This blogger has a very good take on the "Infection"or persons (female type) that just can't catch a break......
Top mack nigga on "Sour bitches"
You know there is a phenomena of bitch out there I would like to discuss briefly here. Tha Phenomena of tha Sour Bitch, yes Sour Bitch, this is a new term I’m coining for Muthafuckas.
Tha Sour Bitch is typically this here:
1. A Bitch usually about 30+ in age
2. Been through some wild shit with at least 3 or 4 Niggas
3. Tha Bitch usually has a seed or two from tha previous Niggas
4. Tha bitch usually has a decent to great job
5. Tha Bitch is usually past her glory days meaning, she just ain’t as fly as she usta be. (i.e. That mileage is kinda showin up in tha face, weight issues like 15 to 30 pounds overweight etc.)
6. Tha Bitch has major issues with one or all of her babydaddys
7. Tha Bitch is almost perpetually unhappy because of tha unavailability of Qualified Niggas for her (i.e. Niggas with jobs, No babymama issues, Niggas with Autonomy, Niggas with her level of intelligence, Niggas that comply with her bullshit)
8. Tha Bitch is almost always irritated
9. Tha Bitch also usually has a low key substance abuse problem that she doesn’t believe is that bad (i.e. Alcohol, Prescription Medications, Weed, Cigarettes etc)
10. Tha Bitch usually uses tha term "Honey" when explaining some real shit in her life (example: I’ve been working hard all week, I got me some real babysitting, ‘Honey’ I having me a drink tonite.)
11. Tha Bitch usually begins to shy away from tha Club scene because of tha futility of competing with younger bitches that aren’t sour yet.
12. Sour Bitches usually form Sour Bitch support Groups with otha Sour Bitches. Tha Sour Bitches usually cry on each othas shoulders and bemoan tha Niggas responsible for their Sour Bitch condition. Then tha Sour Bitch use tha information they’ve gained from each otha to talk shit about each otha.
13. A Sour Bitch can identify a potential Sour Bitch, then under tha guise of friendship offer tha potential sour bitch faulty relationship advice and thus speed up tha potential sour bitches evolution into TRUE Sour Bitch like herself, then indoctrinate tha new Sour Bitch into tha Sour Bitch support group. Tha new Sour Bitch usually doesn’t realize this has happened.
14. Sour Bitchism can be hereditary or aquired, But I feel it’s mostly hereditary. If you examine a Sour Bitch closely you will find that her Mother and perhaps even her Grand Mother are all Sour Bitches.
15. Tha Sour Bitch usually experiences 3 distinct outcomes in her life. One: She will live out her life with a few Niggas that come and go, but never truly put up with her for any length of time past busting a nut. Two: Actually marry a man outside of her race that probably has a low key fetish for being dominated by a black woman, In this relationship she will still be unhappy, but it looks better from tha outside than being alone. Three: End up with a nigga that is perpetually in and out of jail with a crack cocaine problem, but is a good shade tree mechanic and has excellent culinary & housekeeping skills, Oh and runs errands well. A Sour Bitch in this situation will still be unhappy, Since she is tha Man of her house and cannot acknowledge tha Nigga as Man of tha house, yet, she still needs him.
This here is an overview essentially, more or less can be added to this list. For instance some Sour Bitches will get they Cougar on, but this is usually a low key thing and almost always to tha detriment of tha Nigga.
A very funny site, and it features a podcast. Enjoy........
http://topmacknigga.blogspot.com/2008/07/sour-bitches.html
