skating. Most white folks just can't keep up.
Would love to know where she skates at..
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