Ever walk down the hall for something, then turn the corner and catch nothing but pure hell. Its like the dame toe has a mind of its own and stretches itself out just to get caught. Or be sleeping real good then wake up to a charley horse. Or even worse catch one in both legs at the same time.
Whats the worse feeling: pinky toe hitting a corner or charley horse
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Charlie Horse.
I take the toe stubs on a regular basis playing football (soccer), but when a knee bone smashes into your thigh muscle, forget about it.
Got me cringing over here, had that happen a few times.
charlie horse during sex.
banging knees playing ball.
banging knees playing ball.
charlie horse during sex.
banging knees playing ball.
Shit happened to me in HS... I got it on video... I went down like I was shot
Hitting your pinky toe is worse. It has me feeling like Peter Griffin
With a Charlie Horse, you can atleast walk it off.
With a Charlie Horse, you can atleast walk it off.
Raising up and Hitting your head on the point of the cabinet door in the kitchen.
I JUST did that last week!! I was PISSED!!
Opened the damn cabinet to prepare to put dishes away. Get dishes out of dishwasher. Raise up, oh... looks who's there.
Who left the cabinet door open dammit!!
Man I got a tooth ache right now, and I'm tempted to get some pliers and yank this bitch out. My whole left side of my face hurts.
IT's a proven fact that TOOTH ACHE is the worst pain EVER.....
The fucking toe!! I always seem to hit my dam toe on the legs of the table when I'm leaving the kitchen! Charley horses arent too bad since I know how to jump on them when I feel it starting to act up. But that toe........
Toe knuckles on a 25 lb dumbell in the dark on your bedroom floor...
slamming the tip of your finger in a drawer...
oh, and pinky toe by far, that mug be burnin like it's broke and on fire...
slamming the tip of your finger in a drawer...
oh, and pinky toe by far, that mug be burnin like it's broke and on fire...
i can deal with the toe i hop around and walk it off
with the horse you don't even want to move you're frozen in time until you think it's safe enough to even try to extend the muscle shit is crucial
but a toothache is the winner
if you have one you don't even want to move ANY part of your
with the horse you don't even want to move you're frozen in time until you think it's safe enough to even try to extend the muscle shit is crucial
but a toothache is the winner
if you have one you don't even want to move ANY part of your
A pinky toe blast, will cause you to instantly want to jump instantly out you skin.. I was dying laughing at the thought of something as painful as that.. Think about it..
1. If this happens in the dead of end night, not only will everyone hear it, but that damn toe will pay your ass back. As if it could say " oh your clumby ass,you fucked up my nail, okayy...wait on it, hear "bitch!!!, and damn a influx pain comes out of no where.
2. Why is it always happens when lights are off, and you always walk through your crib knowing where everything is, and your toe seems to have a crash course already plotted out, like it was thinking, okayy, I'll teach your ass to wear shoes a size to small bam!!
3. You ever notice when that happens all your sense's tend to highten, like you, if you open your eye's wider you can see things in the dark.. It's a classic sight to see someone face after it has just occured, becuase you will watch their facial expression's change as the pain sets in. One second there cool, the next there down wishing they could the knaw that damn off.. and if there were in stride, ot's like watching a train wreck in slow motion.
But, the ultimate is the imfamous nutts to the handle bars... and if you do it just right it will have you sounding like that news reporter that fell out the grape tube. oeh,eew oo , oooooh, oooh.. sounding like a damn begal.
1. If this happens in the dead of end night, not only will everyone hear it, but that damn toe will pay your ass back. As if it could say " oh your clumby ass,you fucked up my nail, okayy...wait on it, hear "bitch!!!, and damn a influx pain comes out of no where.
2. Why is it always happens when lights are off, and you always walk through your crib knowing where everything is, and your toe seems to have a crash course already plotted out, like it was thinking, okayy, I'll teach your ass to wear shoes a size to small bam!!
3. You ever notice when that happens all your sense's tend to highten, like you, if you open your eye's wider you can see things in the dark.. It's a classic sight to see someone face after it has just occured, becuase you will watch their facial expression's change as the pain sets in. One second there cool, the next there down wishing they could the knaw that damn off.. and if there were in stride, ot's like watching a train wreck in slow motion.
But, the ultimate is the imfamous nutts to the handle bars... and if you do it just right it will have you sounding like that news reporter that fell out the grape tube. oeh,eew oo , oooooh, oooh.. sounding like a damn begal.
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Hey fellas, I think I have the worst feeling figured out.
I think the worst feeling to have would be to come home and find your home on fire and having both your mother and your wife inside.
Knowing you can only save one you have to make a decision.
At that moment that would be the worst feeling
I think the worst feeling to have would be to come home and find your home on fire and having both your mother and your wife inside.
Knowing you can only save one you have to make a decision.
At that moment that would be the worst feeling
charlie horse during sex.
banging knees playing ball.
Banging knees will cause an instant collapse....lol
It certainly is not
Kidney Stones
I'll take a tooth ache over a kidney stone anyday.
I almost shot myself in the mouth one time my tooth hurt so bad. 3:am and your shit is on throb with no pain meds! Shit had my eye on the ssame side of the tooth solid red! Impacted wisdom tooth!
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It certainly is not
Kidney Stones
I'll take a tooth ache over a kidney stone anyday.
A co-worker of mines passed his stone at work and it sound like he was being murdered. I will never forget that nuccas pain.
I almost shot myself in the mouth one time my tooth hurt so bad. 3:am and your shit is on throb with no pain meds! Shit had my eye on the ssame side of the tooth solid red! Impacted wisdom tooth!
I already had a hole in my tooth but since it didnt hurt I let it be, one afternoon after work I was just about to eat a sub I took one bite on the side with the bad tooth and it felt like somebody shot me in the side of my fucking face. I went and brought some Ambesol and all that did was to numb my mouth but that hellish pain was still there. I cried like a bitch, grown ass man crying to his mother the pain was so excruciating.
I stubbed my big toe 3 times in one day. Shit was fucked up.
Any of y'all have one of those beds that has the sharp edges? How about I walk into that mug at least 4-5 times a year, and have scars on my leg because of it.
Ran outside barefoot cuz I heard the trash truck coming and I'd forgot to take bag outside. As I ran back up the brick steps of my house, I lost my balance. In the process my left foot crashed into the step with full impact and I shattered the big toe nail on my left foot. Drove myself to ER bleeding like shit where the doc removed the toenail entirely with forceps. That was some muhfukkin' pain!!!!!!!!!!
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