what would YOU do with this??

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I'd fuck? :dunno:

I'd pay off all of my debt? :dunno:

I'd fuck? :dunno:

I'd buy a house for me and one for my parents cash? :dunno:

I'd fuck? :dunno:

I'd fall of the fucking map after that? :dunno:

And fuck some more? :dunno:
 
spend it in small/modest amounts for a lifetime,

give some away over a lifetime,

invest/deposit some, always under $10K, NO FLOSSING
 
If I can't get it into an offshore account I'd IMMEDIATELY call the IRS and give them their cut. Then put in in a Swiss account and use the interest to build a restaurant and a barber shop. Then slide to Delaware and get a house built.
 
a fleet of maybachs.........nah i m kidding. surround myself w some of the finest hoes and then invest
 
Is this one of those trick questions that's put out as a feeler, to see how much it'll cost to buy me off.....TO SELL OUT?

SHIYATTTTTTTTTTTT, that'll bout do it...:lol::lol::lol:

I saw something that said a pallet of 100's stacked up..prolly 5 ft, from the pic, is equal to about 100 mill...that looks like about a half bill:dance:
 
Buy some bad ass concubines with special trades and skills, cop some more rifles and ammo, build an impregnable fortress in northern Wyoming, stock up on water and Campbell's, freeze dry various meat and vegetables, get a biodome going, train my concubines, fuck, and train some more, layback and wait for the revolution so I can lead the resistance.

:cool:
 
I'd come into my job and hit a Semi Pro on they ass

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Everybody Eat Shit! A big bag of shit! I'm the greatest man in the world!
 
We'll start with a $100 dollar bill. Currently the largest U.S. denomination in general circulation. Most everyone has seen them, slighty fewer have owned them. Guaranteed to make friends wherever they go.


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A packet of one hundred $100 bills is less than 1/2" thick and contains $10,000. Fits in your pocket easily and is more than enough for week or two of shamefully decadent fun.

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Believe it or not, this next little pile is $1 million dollars (100 packets of $10,000). You could stuff that into a grocery bag and walk around with it.

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While a measly $1 million looked a little unimpressive, $100 million is a little more respectable. It fits neatly on a standard pallet...

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And $1 BILLION dollars... now we're really getting somewhere...

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Next we'll look at ONE TRILLION dollars. This is that number we've been hearing about so much. What is a trillion dollars? Well, it's a million million. It's a thousand billion. It's a one followed by 12 zeros.

You ready for this?

It's pretty surprising.

Ladies and gentlemen... I give you $1 trillion dollars...



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(And notice those pallets are double stacked.)

So the next time you hear someone toss around the phrase "trillion dollars"... that's what they're talking about.
 
The 1st stack would be used to send my moms to Disney World. and pay off her house.
the rest I would spend in on pure bullshit.
 
me and my boy actually talked about this...

i'd buy two trumpeteers to precede me before i entered a building and play their trumpets to announce my presence..

i'd start a movie studio...and increase the quality and diversity of black films in the marketplace...simultaneously create jobs for my fellow brothas and sistas...

i'd have really famous women pose nude for me...where u couldn't see their faces ... and i'd keep it my secret..as to which nude photos were of which women...

i'd have an MTV cribs episode...that would be a 10,000 times better than Dave Chappelle's

and you gotta have your own island...

i'd pay the attorney's fees for any brother or sister on trial who i felt was innocent...since we never seem to get a fair shake in court...but i'd keep that part of my philanthropy a secret...

i'd hire lobbyists...to try and legalize all victimless crimes (drugs, prostitution, etc)...

i would NOT trick any money off on OVERPRICED diamonds..and contribute to the slaughter of brothers and sisters in Africa...

i would NOT trick off any money on broads...

i would NOT get married...no matter how fine i thought the woman was...even if she was willing to sign a pre-nup...
 
Buy my mom a house. Pay in cash.
Put some money away for my little sister.
Hook my brother up.
Go on a lengthy trip while I figure out where I'm gonna base myself.
Establish my base and fall off the grid for anyone but a select few.
And get premium accounts for rapidshare,megaupload,depositfiles,and hotfiles so that I still don't need to buy music or porn along with several terabyte hard drives.
 
Show parents and sisters love.
Buy houses in NYC Miami and Vegas.
Put sport cars/luxury cars in the garages of said houses.
Pay off all debt.
Travel.
 
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