Valentines Day: Bitter Bitches on Facebook Edition

yo, I dont get it. Every other day of the year, women post stats about not needing or wanting a man, then get depressed on Valentines Day when they don't have one. What the bipolar fuck is going on?
 
yo, I dont get it. Every other day of the year, women post stats about not needing or wanting a man, then get depressed on Valentines Day when they don't have one. What the bipolar fuck is going on?

THIS!!! No disagree here bruh!!
 

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1. "Blah blah blah....valentines...yadda. Yadda yadda....giving love should be everyday not just one day.....mornin people!"

2. "I aint threaten by u birds u can have my left overs. I'm done with it anyway. Lol"

3. "Today is V̶a̶l̶e̶n̶t̶i̶n̶e̶s̶-D̶a̶y̶ Tuesday"

4. "Why are u texting me Happy Valentines Day like really tho* Just rubbed me the wrong way. Sh*t Drives me crazy."

5. "What's is Valentine's Day? Why should I be looking for some flowers or them cheap ass chocolates that I don't even eat. It looks nice but really tho* Remind me again of who I am to you again *** haaaa. Know your lady and what more that she is worth!!!!"

6. "fuck Valentine's Day it should not take a certain day for your man/woman to buy you something you should do it any other day"

7. "Good morning☀today is happy cornball day. So happy cornball to all you cornballs"

8. "If Valentine's Day ,Christmas,your birthday, and Mother's Day/father's day is the only time he buying you a gift he ain't shit or she ain't shit. An just know you ain't shit to them either"

9. "If I been with your ass for more then 2years and you still giving out flowers teddy bears and chocolate keep that shit because I'm worth more than that $20 gift. I appreciate it, it's the thought that counts thank you but no thank you"

10. "Today is fake love day fake appreciation day.half of yall bitches don't appreciate yall men or women it's"

11. "I usually hate Valentine's Day but this year I won't...God's willing. it signifies change..growth and life! Now, that's LOVE of God! Happy VDay!"

12. "I hate v day know. use to love it b4. cant wait till this day is over"
 
Lol...I got one that was posted a few hrs ago: ~
Valentine's Day is a pseudo-holiday made up by the card and flower industry to make people feel obligated to spend money even though most are still financially recovering from Christmas. LOL. I want to find someone that can make me feel special EVERYday....so my sentiment stands for the third year in a row. Valentine's Day is for SUCKAS!~


Another:
all I want is love, I got so much love to give. I dream of having a fairy tale romance. Today is just a reminder of how single I am! Screw you V day!
:lol::lol::lol::smh::smh::smh:
 
Lol...I got one that was posted a few hrs ago: ~
Valentine's Day is a pseudo-holiday made up by the card and flower industry to make people feel obligated to spend money even though most are still financially recovering from Christmas. LOL. I want to find someone that can make me feel special EVERYday....so my sentiment stands for the third year in a row. Valentine's Day is for SUCKAS!~


Another:
all I want is love, I got so much love to give. I dream of having a fairy tale romance. Today is just a reminder of how single I am! Screw you V day!
:lol::lol::lol::smh::smh::smh:

:lol:
 
:lol::lol:..i am staying off facebook...my chick already texted me why didn't I say happy v.day to her on Facebook:confused::confused:...ahhh cause i took you out for dinner yesterday and texted u happy V.day today..damn!! women.
 
1. "Blah blah blah....valentines...yadda. Yadda yadda....giving love should be everyday not just one day.....mornin people!"

2. "I aint threaten by u birds u can have my left overs. I'm done with it anyway. Lol"

3. "Today is V̶a̶l̶e̶n̶t̶i̶n̶e̶s̶-D̶a̶y̶ Tuesday"

4. "Why are u texting me Happy Valentines Day like really tho* Just rubbed me the wrong way. Sh*t Drives me crazy."

5. "What's is Valentine's Day? Why should I be looking for some flowers or them cheap ass chocolates that I don't even eat. It looks nice but really tho* Remind me again of who I am to you again *** haaaa. Know your lady and what more that she is worth!!!!"

6. "fuck Valentine's Day it should not take a certain day for your man/woman to buy you something you should do it any other day"

7. "Good morning☀today is happy cornball day. So happy cornball to all you cornballs"

8. "If Valentine's Day ,Christmas,your birthday, and Mother's Day/father's day is the only time he buying you a gift he ain't shit or she ain't shit. An just know you ain't shit to them either"

9. "If I been with your ass for more then 2years and you still giving out flowers teddy bears and chocolate keep that shit because I'm worth more than that $20 gift. I appreciate it, it's the thought that counts thank you but no thank you"

10. "Today is fake love day fake appreciation day.half of yall bitches don't appreciate yall men or women it's"

11. "I usually hate Valentine's Day but this year I won't...God's willing. it signifies change..growth and life! Now, that's LOVE of God! Happy VDay!"

