Walmart vs. The Morons

[Gunner]

Viral email

Wal-Mart vs. The Morons

1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart
Every hour of every day.

2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!

3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick’s Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.

4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target + Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.

5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world’s largest private employer, and most speak English.

6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.

7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.

8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.

9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.

10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.

11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth’s population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)

12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.

You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy..

This should be read and understood by all Americans, Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!

To the President and all 535 voting members of the Legislature,

It is now official you are ALL corrupt morons:

A. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke.

B. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it right and it is broke.

C. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is broke.

D. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to “the poor” and they only want more.

E. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 44 years to get it right and they are broke.

F. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right and it is broke.

G. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure.

You have FAILED in every “government service” you have shoved down our throats while overspending our tax dollars.

AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM???

 

[thoughtone]

Back to posting. Did you get your check from Cock brothers?

 

[Gunner]

Back to posting. Did you get your check from Cock brothers?

On the grind. Getting ready to open another business to rake in more evil profits.
I wouldn't turn it down if they sent me some seed money. Nothing but Weiner in the news everything still sucks nothing new.

 

[thoughtone]

On the grind. Getting ready to open another business to rake in more evil profits.
I wouldn't turn it down if they sent me some seed money. Nothing but Weiner in the news everything still sucks nothing new.

Profits are good, when done legally and ethically. What business are you into?

 

[QueEx]

It is now official you are ALL corrupt morons:

A. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke.

Actinanass,

Aren't you with the Postal Service?

What about this ???

 

[Upgrade Dave]

The Post Office problem is changing technology and too many chefs (policitians) in the kitchen.

The Dept of Energy works fine when Republicans aren't defunding it and neutralizing it for their Big Energy donors.

Social Security is fine. If politicians would stop borrowing from it, it would be even better.

We've seen many times that corporate suits make poor Presidents.

Apparently, you think the government should hire more people and put them on the public dole. Me too. More teachers, cops, firefighters, and social workers.

 

[heiesuke]

Good read but!! Nikka plz… So we should incorporate the government? Hand it over to CEOs and what not becuz they have been successful @ making $$$? This type of thinking is what the United States was founded on in the 1st place. I would rather go thru 40 more presidents and other elected officials, than to hand the government over to financially successful corporate types whose bottom line is making our economy good but would most certainly neglect the "people". Our country's economy, government is broken, because people are broken. This will not change until people are no more. The end.

 

[Dmain_Event]

Viral email

Wal-Mart vs. The Morons

1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart
Every hour of every day.

2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!

3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick’s Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.

4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target + Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.

5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world’s largest private employer, and most speak English.

6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.

7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.

8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.

9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.

10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.

11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth’s population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)

12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.

You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy..

This should be read and understood by all Americans, Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!

To the President and all 535 voting members of the Legislature,

It is now official you are ALL corrupt morons:

A. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke.

B. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it right and it is broke.

C. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is broke.

D. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to “the poor” and they only want more.

E. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 44 years to get it right and they are broke.

F. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right and it is broke.

G. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure.

You have FAILED in every “government service” you have shoved down our throats while overspending our tax dollars.

AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM???

FINALLY...

Somebody who gets it.

Thanks for the stats bruh. Im sure the Obama nut huggers or Bush apologist (I am not one, he was a socialist just like Bummer, just not as bad) got something negative to say, but I say keep on keepin-on.

 

[hsm2448]

The irony is that many of the people that are going to forward these emails back and forth are going to be coming from states that receive the greatest percentage of federal dollars (by proportion).

By the way we already had a "CEO president" named George W. Bush - how did that work out?

 

[Upgrade Dave]

FINALLY...

Somebody who gets it.

Thanks for the stats bruh. Im sure the Obama nut huggers or Bush apologist (I am not one, he was a socialist just like Bummer, just not as bad) got something negative to say, but I say keep on keepin-on.

He was just as bad, if not worse or does the Medicare giveaway to drug companies not count.
Wal-Mart benefits from government largesse as much as any other major company.

 

[thoughtone]

FINALLY...

Somebody who gets it.

Thanks for the stats bruh. Im sure the Obama nut huggers or Bush apologist (I am not one, he was a socialist just like Bummer, just not as bad) got something negative to say, but I say keep on keepin-on.

This has got to be dumbest of the dumbest threads Gunther has ever posted. Just because Walmart has become an oligopoly that has decimated small town local businesses, under pays it's workers and has virtually made American consumers totally beholden to the Chinese government, doesn't mean it is something that is good for America. Germany has booted Walmart out of their country, India refuses to let them even do business in their borders and Walmart will not allow, with the blessings of their paid off politicians (the Clinton's for one) unionize in the US while most of their non American units are unionized. Do you need any more evidence why the wealthy are getting wealthier while everyone else is footing their bills!

