hey, hey a few of my female friends called me the perfect side nigga that was the weirdest semi cool compliment ever..chick told my boy straight up" yo on some real shit i couldn't make black my main dude he got all the great qualities but he fuck to many bitches so u kno what he's the perfect side nigga"..my boy straight looked at me like this.....
So cats are suppose to SIMP in 2016???
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FUCK OUTTA HERE!
BTW, there's no such thing as a 'side nigga' that's just a cat that will not give a chick more than his dick. He's in his lane BY CHOICE. 'Side bitches' STAY trying to get put on. Huge difference.
*two cents *
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo yo that bgol nig that remixed get a likehere's the original pic...some one remix the OP pic
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by the way supreme bgol perv comment.".yo on some real shit do u see the camel toe on that bitch though..i kno she animated and all but i still see the print through them pants"
"Husband" & "Not his child"? Really? You sailed in this sinking boat with the bad boy and enjoyed living irresponsibly, and now after the good man you ignored done built his shit up, you wanna jump ship?![]()
Peace,
The remixed version is the first truly ignorant shit I've seen in 2016. Losers in 2015 are going to be losers in 2016. Ain't shit changed but a number.
hey, hey a few of my female friends called me the perfect side nigga that was the weirdest semi cool compliment ever..chick told my boy straight up" yo on some real shit i couldn't make black my main dude he got all the great qualities but he fuck to many bitches so u kno what he's the perfect side nigga"..my boy straight looked at me like this..i had the bag of food in my hand she brought and was like this
she was like this
told me to hop in her whip and i was like this
and my boy was like platonic friendship my ass
and i was like
drove off and had my boy like
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This is beautiful helping step into the next year!here's the original pic...some one remix the OP pic
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Your are lost
I still stand by my original statement though,THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A 'SIDE NIGGA'.
I'll explain...
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VERY RARELY DOES A CHICK EVER HAVE TO SAY "Look nigga, Imma give you this pussy once to four times a month. I don't want you taking me nowhere to eat, I don't want you trying to take me nowhere, I don't want to meet your friends/family/coworkers/that nigga you trying to stunt on. All you got to do is RUN THROUGH we I text you to COME THROUGH, GOT IT?", and he fuck that up.
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Now a side bitch??? Even those who must have graduated from the finest obedience schools need a come to Jesus meeting every other month. You know, the 'Bitch don't you know WE JUST FUCKING? The fuck you doing trying to invite yourself to my company Christmas party?'
Reason being is that there is no such thing as a cat PLACED on the side, that's just a silly moniker chicks use for cats they CAN'T getting anything more out of than dick and bubble gum. 'Side' nigga is happy and content. Why wouldn't he be? Hell I'd just fuck a chick for DECADES if given the chance!
Side bitches, that's a real stance, because she's PLACED there. Trust me if a chick is fucking you long enough 'just fucking' ain't going to be enough for her...but it's going to have to do because you put her ASIDE.
You know what, from now on I'm calling them ASIDE BITCHES... MORE ACCURATE.
*two cents *
Your are lost
It goes both ways. Side dudes be killing husbands over broads
"Husband" & "Not his child"? Really? You sailed in this sinking boat with the bad boy and enjoyed living irresponsibly, and now after the good man you ignored done built his shit up, you wanna jump ship?![]()
that hoe ass would be sinking with her side nigga..and that kid that aint mines would be going down with them..
them two would look like a scene in titanic![]()
The remix pic could be Todd and Kandy (minus the nose ring).
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All those chicks on there married "down" (except the white ho & single Porsha, go figure). LoLDamn!!!... But hell... Shes got more dough and more business savvy than him so I aint even mad.
All those chicks on there married "down" (except the white ho & single Porsha, go figure). LoL
They're options?Damn if you aint right... All except that moose Nene, but shes pulling in more now. Im actually interested in hearing opinions as to why this is typically the case. Black women as a whole dont seem to care, while other races are looking to marry up.
They're options?