12. "I hate v day know. use to love it b4. cant wait till this day is over"

:suicide: :lol:
 
:lol::lol:..i am staying off facebook...my chick already texted me why didn't I say happy v.day to her on Facebook:confused::confused:...ahhh cause i took you out for dinner yesterday and texted u happy V.day today..damn!! women.

:smh: my woman and I already know we don't feed into that bullshit from the day we met.
 
:lol::lol:..i am staying off facebook...my chick already texted me why didn't I say happy v.day to her on Facebook:confused::confused:...ahhh cause i took you out for dinner yesterday and texted u happy V.day today..damn!! women.

:lol::lol::lol:
Because she wants ALL her friends to see!!! You better post something or else no Valentine draws for u!! :lol:
 
"‎(Stolen)Wanna say Happy Valintine's Day to my bed. Ever since you came into my life, you've got my back and you support me. I sleep good because of you. The pain is mostly all gone and I can make it through the day. I can see the beginning of a beautiful relationship between us. All I can say is thank you"
 
:lol::lol::lol:
Because she wants ALL her friends to see!!! You better post something or else no Valentine draws for u!! :lol:

An old co worker of mine cursed his wife the fuck out one year. Her took her to this very expensive joint, and afterwards he took her to a lavish suite he'd rented at some hotel downtown, but all she did was act stank the whole night. When her asked her what the problem was, she said that she was mad that she didn't get flowers delivered to her job like 2 of her co workers. :hmm: Dude went the FUCK off!!!
 
:lol::lol:..i am staying off facebook...my chick already texted me why didn't I say happy v.day to her on Facebook:confused::confused:...ahhh cause i took you out for dinner yesterday and texted u happy V.day today..damn!! women.


you gotta publicly display it! didn't you know?

you need to create a new account saying happy v day to your chick and befriend all the single friends she has and have them co-sign your page
 
An old co worker of mine cursed his wife the fuck out one year. Her took her to this very expensive joint, and afterwards he took her to a lavish suite he'd rented at some hotel downtown, but all she did was act stank the whole night. When her asked her what the problem was, she said that she was mad that she didn't get flowers delivered to her job like 2 of her co workers. :hmm: Dude went the FUCK off!!!

:smh:
 
An old co worker of mine cursed his wife the fuck out one year. Her took her to this very expensive joint, and afterwards he took her to a lavish suite he'd rented at some hotel downtown, but all she did was act stank the whole night. When her asked her what the problem was, she said that she was mad that she didn't get flowers delivered to her job like 2 of her co workers. :hmm: Dude went the FUCK off!!!

and every vday from that point on he should have sent flowers to her job on vday, and then asked her what she was cooking for dinner cause they ain't going NOWHERE
 
An old co worker of mine cursed his wife the fuck out one year. Her took her to this very expensive joint, and afterwards he took her to a lavish suite he'd rented at some hotel downtown, but all she did was act stank the whole night. When her asked her what the problem was, she said that she was mad that she didn't get flowers delivered to her job like 2 of her co workers. :hmm: Dude went the FUCK off!!!

Fuck no:smh: WTF wrong with these spoiled"princesses"? I mean you can NEVER satisfy a woman like that. I mean you could bring her the EARTH with both hands and offer her the world but she gonna bitch and say she want's the moon also:smh:
 
and every vday from that point on he should have sent flowers to her job on vday, and then asked her what she was cooking for dinner cause they ain't going NOWHERE

Dude was still mad when he came in 2 days later. I didn't want to laugh, but you can see him getting worked up just telling me about it. I thought he was getting ready to snap again. I started looking around for shit to defend myself with! :lol::lol::lol:
 
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"today imma do my own hair , do my own nails, cooking my own food and lay down watch a movie with myself , hug, myself , and enjoy this valentines being single sexy and free ohh yeaa - my own marlyin monroe "
 
"today imma do my own hair , do my own nails, cooking my own food and lay down watch a movie with myself , hug, myself , and enjoy this valentines being single sexy and free ohh yeaa - my own marlyin monroe "

I would have responded with: "And this would be different....how?
 
Dude was still mad when he came in 2 days later. I didn't want to laugh, but you can see him getting worked up just telling me about it. I thought he was getting ready to snap again. I started looking for shit to defend myself with! :lol::lol::lol:

if anybody would've said flower might've been a postal worker situation :lol:
 
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