 

[Dmain_Event]

This has got to be dumbest of the dumbest threads Gunther has ever posted. Just because Walmart has become an oligopoly that has decimated small town local businesses, under pays it's workers and has virtually made American consumers totally beholden to the Chinese government, doesn't mean it is something that is good for America. Germany has booted Walmart out of their country, India refuses to let them even do business in their borders and Walmart will not allow, with the blessings of their paid off politicians (the Clinton's for one) unionize in the US while most of their non American units are unionized. Do you need any more evidence why the wealthy are getting wealthier while everyone else is footing their bills!

You sir are a fucking idiot.


Walmart is the MOST successful retail chain. But there is plenty of room for smaller chains... I mean commies like you (who INSIST they love PRIVATELY owned mom and pop stores... yeah right nigga you wont be satisfied until everything is state controlled) make up there entire market. With the rest of us normal folks willing to pay the marked up prices every once in awhile.
I wonder why you think its ok for Mom and Pop joints to mark up there produce prices while big stores like Walmart would have the charters revoked and there stores and facilities Nationalized if they were ever caught doing something even close to that????

Hypocrites much?


Also, the Rich get richer, the Poor get richer, the middle class get richer, the Rich get poorer, the middle class get poorer, the poor get poorer, its a fluid economy not a Oligarchy. Kings and Queens are propped up in perpetuity, you work for your guap, if you fuck it up your SOL. If you inherit your money, and you aint wise with it, then you lose it (unless your a democrat or liberal of course!!!). They will always find a way to bail out daddies hedge fund.

Hope you learned something from this bitch-slapping you just recieved...

Your welcome

 

[thoughtone]

You sir are a fucking idiot.


Walmart is the MOST successful retail chain. But there is plenty of room for smaller chains... I mean commies like you (who INSIST they love PRIVATELY owned mom and pop stores... yeah right nigga you wont be satisfied until everything is state controlled) make up there entire market. With the rest of us normal folks willing to pay the marked up prices every once in awhile.
I wonder why you think its ok for Mom and Pop joints to mark up there produce prices while big stores like Walmart would have the charters revoked and there stores and facilities Nationalized if they were ever caught doing something even close to that????

Hypocrites much?


Also, the Rich get richer, the Poor get richer, the middle class get richer, the Rich get poorer, the middle class get poorer, the poor get poorer, its a fluid economy not a Oligarchy. Kings and Queens are propped up in perpetuity, you work for your guap, if you fuck it up your SOL. If you inherit your money, and you aint wise with it, then you lose it (unless your a democrat or liberal of course!!!). They will always find a way to bail out daddies hedge fund.

Hope you learned something from this bitch-slapping you just recieved...

Your welcome

"Negro Please!"​

 

[QueEx]

Indiana Mayor:
Walmart, a Public Nuisance​

BEECH GROVE, Ind. -- When a man shot himself following an incident at Walmart in Beech Grove, it was the last straw for that town’s mayor. He’s declared the business a public nuisance.

On Thursday morning, 42-year-old Gillace Monroe Samples tried to steal from the store, police said. After being caught by security, Samples waved his gun at employees before running to a nearby restaurant and shooting himself in the head as police closed in.

He was in critical condition at Eskenazi Hospital as of Friday afternoon.

The shooting is the latest in a string of high-profile incidents that have been connected to the troubled Walmart store over the last two months, joining a brawl between two women in the store’s shampoo aisle and a separate act of shoplifting that ended with a crash that killed a 63-year-old woman.

As a public nuisance, Walmart can be assessed fines when officers are needed there.

To Beech Grove Mayor Dennis Buckley, it’s one of the only remaining options.

“We’re better than that, our community is better than that and I don’t want to get a phone call every day saying that somebody pulled a gun at Walmart and has done something out of line,” Buckley said.

Police said Thursday’s incident began around 11 a.m. Samples and another suspect, 42-year-old Johnny Maxey, were caught shoplifting.

Two Walmart employees — one an off-duty Marion County Sheriff's Department deputy working as a security guard and another assisting him — escorted the suspects to the store’s loss prevention office.

That’s when Samples pulled out a handgun before fleeing the store, police said. The deputy, assisted by Beech Grove and Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department officers, chased Samples.

Witnesses helped the officers track down Samples in the restroom of Egg Roll No. 1, a restaurant located just north of Walmart. Officers were moving in to make an arrest when they heard a gunshot, police said.

Samples was wanted for parole violation and battery by means of a deadly weapon, and for being a serious violent felon in possession of a firearm, police said. The battery and gun possession charges are connected to a shooting reported in Indianapolis on July 29.

Like Buckley, Walmart spokesman Brian Nick expressed frustration with the latest confrontation. He also commended Walmart employees and security for keeping other shoppers safe.

“We’re thankful that our security measures helped identify a dangerous individual who could have caused harm to others in the community,” Nick said.

The aftermath of previous incidents saw police discussing how frequent runs to Walmart have stretched the department’s resources. Between February 2014 and mid-June, Beech Grove police made 1,278 runs to the store resulting in 473 arrests.

Officials from both sides met and eventually implemented a restorative justice program at Walmart.

The voluntary program, Nick said, is designed to reduce the number of police runs to the store. It gives Walmart associates the ability to offer some shoplifters a chance to opt into a program that results in a fine instead of being arrested.

It’s usually targeted at people during first-time offenses when police aren’t necessary, Nick said.

“That is something the store will continue to work on with law enforcement, and something that we’ve seen success with in other parts of the country,” he said.

While he’s pleased with the program’s early results, Buckley said he’s noticed police activity has increased over the last two weeks.

Once the public nuisance designation is finalized, Walmart will be notified and given a 10-day grace period before receiving fines, Buckley said.

Then officers will have the option to issue tickets when they’re called to the store. Each ticket could carry a $2,500 penalty and court fees.

In response to the designation, Nick said Walmart officials will work to keep the store peaceful.​

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...lic-nuisance-indiana-mayor-declares/31814031/

 

[QueEx]

Indiana Mayor:
Walmart, a Public Nuisance​

BEECH GROVE, Ind. -- When a man shot himself following an incident at Walmart in Beech Grove, it was the last straw for that town’s mayor. He’s declared the business a public nuisance.

On Thursday morning, 42-year-old Gillace Monroe Samples tried to steal from the store, police said. After being caught by security, Samples waved his gun at employees before running to a nearby restaurant and shooting himself in the head as police closed in.

He was in critical condition at Eskenazi Hospital as of Friday afternoon.

The shooting is the latest in a string of high-profile incidents that have been connected to the troubled Walmart store over the last two months, joining a brawl between two women in the store’s shampoo aisle and a separate act of shoplifting that ended with a crash that killed a 63-year-old woman.

As a public nuisance, Walmart can be assessed fines when officers are needed there.

To Beech Grove Mayor Dennis Buckley, it’s one of the only remaining options.

“We’re better than that, our community is better than that and I don’t want to get a phone call every day saying that somebody pulled a gun at Walmart and has done something out of line,” Buckley said.

Police said Thursday’s incident began around 11 a.m. Samples and another suspect, 42-year-old Johnny Maxey, were caught shoplifting.

Two Walmart employees — one an off-duty Marion County Sheriff's Department deputy working as a security guard and another assisting him — escorted the suspects to the store’s loss prevention office.

That’s when Samples pulled out a handgun before fleeing the store, police said. The deputy, assisted by Beech Grove and Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department officers, chased Samples.

Witnesses helped the officers track down Samples in the restroom of Egg Roll No. 1, a restaurant located just north of Walmart. Officers were moving in to make an arrest when they heard a gunshot, police said.

Samples was wanted for parole violation and battery by means of a deadly weapon, and for being a serious violent felon in possession of a firearm, police said. The battery and gun possession charges are connected to a shooting reported in Indianapolis on July 29.

Like Buckley, Walmart spokesman Brian Nick expressed frustration with the latest confrontation. He also commended Walmart employees and security for keeping other shoppers safe.

“We’re thankful that our security measures helped identify a dangerous individual who could have caused harm to others in the community,” Nick said.

The aftermath of previous incidents saw police discussing how frequent runs to Walmart have stretched the department’s resources. Between February 2014 and mid-June, Beech Grove police made 1,278 runs to the store resulting in 473 arrests.

Officials from both sides met and eventually implemented a restorative justice program at Walmart.

The voluntary program, Nick said, is designed to reduce the number of police runs to the store. It gives Walmart associates the ability to offer some shoplifters a chance to opt into a program that results in a fine instead of being arrested.

It’s usually targeted at people during first-time offenses when police aren’t necessary, Nick said.

“That is something the store will continue to work on with law enforcement, and something that we’ve seen success with in other parts of the country,” he said.

While he’s pleased with the program’s early results, Buckley said he’s noticed police activity has increased over the last two weeks.

Once the public nuisance designation is finalized, Walmart will be notified and given a 10-day grace period before receiving fines, Buckley said.

Then officers will have the option to issue tickets when they’re called to the store. Each ticket could carry a $2,500 penalty and court fees.

In response to the designation, Nick said Walmart officials will work to keep the store peaceful.​

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...lic-nuisance-indiana-mayor-declares/31814031/